Monday, April 17, 2006

Girl Brain !!!

Ok no one guessed what is the UFO thing. It is basically the red light of GoodNight or AllOut types, mosquito repellent. The month is April and you all have been made April FOOLS !!!

Some people got scared of the mosquito repellent.

Khi Khi Khi Khi Khi Khi !!!

The Post Begins

Believe me, every girl's brain says "You know everything!!!" Even if it is the offside rule in football or the LBW decision in cricket, girls think they know everything.

Have you ever heard about a son-in-law and a father-in-law fighting??? I guess never. Have you ever heard about a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law live in peace??? I guess never. The reason is, they both think "I know more than her" I beg to change the statement, each one thinks, "She is stupid"

Typical things happening in the head of the ladies.

Daughter in law: "That wrteched lady, she knows nothing. What does she think I am an idiot??? I will teach her a lesson. " Mom in law: "This girl thinks she can say whatever and I have to listen to everything??? I have made my little son a man and she thinks she can do whatever she wants?? I will teach her a lesson"

Typical things happening in the head of men. (other than you known what)
Son in law to dad in law: "Hi dad, whats the score??" Dad in law: "100 for 1 in 18 overs. We are playing good." Son in law: "High five dad". Dad in law: "High five son." HIGH FIVE!!!

See living life is so so simple.

Girls sometimes think they can make the guy do anything.
Rahul: Hey I got promoted.
Kajal: Party !!!
Rahul: Why??
Kajal: Are you not happy you got promoted??
Rahul: I do the hard work and I get promoted and now why shall I treat you??
Kajal: Didnt I tell you some 3 months back you will get promoted?? I told you na?? Now treat me na!!! See Rahul, I know everything. Blah Blah Blah.
Rahul takes her for lunch and curses "Why did I meet Kajal today, the bloody girl didnt even ask about my work. "

Two guys.
Rahul: Hey Rohit I got promoted.
Rohit: Hey thats cool. What is your profile now? What is your salary now? When do you take the responcibilties? Blah Blah Blah. Congrats man!!!
Rahul: Lets go and have a drink man. I will treat. We will talk all about it over a drink.
Now girls this is called conversation.

Guy comes to girl with a problem. He doesnt understand that she is not going to solve any of his problems but his problems are going to get multiplied. Its called "The Buffalo-Pond Theory". The buffalos love taking bath in the pond and they approach the pond not knowing that it is going to be very difficult for them to come out. Guys stay away from girls if you want to solve your problem. Very sad guys "Dil Hai Ki Manta Nahi" I know.

The girls love listening to everyones problems and then giving solutions, which are never solutions but problems in a way. Guys beware if you have a problem approach a dog, not a girl. Ok Sonia Gandhi rules India and Amma rules in Tamil Nadu but no one knows whats going in the head of a woman.

Girls also have a problem where they want everything to happen the way they want it to happen. Their brain says "If it has to happen, then it has to happen your way!!"

A girl has 7 guys pals.
Guy 1: Just friend.
Guy 2: Useful guy. Helps her lots. Intelligent too. Geek types.
Guy 3: Good friend
Guy 4: Best friend
Guy 5: Bestest friend
Guy 6: Cool guy
Guy 7: Ass hole guy but class topper. Hence friend in need
Guy 1, Guy 2, Guy 3, Guy 4, Guy 5, Guy 6 and Guy 7, she is going to be my girlfriend. Guys are you idiots?? She already has a boy friend ;-) Chaal ko samjha karo.

I think the girl brain is one of the most complex thing to be known to human. All Hail. "THE WOMAN BRAIN"

V...

19 comments:

The Girl Who Sold The World 8:29 PM, April 17, 2006  

HAHAHAHAHAHA..*wakes up half the household by her super-loud laughing*...
Me first? Lagta toh nahin...:-?
Okay, so, first of all, poor girls are always misunderstood. *sniff*
And who dared to come up with this Buffalo-Pond theory? I can guess, though...*wink wink*.

All Hail. "THE WOMAN BRAIN"
Yes, yes, thanks for that. We know we're the bestestestest. :P:D

Anonymous,  8:54 PM, April 17, 2006  

Do you dilike women for some reason?

Pallavi 5:27 AM, April 18, 2006  

What kind of one-dimensional opinion you keep writing man? There are non-complex women too out there..Let me know when you find one..hahaha.

a jane,  5:35 AM, April 18, 2006  

Machaan....the only person jisko paagal kutthe ne kaata this month is the owner of this blog :P
see now, some ppl think you are a woman basher though you might have fooled some people by the last statement of this post. Already it is known fact that you are a gay basher. Khud ki reputation kyun mitti main mila rahe ho??? :P You will find yourself in a 'JAM', you nutcase :P :P :P

As for the UFO thingie, you have too much time on your hands, da. The vacuum is expanding your brain also. Is this how you spend your time in new aapees also :P

trups 6:20 AM, April 18, 2006  

//It is basically the red light of GoodNight or AllOut types, mosquito repellent.The month is April and you all have been made April FOOLS !!!


if u thot people fell for it, then u r "intelligence repellent" LOLZZZZZ =))

Kusum Rohra 6:23 AM, April 18, 2006  

Hhmmm i also knew u like MEN i mean U prefer MEN, u know what i mean, and that precisely is the reason you keep writing such things about women :)

Hain ke nahi???

Kusum Rohra 6:24 AM, April 18, 2006  

Abbe i forgot, i have tagged u :)

Kusum Rohra 6:27 AM, April 18, 2006  

BUFFALO POND THEORY!!!

HAHAHAHHAHA

trups 6:41 AM, April 18, 2006  

//I think the girl brain is one of the most complex thing to be known to human.

we r really simple virdi; its like guys shud do whatever we say then its reeeeeeaaaallly simple :D... aur u r a buffalo to hum kya kar sakte hai bol? :P
:P :P

shobs,  8:19 AM, April 18, 2006  

complex mind? yes we might seem complex 'cos we think abt many things in life, unlike men who only think abt you know wht! its not complicated at all for them...
and even if a guy has girl 1...7 frds, he only thinks abt whether he can hit on any of them sometime soon!
so even if a guy's brain is basic, he tries to do something complicated n gets into a "Buffalo pond theory" type situation!

Kusum Rohra 8:55 AM, April 18, 2006  

I am with trups, you are "intelligence repellent"

@trups: shabaash for coming up with this :)

virdi 9:02 AM, April 18, 2006  

The Girl>>> You first... your prize is one big watermelon...

Abe ullu... Why laughing so loud??? Padosi kya kahenge??? Buffalo - Pond theroy rocks!!! ;-)

Anon>> No I dont hate girls.. not at all... Just that they are different... :-)

Nan>> Aaiyo Vishnu... Why did you make girls??? "Virdi slaps forehead!!!"

Pallavi>> One dimensional??? What are you saying?? Girls ke upar I wrote so many things... Anger, friendship, hmmmm. forget it, and now brain... You girls have so many dimensions... Thats what I said... Complex creatures...

A Jane>> Pagal kutta??? hahahahaha... Buddha says, " A dog can be your best friend but when it goes mad stay away from it!!!" I am staying away from A Jane...

Gay basher??? hahahaha... Loser tujhe ghaas nahi dalta toh tu mujhe gay kyun bol rahi hai???

Trups>> Intelligence repellent??? Hmmmphhh!! You are jealous...

Kusum>> Jee nahi, I am not what you mean... You are duffer...

Will do the tag thing... :-)

Fundu theory na??? :-) me stud me... :-)

Trups>> Yes very simple... :-) JO aapka hukum mere aaka...

Shobz>> Gulp !!! Aurat tu gusse mein aachi nahi lagti...

Kusum & Trups>> Thrbrrrttt!!!

ritzkini 11:18 AM, April 18, 2006  

Rahul and..kajal...grr...again...grr...
:D

PS:Yaar..yeh sab choD..life mein kuch ban..kajal,sheetal,malmal..in sab ko choD de..aur..gay ban jaa ! ladke se pyaar kar !
:D

Naresh 1:48 PM, April 18, 2006  

Virdi bhai
I guess writing such a post you were asking for lost of comments. In a few days your post will sail all the way into the hands of the psuedo feminists who will spam you with flames(hate mails) even before they read the last line that actually summarizes your blog. Even later your blog will be read by some geek comp-sci student in MIT(since she is a girl and geek she sure would be a feminist) who will hack your blog and write all woman praise over it. Hope before the day your blog is hacked by one such maniac we get to read some more of similar stuff. (As you say)Duck off Feminists.

Sayesha 3:33 PM, April 18, 2006  

The moment I read Rahul and Kajal's names, I wondered what Kini would have to say! :D

Hahahaha! Praji tussi pagal kism ke great ho ji :D

ps: Naresh, I don't think this dude gets hate mail from chicks. We totally love this guy. :)

praveen 4:51 PM, April 18, 2006  

u r rite..our brains are too complex that one needs extra intelligence to understand it

Rahul: I do the hard work and I get promoted and now why shall I treat you??

thats the thing i dont understand yaar, if i get promoted...why shall i treat another..by right i should be treated for my achievement rite??

virdi 6:12 PM, April 18, 2006  

Kini>> Teri dash ki aankh... Sala you sound like Fao and Hobbit...

Nalla>> hahahaha... dont worry...

Marne ka ek eshtyle hona chahiye... ;-) Aise maaro ki pata bhi na chale... ;-)

Sayesha>> Kini is a duffer... He will always say something stupid...

Nalla dekh dekh... I am not that idiot... Some girls do like me... :-)

Praveen>> Hmmmph!!! Virdi Sticks his tongue at you... :P

V...

Anonymous,  7:31 PM, April 19, 2006  

Hhaha!! The DRUNK UFO thing rocked!! BTW were U drunk while doing all tht?:-p

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