Sunday, April 23, 2006

Advertisements in India

I was watching this India Pakistan two match cricket series on Doordarshan. Believe me I saw only two thirds of the match althought there was no power failure or any disrupption in the cable signal. The main reason being that they never allowed us to see the 6th ball of the over and the first ball of the next over.
Advertisements were given a lot of priority and advertisements like what??? Like these.
Sanjat Dutt: Rupa Frontline under garments. And at the end saying "Yeh Style Ka Maamla Hai!!!"


Sunny Paaji: Lux under garments. "Yeh aandar ki baat hai. " Sunny also does this dabur Sona Chandi Chawanprash advertisement where he eats that cowdung kind of thing and beats the shit out of 20 people. But as far as my memory goes he never ate Chawanprash in Gadar, and still he kicked the ass of everyone in the Pakistani army.

Sunny Paaji tusi great ho. Now please retire before Arindam Chaudhary asks you to make another movie. The first movie you both made together was "Rok Sako Toh Rok Lo" and you were the professor. Rumors are that the next movie is "Dekh Sako Toh Dekh Lo" and you are a student and your kid is studying with you in the same class and you both fall in love with the same girl in class.

Kahani Bilkul Original Hai




How can we forget the murderer??? Salman Khan. He kills goats, sheep, black bucks, people sleeping on the roads. I heard he killed Vivek Oberoi also and Aishwarya went to Abhishek Bachchan and now its Abhshek Bachchan's turn to die. All with with the power of "Dollar Underwear". And now he can call himself "Aasli King!!"



But the best fo the lot who do loads of stupid adverts is non other than our own Big B. Bada Bachchan bol Bachchan. Few of the things where we can see him are:

  1. Reid and Taylor, Suiting and shirting
  2. Dabur Hajmola
  3. Pepsi
  4. Hamdard Tonic
  5. Himalaya Navratan Oil
  6. Rin Supreme Detergent
  7. Cadbury Chocolates
  8. Oh... He also makes movies once he gets time between the commecials he does...

I didnt get the photo but the worst thing is Mahendra Singh Dhoni doing an advertisement for Mysore Sandal Soap!!! Horrible !!!

Virdi Slaps His Forehead!!!

V..

8 comments:

Naresh 9:38 AM, April 23, 2006  

This guys view matches yours. He's from Ogilvy and Mathers.
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1432313.cms

ritzkini 10:13 AM, April 23, 2006  

machaa !!
Govinda aaalaa ree...with Navratna tel !
:D

Sayesha 12:57 PM, April 23, 2006  

Hahahahahaha! What's wrong with Dhoni??? :D

Sayesha 12:58 PM, April 23, 2006  

Pappaji yeh raha photo:
http://www.thehindubusinessline.com/catalyst/2006/03/30/images/2006033000050101.jpg

Please comment moderation hata na yaar! :(

Janefield 7:24 PM, April 23, 2006  

Sometimes I think we pay the cable guy for the advertisements since programme times are cut down thanks to ads!!

Giridhar 9:48 AM, April 24, 2006  

the most irritating ad between overs was the TIGER biscuit 2 sec clip...
I use to like Tiger biskit before..but after the DLF cup..i hate them to the core..
These ads are similiar to the chinese way of tormenting prisoners during world war.

Abhishek Upadhyay 11:47 AM, April 24, 2006  

Sacchi yaar,

I think creativity has commited suicide in advertising Industry. Whatelse it feels bad to see superstars modelling for chaddi-baniyan.

Good post buddy

trups 12:19 PM, April 24, 2006  

hey they even showed that "Fair and Handsome"!!! LOLZZZZ

chup chup ke
chup chup ke


yikes!!! woh bhi he goes to ladies hostel n all to steal fairness cream!!!! hahahahahaa!!! ekdum bakwaas ad hai... sheeee sheee sheeeee!!

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