Monday, September 26, 2005

Category of Girls

Again an attept to understand girls and Sheela (my coleague) says : Good that you are making an attempt to understand girls. Yes Sheela, the more I understand girls, the less you can fool me. ;-)

Ok now these are few of the categories you can find girls as. I would also try and give you some examples from some Hollywood or Bollywood movies or real life some figure, so that you can understand the character.

Cute Girls

The girl in this category is not cute but tries to act cute. Only kids of surdars are cute. :-) Girls can never be cute. They can be pretty and can be sexy, never cute. I repeate again, they try to act cute. This category is one of the funniest type of girls. Whatever you say the answer would be "Wow you are so cute, you are so nice, you are my darling" Now the guy will be very confused to understand, what did I say that was so nice and so cute?? The girl will be happy that she has confused the guy.

Most of the times you can see her in pink clothes. Britney Spears in her early years, thats one of my closest examples of cute girls.

Macho Girls

Oh these girls think guys exist but we are better. They generally wear shirts without sleeves and go to gyming and showoff their muscles. I consider Madona to be a macho girl. They get into lot of running and making tummy flat. They try buring fat as much as they can. Listen to techno music. You can find them having belly button pierced and also a tatto on the body is quite a possibility.

Abnormal Girls

They cry at the drop of a hat. "You didn't call me, boo hoo hoo. You didn't messgae, boo hoo hoo." They laugh at the wor-sht-est joke you have ever said. "You would be like, why is she laughing so much?" She loves her dog more than you. She watches all the Tele Serials starting from K. Watch all the movies that are released on Friday before Sunday.

They would not do anything normal like work or have fun or talk sense. If they see some celebrity it will be story of the century for them. (Sayesha this is not targetted at you. You have shown us your autograph book and we know you have a hobby of collecting autographs of people like Nikhil Chopra. :-) )

Chipkoo Girls

Oh this category is very good for the first two days, from the third day guys will start running away from them. They call from their own cellphone on your cell phone and say, Bolo kaun bol raha hai?? You would be like, "Is she dumb or she is acting dumb??"

If it is your birthday she will be the first to wish you (and you have prayed yesterday evening in the mandir that she doesnt call you) and she will ask you for treat. And mind it that she will bug you to the core till you don't giv her the treat. You would not like to introduce her to any of your friends because she is so dumb that your friends might pull your leg all your life for having such a girl pal.

"I dont consider you human enough to talk to me" Girls

One word for such girls, ATTITUDE. Ok you call her, her mom talk to you and says she will be online just now, she says "Kaajal, its Rahul's phone," she come to the phone and says "Who is this??" you feel like killing yourself. She will make you feel miserable if you are sitting among her friends. You are good for nothing in front of her. Her broken walkman is of more worth to her than you. All you can do is send her a msg on every fetival and she might reply "same to you"

You remember Sharon Stone in the movie Basic Instinct??? Ok she looked sexy also but she considers everyone to be "shit"!!!

"Shouting in the Ear" Girls

Oh they just shout. They cant talk normally. They shout on top of their voice and you have to listen to them. Whatever be the topic they make you listen to them. Lets consider you and she to be in a group and if you say a word, lets say Iraq, this girl will shout and make everyone listen to them. On example is Mata Banerjee. Politican and shouts at everything. She is good for nothing. Ok, tell me one thing she is good at other than barking.

"Oh my god" Girls

He He He He... These are the funniest type of girls. You say "Check out the shot played by Rahul Dravid it is so perfect", the shrill voice shouts, "Oh Rahul he is soooo perfect... Oh my gawd he is so nice, he is so handsome."

You say "check out this scene where Amitabh Bachchan talks to Shahi Kapoor," the shrill voice shouts, "Oh my gawd check out the color of the walls and the color of the sofa they are so nice, they are so matching". You get a heart attack and wish you were never born.

Gossip Makers - Girls

"You know, the girl Kaajal and the guy Rahul were caught smooching on the road." General topic of discusion is either looking into someone else's life or bitching about somone. "You know Kajal is a bitch, she ditched Rahul and is now hooked to Rohit" Rahul is happy that he is alone. Kaajal is happy because Rohit is better than Rahul. Rohit is happy because Kaajal is great company. But no, the biggest problem is, "how dare she never asked me before she left Rahul and got hooked to Rohit". They are kind of jobless good for nothing girls. Basically, like Lalita Pawar or Nadira.

Normal Girls

The polpulation of normal girls is the highest between the age group of 20 to 40. Would help you when in need and would give you some gyan when asked for. They are matured and can handle difficult sitations and obviously handle you with care and affection when needed. They have dreams and aspirations. They respect your space and want equal space from you. And yes they are allergic to bullshit!!! Few of the normal girls I know on the blogging sphere are Priya and Sayesha.

Again an attempt to understand them.



Thursday, September 22, 2005

I hate you - What a girl means

Whenever a girl says "I Hate You" she means 1 billion things. You should not look at her "I hate you" dialog as literally "I hate you" and give her back a "I hate you" dialog, but look at the depths of the "I hate you" and then understand the feelings. It would be better if you just shut up and listen to what she has to say next. I think girls are more difficult to understand than rocket science. Few of the things she means when she says I Hate You:
  1. If she says I Hate You and then blushes, it means she is saying I Love you.
  2. If she says I Hate You and points her finger at some dress, it means she wants you to buy that for her.
  3. If she says I Hate You and she turns her back towards you, it means she wants you to come close to her and then wisper in her ears "come lets go out", then take her some place (it has to be bloody romantic) where you can have a nice evening together.
  4. If she says I Hate You and then gives you a big hug it means she liked your present. This present was given to her, by you as a surprise. You have given her a small thing as a surprise and she liked it so much that she had to say I hate you. Weird isn't it??
  5. If she says I Hate You and gives you a slap it means she loves you lots and she is really hurt by what you have done. It could be that you havent called her since the past 2 hours.
  6. If she says I Hate You and then makes a sad face then you are screwed man. Please refer to points 2 and 3, and do these together.
  7. If she says I Hate You and doesnt talk then you might need to consult love guru, not me idiots someone else.
  8. If she SMSs you I Hate You, it doesnt mean she hate you, she is just playing. If she really hated you, she would have never messaged you. She just wants to start a conversation. Like all animals and men start with, Hi, How are you? Girls can start conversation by saying, I Hate You.

IF she says I Hate You, then guys you all should make a sadder face and ask her in senti tone, Do you really hate me? The answer is : No dumbo, I love you lots. I was just playing. You might, I repeat, you might have just saved like 4 hours of your time and Rs 500. Dear, girls this is just an attept to make "the men" aware of your I Hate You dialog and not an attempt to stop you from saying I Hate You.



Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Photos from the Top

I was sitting in the plane and doing some timepass with my camera, and took lots of photos. This one is when we were flying over Iran. Most of the times when we are flying, we cannot see the earth because of the clouds, but when there is clear sky the earth looks so beautiful.

Here if we see the color of sky is really blue and the color of earth is brown. If you see just below the couds something grey and brown, that is mommy earth. Our own earth. :-) earth sky and clouds together. Liked this photo a lot.

This photo here looks like a huge atom bomb has burst just now and a huge cloud of gas is about to cover us all. The clouds here were huge. The white color of the clouds on a light blue background looks really nice.
The earth from a height looks really great. I tried taking photos of Bombay and Madras in the night but they didnt come out well. :-(


Friday, September 16, 2005

bye bye Gora-land

Sorry everyone. No posts looooong time. Was very busy with this. Work is over in London. Will be leaving for Hindustan on Sunday morning. Yahoooooo going back to my watan, bye bye pardes. Next post from my matri bhoomi.
Verdict of Virdi, who came here for 70 days:
London is ok, nothing great about it. 2 weeks is maximum I can live here. Would like to discuss about the society in India and in England in the next post. Why would a person like me not settle in London even if he gets an opportunity. Things like that. And also such things dont happen in India.
Jai Raam Ji Ki...


Monday, September 12, 2005

New Orleons

If anyone wants to go to New Orleons then please click here.
Also Bush says, "resolve of nation... defend our freedom... rebuild wounded city.. care for our neighbours" Someone tell him, dear George Bush this is not 9/11.


Thursday, September 08, 2005


Arjuna Tagged me and I had not done this before. So doing it.

Seven things you plan to do before you die
  1. Buy a Duplex
  2. Fart in a public place and everyone must say “Wow that was great”
  3. Build a hockey turf field in my home town Kharagpur
  4. Bunjee Jump
  5. Learn Tamil
  6. Work for an NGO, where we would work for children (education, rights, againts labour from kids, against abuse, against drugs)
  7. Take 3 months off work and go on second honeymoon with my wife. Most probably some island. Island doesnt mean Australia or Greenland, I mean Lakshwadweep or Andamans.
Seven things you can do

  1. Work hard
  2. Make friends
  3. Give galis in Hindi and Punjabi whenever I am in Delhi and Northern states and not give galis when I am down south. Talk in a rude tone when I am there and be soft when I am down south.
  4. Become emotional when India plays well or bad in Hockey or Cricket
  5. Control anger. Prof. L.S.Ganesh and Kini. Thanks.
  6. Ask others to teach me something I don’t know.
  7. Do bakwas all the time.
Seven things you say most

  1. Hello
  2. Macha
  3. Sat Sri Akal
  4. Abe Oye
  5. Sexy (this can be used for anything sexy shot, sexy dress, sexy girl, sexy advertisement)
  6. What the duck!!!
  7. Kya be fit fat??
Seven things you can't do

  1. Drive a truck
  2. Do yoga like my dad. He is fitter than me by the way!!
  3. Sleep early
  4. Tolerate bullshit !! Aaachoooo.. Sriff Sriff.. I am allergic to bullshit!!
  5. Stop reading friends blogs
  6. Do some kameena panti
  7. Stop watching Hndi movies
Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex. First she should understand me and my PJs, then:

  1. Eyes
  2. Collar Bone
  3. Girls in Saree
  4. Funny (I mean she shouldn’t be boring, she can blabber all day)
  5. Taller than me
  6. Tan Skin
  7. Figure

Seven celebrity crushes (I have celebrity crushes and also chrushes on some characters in some movies)

  1. Kajal in Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham song- Suraj Hua Madham
  2. Urmila Matondkar as Milli in Rangeela
  3. Priyanka Gandhi
  4. Sushmita Sen in Main Hoon Na. Speciall in the song, Dil Ka Hai Yeh Haal Kya Kahen
  5. Preeti Zinta in Dil Chahta Hai
  6. Steffi Graf
  7. Barkha Dutt the NDTV Journalist

Seven people you want to tag (I want to tag 9 people. If anyone one of you have done this earlier, just pass me the link, would like to see what you think of the above things)

  1. Sayesha ( She has very pretty hands lots of others things, and she is a good teacher also. Thats why tagged her)
  2. Kini (one of the best people I have ever met in my life. Learnt a lot of things from him. From having fun to being serious and focused in life. Thats why tagged him.)
  3. Roopa (Gujju babe, she is always smiling. Sometime smiling too much. Lets see what she has to say)
  4. Priya (Everything)
  5. Patiala Pataka (Wries about movies. In my list of friends I have named him Movie freak!! Has a very good site.)
  6. Drops of Jupiter (Dont know much about her. So tagged her)
  7. Angelsera (same as DoJ)
  8. Just me (Same as Angelsera)
  9. Sahil (Mast banda hai. He says he is from Singapore and then says he is lying. Pata nahi kya natak karta rehta hai. So tagged him)


Mail from XXX- I got psyched

I got this mail from Mr.XXX and following is the sequence of mails that were exchanged.
XXX's Mail
Great going dude.Have been following your posts closely.London looks like fun, too bad that it doesn't fall in European Union schengen visa. Also never knew that such elevated souls exists in chennai. Always thought that chennai is dead place after especially being at happening bangalore. Actually I shifted to chennai in May and was there till july.Next time I am there, surely want to catch up with the u guys.If you do give ur contact info. Do reply

Virdi's reply
hey XXX... few things... do i know you? i know one XXX from my hometown which happens to be in Bengal. you the same XXX?

XXX's reply
No, I dont think so.Is that a problem.I read your blog and came to know about you. Until you are from Ranchi (my home town), you cant possibly know me. Currently I am based in Germany. I work for S****** C**** back in chennai (from may 05) how long shall you be in london.

Virdi's reply
going back on 18th september.i used to come to ranchi quite often when i was a kid. dad has freinds there.and hey feel free to post any comments on my blog...cheers

XXX's reply
oh where are you based in India. I shall be in germany for some time now.But once I am back in chennai, can we meet up. Lets connect at a more intimate level( No...No dont get me wrong) what say.

Virdi's reply
sorry dude..comments on the blog please.. personal mails for personal guys.. i would appreciate if you would not mail me here again..would really appreciate..

Do you think I could have been more polite?? May be it was just a friendship or may be... Please suggest. Thanks.



Monday, September 05, 2005

She was wearing whites

I went to Madam Tussad's Museum and Sherlock Holmes's Museum. Had real fun. Hugged Madonna and was caught kissing Aishwarya and then Mahummad Ali punched me for doing that. And yes Merlyn Monroe was wearing whites.
PS: I didn't want to take photos like a dumb guy standing next to the wax statues. I am not trying to make fun of the great men. I am sorry if someone is hurt.
PPS: Pehle bol diya aapun log!! Baad mein kit kit mat karna bidu log!!


Friday, September 02, 2005

Main Amitabh Bachchan Banna Chahta Hoon

Voice on this side: Namashkar main Amitabh Bachchan bol raha hoon. (This is Amitabh Bachchan Speaking). Voice from the otherside: Wah wah wah, mere aho bhagya mujhe aapse baat karne ka avsar prapt hua. (Its my greatest honour and pleasure that I am talking to you.) Everyone in the audience claps.
I wish I am born as Amitabh Bachchan in my next life. No Sachin Tendulkar, no Mother Teresa, no Diana, no Dhanraj Pillay; but Amitabh Bachchan. The personality is second to non and the charisma he has, is awesome. I want to have a successful career like him and have a career as long as his. The love, affection and respect he gets, where ever he goes is phenomenal.
Here is a snap shot of his life. Born to Harivansh Rai Bachchan and Teji Bachchan on 11 October 1942, he was good for nothing Jawagal Srinath looking guy doing some clerical job in Calcutta in his mid 20s, when one day someone said go to Bombay and Bachchan Saab reached there. Ok ok everyone knows this.
His first movie, Saat Hindustani was released in 1969
Mom saw the movie in her IIT days and was pretty impressed with his performance. She said this to me some 10 years back, "We all were discussing about the tall thin guy who acted brilliantly in the movie" But the movie was a big flop.
For years this tall guy would not get good movies and would do roles next to Rajesh Khanna and one fine day when Dharmendra (who wanted more fight scenes), Rajesh Khanna (who wanted more songs in the movie) and Raj Kumar said they dont want to do Zanjeer, Amitabh Bachchan got the role and became the angry young man of Indian cinema.
He made Zanjeer with Prakash Mehra and a legend was born. The movie was an instant hit. After that he made movies like Sholay, Amar Akbar Anthony, Satte Pe Satta, Don, Maboor etc etc, which were super duper hits but his best performance was in Deevar. There were no songs and dance scenes for him in the movies (which was very rare for a hero at that time) because angry men never dance and sing songs and also the director doesn't allow him to smile much. The best dialog which I like in Deevar is : peeter tum log mujhe dhoondh rahe ho aur main tumhara yehan intezar kar raha hoon. (knife flies at him and he ducks and throws it back to Peter. Locks the door) peter yeh chabi aapni jeb mein rakhlo, aab yeh tala main tumhari jeb se chabi nikal kar hi kholunga. Bachchan saab tusi great ho.
And then the accident during shooting of Coolie and the whole nation prayed together for his health. He was in coma for 3 weeks and he walked after some 3 months ( not me but the tales say so).
There were controversies also in his life. He became the Member of Parliament in 1984 elections and was said to have some involvement in the Bofors case. Apart from that, his personal life was also playing hula hoop because of his much publicised love affair with Rekha and he was going away from his wife Jaya Bachchan. People say Hariwansh Rai Bachchan came in and asked Rekha to step away, which she ultimately did. Yash Chopra even made a movie on it and Amitabh Bachchan flexed his vocal chords in dekha ek khab toh yeh silsile hue.

By the early 1990s he was angry young man was no more young and was making movies like Toofan, Indrajeet, Jadoogar, Ajooba, Aaj ka Arjun etc etc which were not doing very well on the box office. Some were such big flops thats he thought, enough is enough and I should do something different. So in 1995 he launched the Amitabh Bachchan Corporation Limited (ABCL). ABCL ventured into film distribution with Mani Ratnam’s ‘Bombay’. It also was the principal sponsor of the Miss Universe Contest, held in Bangalore in 1996. Unfortunately, ABCL fell on evil days, buried neck deep in debt. The company’s cup of woe ran over when his films flopped miserably at the box-office. And he was again ‘written off’ by the industry, just as he was in the start of his career.
He could have declared ABCL bankrupt and could have easily forgotten the debts. But he is no less than a hero in real life. He decided to start again but this time it was not the bada parda but the television. Star Plus came up with the idea (borrowed from the west) of Kaun Banega Crorepati and a game show was born which was imitated by all but parallel to non.
People laughed at his silly "white beard black hair" style and still flocked the TV when the show was on air. I have also watched the show in a Pub, because thats what everyone in the Pub wanted to see. The questions were silly but Bachchan was great. He pulled out stories and gossips that people talked on local trains and buses. The phoenix had risen from its ashes.
Then came his character roles in movies in the 2000s where he played some excellent roles. He acted in movies like Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham, Aks, Kaante, Boom, Baghban, Khakee, Lakshya, Kyun...! Ho Gaya Na, Veer-Zaara and Black being a few of them.
I would say Black is Amitabh Bachchan's post angry young man era best movie. The performance is great and he suits the charatcter a lot. (Rani is also great in that movie)
Bachchan Saab tusi great ho!!! Sat Sri Akal from your fan.


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