Monday, September 26, 2005

Category of Girls

Again an attept to understand girls and Sheela (my coleague) says : Good that you are making an attempt to understand girls. Yes Sheela, the more I understand girls, the less you can fool me. ;-)

Ok now these are few of the categories you can find girls as. I would also try and give you some examples from some Hollywood or Bollywood movies or real life some figure, so that you can understand the character.

Cute Girls

The girl in this category is not cute but tries to act cute. Only kids of surdars are cute. :-) Girls can never be cute. They can be pretty and can be sexy, never cute. I repeate again, they try to act cute. This category is one of the funniest type of girls. Whatever you say the answer would be "Wow you are so cute, you are so nice, you are my darling" Now the guy will be very confused to understand, what did I say that was so nice and so cute?? The girl will be happy that she has confused the guy.

Most of the times you can see her in pink clothes. Britney Spears in her early years, thats one of my closest examples of cute girls.

Macho Girls

Oh these girls think guys exist but we are better. They generally wear shirts without sleeves and go to gyming and showoff their muscles. I consider Madona to be a macho girl. They get into lot of running and making tummy flat. They try buring fat as much as they can. Listen to techno music. You can find them having belly button pierced and also a tatto on the body is quite a possibility.

Abnormal Girls

They cry at the drop of a hat. "You didn't call me, boo hoo hoo. You didn't messgae, boo hoo hoo." They laugh at the wor-sht-est joke you have ever said. "You would be like, why is she laughing so much?" She loves her dog more than you. She watches all the Tele Serials starting from K. Watch all the movies that are released on Friday before Sunday.

They would not do anything normal like work or have fun or talk sense. If they see some celebrity it will be story of the century for them. (Sayesha this is not targetted at you. You have shown us your autograph book and we know you have a hobby of collecting autographs of people like Nikhil Chopra. :-) )

Chipkoo Girls

Oh this category is very good for the first two days, from the third day guys will start running away from them. They call from their own cellphone on your cell phone and say, Bolo kaun bol raha hai?? You would be like, "Is she dumb or she is acting dumb??"

If it is your birthday she will be the first to wish you (and you have prayed yesterday evening in the mandir that she doesnt call you) and she will ask you for treat. And mind it that she will bug you to the core till you don't giv her the treat. You would not like to introduce her to any of your friends because she is so dumb that your friends might pull your leg all your life for having such a girl pal.

"I dont consider you human enough to talk to me" Girls

One word for such girls, ATTITUDE. Ok you call her, her mom talk to you and says she will be online just now, she says "Kaajal, its Rahul's phone," she come to the phone and says "Who is this??" you feel like killing yourself. She will make you feel miserable if you are sitting among her friends. You are good for nothing in front of her. Her broken walkman is of more worth to her than you. All you can do is send her a msg on every fetival and she might reply "same to you"

You remember Sharon Stone in the movie Basic Instinct??? Ok she looked sexy also but she considers everyone to be "shit"!!!

"Shouting in the Ear" Girls

Oh they just shout. They cant talk normally. They shout on top of their voice and you have to listen to them. Whatever be the topic they make you listen to them. Lets consider you and she to be in a group and if you say a word, lets say Iraq, this girl will shout and make everyone listen to them. On example is Mata Banerjee. Politican and shouts at everything. She is good for nothing. Ok, tell me one thing she is good at other than barking.

"Oh my god" Girls

He He He He... These are the funniest type of girls. You say "Check out the shot played by Rahul Dravid it is so perfect", the shrill voice shouts, "Oh Rahul he is soooo perfect... Oh my gawd he is so nice, he is so handsome."

You say "check out this scene where Amitabh Bachchan talks to Shahi Kapoor," the shrill voice shouts, "Oh my gawd check out the color of the walls and the color of the sofa they are so nice, they are so matching". You get a heart attack and wish you were never born.

Gossip Makers - Girls

"You know, the girl Kaajal and the guy Rahul were caught smooching on the road." General topic of discusion is either looking into someone else's life or bitching about somone. "You know Kajal is a bitch, she ditched Rahul and is now hooked to Rohit" Rahul is happy that he is alone. Kaajal is happy because Rohit is better than Rahul. Rohit is happy because Kaajal is great company. But no, the biggest problem is, "how dare she never asked me before she left Rahul and got hooked to Rohit". They are kind of jobless good for nothing girls. Basically, like Lalita Pawar or Nadira.

Normal Girls

The polpulation of normal girls is the highest between the age group of 20 to 40. Would help you when in need and would give you some gyan when asked for. They are matured and can handle difficult sitations and obviously handle you with care and affection when needed. They have dreams and aspirations. They respect your space and want equal space from you. And yes they are allergic to bullshit!!! Few of the normal girls I know on the blogging sphere are Priya and Sayesha.

Again an attempt to understand them.



justme 12:58 PM, September 26, 2005  

me first.. :-)

Virdi.. maybe u should do some Phd in Gal Psychology.. u doing good job at it..!! :-)

Hmm.. can i see sayesha waiting to bash u coz u insulted her nikhil chopra autograph..!!

ritzkini 1:52 PM, September 26, 2005  

yeah...u gawt that one rite pardner ! an "attempt" !!!

PS:is F&S coming out with a report on girls ?? considering the amount of "research" done,and the kinda girls u have been with,i should think "YES"

Kapil 3:47 PM, September 26, 2005  

Gosh! you are getting really close to understanding them. GIRLS around you should now get ALERT!

Sayesha 4:05 PM, September 26, 2005  

//Hmm.. can i see sayesha waiting to bash u coz u insulted her nikhil chopra autograph..!!

Haha! No, he saved his ass by putting me in the "right" category on this post... (tho I don't really see myself as anything close to "normal"...) :P

priya 4:41 PM, September 26, 2005  

ahem.. ahem.. priya raises collar.. and holds her head really high.. :D
come down fm cloud 9 sumone yelled..
priya says "nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! "


Kroopa Shah (Kr00pz) 4:50 PM, September 26, 2005  

Beautiful pics followed by hilarious posts!! Keep going!!

justme 6:07 PM, September 26, 2005  

virdi is smart..!! he knows how to mock a person and yet escape unscathed..!! virdi bhai.. tutions lenge kya??

The Girl Who Sold The World 8:12 PM, September 26, 2005  

lol...i don't how i landed on this page but i'm glad i did!
awesome categorization of gals...hmmm....i wonder how long it took you to do the entire research?

Nirav 3:26 AM, September 27, 2005  

Now I have no doubt that he is the next Guru!
Anyways, but you still followed the age old strategy of tearing apart someone and then giving him (sorry, her) a lollipop at the end to soothe matters!

virdi 6:17 AM, September 27, 2005  

justme>> if they do offer one in Girl Psychology I would love to give a lecture... ;-)

and i would say gain, "Nikhil Chopra is not worthy enough for autograph hunters to run behind him... "

ritzkini>> if i come out with a report, i guess you really need one copy...

kapil>> trying, just trying to understand them...

sayesha>> i saved my ass??? kick on your bum... hmmph... well you are pretty normal i would say... seriously...

the girl whom i consider to be closest to normal is this guy's girlfriend... seriously she is normal... the name is Sabita...

priya>> please be normal da... ;-) and no more natak...

gujju babe a.k.a. Roopa>> thanks... :-)

just me>> ok but the charges are too high... dinner everytime i give you gyan on girls...

i think i said this earlier... be yourself and not Shahrukh Khan when you talk to a girl... because Shahrukh Khan spent 13 years behind Gouri before she said yes... you have that much time??

mockingbird>> it took me quite a long time... :-)

nirav>> hey girls don't get pataofiedthese days by just lolipops... ;-)

Casablanca 7:03 AM, September 27, 2005  

Looks like leaving London has done some good to your SOH :D
Just a coupla comments:
What better example of "Oh My God" girls than Janice from Friends. OH! MY! GOD!

Gossip makers are fun sometimes.. cmon, without Lalita Pawar, how would the director make a 3 hour movie and make you pay for it!!

justme 8:00 AM, September 27, 2005  

i know i know u told me to be just me.. magar nothing like discussing d weird side of gals na.. aur kya aaachaa time pass ho sakta hain??...

as for dinner..!! lets do it d old way.. u teach me all u have to teach me. and then.. u can ask me for guru dakshina.. but everytime u teach me.. nah..!! :-)

virdi 8:10 AM, September 27, 2005  

casablanca>> i think London has brought some changes... girls beware... ;-)

OH MY GAWD!!! u are also big fan of Friends... i have the DVD riped verions of seasons 1 to 10... :-)

gossip makers are fun but just for sometime... i get bored in 10 mins...

justme>> no, no-no, no, no-no, no, no-no.. (like Alex-the Lion, from Madagascar) i want free dinner everytime.. pizza would be great... ;-)

or you can send me cash... (bloody hell i am so cheapu... i don't mind though... hehehehe.. )

justme 1:02 PM, September 27, 2005  


hhmmm.. i ll analyze your competition and get back to u..!! need to be sure wen it comes to giving money for something na..

and hey.. me need d freinds ripped cds..!! help karo na..!!

Casablanca 1:56 PM, September 27, 2005  

Justme, was thinking.. who better to get girl-tuition from, than a girl!
I'll only charge pizza on alternate days ;)


justme 5:58 PM, September 27, 2005  

hhmmm.. virdi bhai..u got a better offer... casablanca has a point wen she says a gal knows a gal better..

me lost in thoughts..!!
i wouldn mind buying u pizza'a on alternate days.. but hey wat ll happen to your weight..??

G3 4:36 AM, September 28, 2005  

nice analysis. create 5 categories to make fun of girls.
add one extra and make all girls think they belong to the last.
Smart man!

Interesting posts around here.

virdi 6:24 AM, September 28, 2005  

justme>> sure anytime... if u r in Madras u can have it anytime... there are some 25 CDs... i can burn them for you after you have given me Pizza treat..

don't listen to girls... ;-) see i am trying to make everyone understand girls and you are falling in a girl trap... ;-)

casablanca>> first things first... i always thought u r a guy!!! and secondly stay away from my pizzas... :-)

gaya-3>> i wrote your name gaya-three :-)

and you are one smart girl i should say... u understood my idea... ;-)


Casablanca 7:25 AM, September 28, 2005  

Ab tumhare iss "thought" ka to kuch nahi kar sakte.. but yes, I am a girl.
Wud any self-respecting guy keep an identity as "casablanca"??
Wateva :p

And yes, for that mishtake, you shall be disqualified from giving girl-psyche tuitions! Arre jo bandi ko pehchaan nahi sakta, woh bandi analyse kya karega ;)

Dont worry about my weight. Just get the damn pizzas man!!

Princesse 7:34 AM, September 28, 2005  

Did somebaady just say pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??!

I'm in! Where's da party?

virdi 8:32 AM, September 28, 2005  

casablanca>> the reason i can never understand who is a guy or a girl from the name is : i am a Surdar

there is not difference between Punjabi names... it can be Rajinder Singh or Navneet Singh (for a guy) and Rajinder Kaur or Navneet Singh (for a girl) weird isnt it??? thats why we are Surdars... ;-)

princesse>> welcome back!!! the party is at Pizza hut Adyar, Madras...

or you can order it and send it to this address: #4, SSE Vadoola, Nehru Nagar, Adyar.. please order at this number 26401111


Fao,  9:11 AM, September 28, 2005  

virdi...calvin n hobbes...? will ya give it out?

n what category of girls reads cnh, asterix, x-men, spiderman, batman, lucky luke...naaah, forget i asked.

virdi 10:04 AM, September 28, 2005  

fao>> ok you can have it... i have all the C&H strips in a CD... i can burn the CD for you...

i dont know which girl reads cnh, asterix, x-men, spiderman, batman, lucky luke etc. etc. but yes non of them read Chacha Choudhary and Saabu, NaagRaaj...

talking about NaagRaj check this out...


Casablanca 11:46 AM, September 28, 2005  

I know you are sardar.. isiliye mishtake maaf kiya.
Tum bhi kya yaad rakhoge..... ;)

justme 1:33 PM, September 28, 2005  

//if u r in Madras u can have it anytime... there are some 25 CDs... i can burn them for you after you have given me Pizza treat..

Next time I am in madras i ll get it from ya..!! As for having d pizza before getting d Cds.. virdi bhai tussee smart hoon..!!

//don't listen to girls... ;-) see i am trying to make everyone understand girls and you are falling in a girl trap... ;-)

hmmm.. now u got a very good point.!!

//Dont worry about my weight.

How cant I??.. I don wanna be d reason u remain a kuwari for all your life.. :-)

Anonymous,  6:54 AM, September 29, 2005  

hey sardar, nice post man.when did sardars become thoughtful.... but wat about the squeaky and screechy girls.which category do they come under..

and priya i mean cheri.. i think u should write a post on the different categories of boys man... think think ,observe and write....


virdi 8:41 AM, September 29, 2005  

casablanca>> shukriya sarkar shukriya!! aap ne humko maf kiya...

justme>> anytime.. :-)

doggy>> cherri don't listen to her.. guys are such innocent creatures.. just se the smile... such innocence>> :-)


Princesse 1:39 PM, September 29, 2005  

What's the reference with Cheri or cherri virdi paajeee?? In my dialect, it means Insane Girl.. :o)..toh bole toh bumb phodne ka iraadaa hai kya chhotte?

WA 1:46 PM, September 29, 2005  

HaHa whole load of nonsense and the last category to escape from any rotten tomatoes and eggs which might come flying your way :) Good one

Princesse 2:00 PM, September 29, 2005  

HAhahahaaaaaha :p Reply bhi kiyaa toh kahaan kiyaa.. apun ke blog par... kya yaar.. bohut bhatakliye... aur mat bhatkaao ...

virdi 3:43 PM, September 29, 2005  

my earlier reply to princess>> arre baba this girl is called CHERRI by her friends...

princess>> galti se mish-tik ho gaya meri amma... :-E

wicked angel shhhhh !!! don't tell anyone... ;-) most of the girls here are dumb...

i ran out of eggs and tomatoes so sent this comment... ready to catch with big bag by my side.. come on girls!!

sayesha you cheater, no no no no.. no shoes and bricks please,*ouch ouch ouch* only eggs and tomatoes

Princesse 4:03 PM, September 29, 2005  

oye paajee - KITNOn ko apni amaa banaayega!!!!! twaanu pitne da itna shauk hai kya ji!??

Sayesha 4:40 PM, September 29, 2005  

//sayesha you cheater, no no no no.. no shoes and bricks please,*ouch ouch ouch*

Throw my precious shoes at you?? In your dreams, buddy!


priya 5:40 PM, September 29, 2005  

hey hey.. my word verification was "vapasuba"
sounds like the name of a management meet! coz we always ebd up pulling names fm the epics! :D

@dog - workin on it babe!


Sumi,  8:17 PM, September 29, 2005  

Ok, now I get it...all these 'gals are so dumb' posts are just so you can make paav bhaji and omelette from all the eggs and tamatars you are keen on collecting!

Now, pls make one category for those who pester you for ripped cds. Me standing in queue also...for C&H and Friends.
Thanks in advance, Praaji!

And between you and Sayesha, Bollywood and Cricket couldn't have it better. Lalita Pawar and Nikhil Chopra (who btw, I've never heard of either) have gotten more publicity here on cyberspace than in their hey day!

jaguu 9:48 AM, October 01, 2005  

Virdi.. mate...

You do medical & life insurance right?

jaguu 9:50 AM, October 01, 2005  

You do *have* medical & life insurance right?

Jaguu *the dork*

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