Monday, January 09, 2006

Lakshaya - Four times

We were watching Lakshaya yesterday and it was fun. No No No not because of the movie but because the way we were watching the movie. Every dialog was repeated thrice and then we allowed Hritick to spit out the dialog.
In the scene "Malihabad Ke Aam Khaye hain??"
Me: Karan kabhi Malihabad ke aam khaye hain?
Kini: Nahi sir.
Deepu: Aasli maza toh aam khane ka aam ke baagh mein hi hai.
And then we let the real movie dialogs come on screen. Deepu said, "It looks like I am watching the movie four times." Every dialog was repeated four times. As they say in IIT "Saala poora magga maar liya hai"
I love this movie and its dialogs.
Hritick: Uncle last time inki rally mein police ne water cannon chalaye the water cannon. (With a face like his eyes are about to pop out)
Lalita Dube: Jaisi maa waisi beti.
Hritick: Aunty?? No uncle (Eyes are now out of the sockets)
Uncle: Toh fir tum kya karne wale ho Karan?
Hritick: Aabhi toh main ghar ja raha hoon. Fir sham ko Udesh aur Parvesh ke sath.....
Uncle: Main tumhara aaj ka program nahi pooch raha hoon. Tum zindagi ke baare mein kya soocha hai??
Hritick: Zindagi??You mean life?? Hmmmm... Iske baare mein bhi soochna toh chahiye.
And then the scientist and ghas kaatne wala dialog. Phew!!! I am amazed I have all the dialogs in my head. :-) Pata nahi I was so jobless that I saw the movie 2000 times and now I have total magga marofied the dialogs. :-)

Ah this movie. How can I ever forget "Andaz Aapna Aapna"? What a movie!! Errrr, I mean what a crappy movie. What stupid dialogs. What stupidity. What crap. Its the best movie made out of junk.

Gogo: Gogo Mogambo ka bhateeja. Aankhen nikal ke gotiyan khelunga. (steals the cyle and runs away) Aaya hoon toh kuch leke toh jaunga.

Gogo: Yeh teja Teja kya hai? Yeh Teja Teja?

Aamir Khan to Gogo: Gogo ji aapki kahani toh meri maa sunati thi. Maa kehti thi so ja beta so jua nahi toh Gogo aa jayega. (total pickup from Sholay)

And how can we forget Vasco da Gama ki gun. Just take the name and fire, the bullet automatically hits the guy. Hahahahahaha... Kya bakwas hai yaar.
The kidnappers call Raveena and Krishma to tell them that their father has been kidnapped.
Raveena: Yeh lo aapne boss se baat karo (and gives the phone to Aamir )
Teja (the kidnapper): Mera boss?? Mera boss kaun hai??? Kaun hai mera boss??
Aamir and Salman go on a Luna to give the kidnappers 50 lacs. Kidnapper 1: yeh thaili mein pachas lakh leke aayeh hain kya? Kidnapper 2: Sir sir lakh lakh ke pachas cheque hoyenge sir. Kidnapper goes to Aamir and Salman and they give the kidnapper Rs 7800: Abe yeh firoti ke paise hain ki maiyat ka chanda? (Is this the money you have brought to get back the guy or is it money from some donation?) Worshtest Dialogs.
Total crappy movie and please if someone has not watched this movie, go and watch it but make sure you have a refrigerator at home. You need not carry your brains in front of the TV while watching the movie.
I love Bollywood. :-)
Oh before I forget. There was this girl Sneha Gupta who wrote a comment on Sayesha's blog and she has such an amazing smile. Posting her photo and this is her blog ID. Such an innocent and pretty smile. Hmmmm...


Chints 6:30 PM, January 09, 2006  

lakshya, my fav movie too.

and AAA is very stupid yet hilarious movie!

Rays Of Sun 9:10 PM, January 09, 2006  

Oh man!! Lakshya movie was my birthday present!! and the damn DVD player froze when we tried to forward the movie and we had to watch an hour lengths movie all over again only to see what happens in the end!!
Man! it was a torture!!

Tinku,  10:30 PM, January 09, 2006  

Virdi - tu kabhi Sayesha ke haath pe fisalta hai kabhi sneha ki smile pe.. installments mein fisalna band kar aur puri ki puri ladki pe fisal ja ek hi baar :p


American Pi 1:20 AM, January 10, 2006  

oye virdi,

AAA is my favorite. Remember the first scene where both Aamir and Salman are in the bus, and they are talking about their own businesses? That scene also has some very funny dialogues.

Full timepass movie.

Arre wah, kya acchi smile hai.

Sayesha 1:54 AM, January 10, 2006  

Virdi ke bache ke nithalle baap,
AAA ke baare mein kuch nahin bolna, it ROCKS! One of my all time fav movies! :D
ps: Oye ullu, Sneha se poochhke photo dala na? Tu bhi na... sochta samajhta hai nahin, kuchh bhi kar deta hai...

Hobbit,  3:52 AM, January 10, 2006  

I too had a smile like that! and then I began speaking and it vanished upon hearing my first words... *thinks back* I think i was abusing my bro about stealing my food!

n Kini..we made up again love..was watching thee pidikka last night and was reminded of you *sniff* realised no matter how much we fight, this song, "our" song shall unite us..

and yes Fao San hath dicthed you..she loves ME now..*hobbit rubs hands and eagerly awaits a parting gift a la DVD player*

Raj 4:39 AM, January 10, 2006  

Andaz apna apna is one of my favorite movies. Remeber 'tilu'?

And Sneha does have a great smile :)

trups 4:44 AM, January 10, 2006  

hello virdiji trupti here :) sayeshaji ke blog se aapka url mila :)
firsht time commenting...

and i agree andaz apna apna was a total timepass movie! and when that robert guy hands paresh rawal the gun he says "yeh vasco da gama ki gun hai" and paresh rawal is like, "kiske mama ki gun hai?" LOL
tis one of my fav movies!

virdi 5:25 AM, January 10, 2006  

Chintu>> arre dono movie ekdum jabardast hain yaarr!!!

ROS>> Torture??? You said Lakshaya is torture?? Teri toh!!!!

Tinku>> Kya karein yaar... Kisi ki smile aachi hai toh kisi ke haanth... Kisi ka dimag kharab hota hai toh kisi ki naak.. sali koi complete bandi milegi toh poora fisal jaunga... And then will post about her also... Hope to find her very soon... :-)


Amir:Yeh jacket kahan se liya??
Salman: Amreeka se
Amir: Oh mujhe laga New York se liya

Hahahahahaa... it was super duper hillarious..

Sayesha>> Arre the movie is stupid but still ROCKS!!! :-) and did I ask you before I put your hand ka photo on my blog?? Nahi na?? So didn't ask her... I think she has an amazing smile and so I wanted everyone to know... :-)

Hobbit>> You have a wicked smile... and the DVD player will be returned soon.. then you and Kinki can live happily ever after... ;-)

Raj>> oh yes man sexy movie hai... she has an awesome smile... :-)

Trupti>> Welcome to Virdeez... :-)

Kiske mama ki gun hai?? and Bhalla is always sir plan ke mutabik saab kuch theek chal raha hai in fake Ajit voice... Mast movie hai yaar...


Vikram 6:03 AM, January 10, 2006  

i hate hritik's movies...i have never watched even one of them...without watching i know the guy lacks class...abshishek rocks...devgan rocks better...those are real actors..

ritzkini 6:06 AM, January 10, 2006  

Karan Shergill: "Murali,zara geyser on kar dena yaar..."

KS:"Hey Uddddesh ! woh jurassic park ki CD release hui kya ? pata kar na yaaaar !Just courier it to me,ok ?Le,mom se baat kar.."

KS:"Romi,tum hamesha bolti thee na ki Mujhmein koi Lakshya nahi hai..Woh...Woh hai mera lakshya !"

KS:Aur..yeh chaabi bhi rakh lo..
*wallet drops..looks at Romi's photo in it..*
Ali:Wife ?
KS :Nahi..
Ali: Girlfriend ?
KS : Pata nahi..

Awwwwesommmm movie...amazing dialogues...

AAA ??*the puke sound..get it ?=))other than that Naushad song..*

Hobbit,  6:10 AM, January 10, 2006  

totally Freaky Gurl!!! Was JUST thinking of the time you, Fao San and I watched the movie with Tullu this morning! Btw, where Is he???

Of all the war movies, think Saving Private Ryan and Black Hawk Down are the best! (among the new ones..theres always a bridge over the river kwai and lawrence of arabia among the classics!!)

ritzkini 6:12 AM, January 10, 2006  


*tears well up in my eyes like the mysore dancing fountains and i start crying..more like bawling...*
Where are you,my love ???
*not you,saami !Get away from me !I meant fao !!*
ok...for you,an MGR-on-horseback song..
*tick-tock,tick-tock..sorry forgot the lyrics..*
never mind..
Thee pidikka,thee pidikka muttham kodu di...
*something something..damn the tamil in songs! cant get it at all !!!*

Hobbit,  6:35 AM, January 10, 2006  

WONT give you mutham if you keep insulting me you fool!

ritzkini 6:54 AM, January 10, 2006  

I sit on horse-back and my ass hurts now !
I sing in an alien language and my tongue hurts now !
I have kissed so much of you that my lips hurt now !
and you talk of not giving in..err,i a mutham ??
*on the edge of giving up..po-pesadhe-po-look*
fool ?? yeah...happens sometimes when in true love..guess,you wouldnt know what that means..

American Pi 7:15 AM, January 10, 2006  

the other dialogue was related to Chaudhry textiles and Mehta and Sons... i don't remember eggzactly what it was...

Hobbit,  7:17 AM, January 10, 2006  

//I sit on horse-back and my ass hurts now !
I sing in an alien language and my tongue hurts now !
I have kissed so much of you that my lips hurt now !//

Kini, come to me!!! ALL Pun Intended!!! Thats the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me... Of course I know what true love is my pet.

I love YOU truly! I love YOU madly! I love YOU *clears throat* shall not use the obvious adjective from a savage garden song as it has too many inferences!! :-)

MUAH! There! Happy? Theres your mutham! and a million more to come! :-)

ritzkini 7:58 AM, January 10, 2006  

Mission completed,objective achieved !
I love you too da..
I am serious !

Hobbit,  8:33 AM, January 10, 2006  

*smiles beatifically* Ahh!! Young Love!!! NOTHING like it eh??? :-)

Hobbit,  8:51 AM, January 10, 2006  

They aint my shame...they the reason for my fame! *chuckles* hyuk hyuk!!

fao,  8:51 AM, January 10, 2006 give the sore ass muthams just after professing undying love for me n my manager's dvd player? shame on you!

now flash me your shame again.

fao,  8:53 AM, January 10, 2006  

btw, sneha is pretty. think u n kini can keep the dvd player. m explore explore this virgin territory...

a-hunting we will go,
a-hunting we will go,
a-heigh ho, a-dairy ho,
a-hunting we will go.

Hobbit,  8:57 AM, January 10, 2006  

*pleased* Who you calling a ho?

ritzkini 9:04 AM, January 10, 2006  

WOW !! double WOW ! triple WOW !!

first saami 'hints' at love...and a future together..and walking into the sunset and all that crap..
still...thrilled,no end !

next,fao is back !! in style !!

third,she "donates" her DVD player...

thanks fao,appreciate return,saami can keep gurl's ipod...what saami "gives"/"takes" from you,is something you have to decide..

where's Ajane,btw ??!! 4-play and all that..

PS:Fao,get your hands/eyes off sneha ! innocent smile and you !!!??? not going to let that happen !

fao n hobbit,  9:21 AM, January 10, 2006  

yes...we are one body n fluids.

surd/gurl...sayesha made a valid point (for once). just what were you thinking when you posted that pretty, "innocent" girl's pix on your site...where the most lascivious hooligans hang out? tut! tut!

sneha, feel free to scream our names out any time you want!

Hobbit,  9:23 AM, January 10, 2006  

ummm...not to interrupt you and Fao or anything Sneha San...but you can also scream Kini's name when you want..he likes it..

and when you do what he likes, i like it! :-)

Hobbit,  9:24 AM, January 10, 2006  

and Surd, you idiot!!! you NEVER EVER learn do ya?? *side bar* enh! who am i talking to?? you are a surd! Of KORRS you NEVER EVER learn!!! :-) *end of side bar*

WHY on EARTH would you REALLY put a nice little gal's picture here..she's gonna get verbally abused... and dont say we didnt warn you!!!

fao,  9:28 AM, January 10, 2006 may scream kini's name too...altho he'd ve as much to do with the screaming as karelas ve to do with pizza toppings. we sometimes scream his names out just so that he doesn't feel sorely left out.

go on *nudging sneha*...humour him. its the Be Kind to Dumb Animals week.

ritzkini 9:31 AM, January 10, 2006  

later..meeting now,you later..fitting retort..
good one tho..

PS:thanks saami,I love you too !

fao,  9:34 AM, January 10, 2006  

verbally abused? speak for yourself, hobbit! i have other abuse/assault plans for her!

thank you, surd...oh thank you! thank you! your b'day gifts ALWAYS gimme pleasure!

Sayesha 9:57 AM, January 10, 2006  

Hands and face mein fark hota hai ullu! Khair, jaane de... if you get into trouble later, hamaare paas mat aana.

Hobbit,  9:57 AM, January 10, 2006  

did i say verbally..oops sorry *smacks head and then realises she's not the one into M of the S&M so smacks Kini's head* I meant Orally abuse...

btw, you and M and I an S...wah wah! notice how perfectly we both form S&M Kini daling! we are SO meant to be together!!! *sniffs and then realises that she wants a different organ* :-)

a jane,  10:08 AM, January 10, 2006  

What a MAD post, Praaji!! I lou both the movies too...funtooosh time when you watch it anytime! But pre-empting the dialogues 3 times et al...what are you guys on???

as for you Kini boy...whatever gave you the idea that i am in the game with you?? dream on, buddy :P

ritzkini 10:32 AM, January 10, 2006  

lookie who's the talk ! BKDA week,it seems !sneha,if you'r listening,you know who's the maniac here,rite ?
i know there's not much to choose b/w the two..but,still...
ok,fao,i addddorrrre can win...sneha,she's the maniac..i'll be honest...she gets close behind with saami on silver..anybody up for bronze ? gurl,Ajane,sasha,anybody ??

S&M,eh ?lemme guess..sadomasochism ?? want another organ,eh ? howzzzaat ??? works ??
anything for you, saami !

Kya se kyaaa ho gayaaaa...
bewaafaaaaa,aaa aaa...
saiyaan *something something*

a jane,  10:36 AM, January 10, 2006  

errr....this K.L.Saigal or whatever routine you're trying, Kini boy...give it a rest :P seriously....what ARE you on???!! Hyper oughta be your middle name :D

Hobbit,  10:39 AM, January 10, 2006  

baby Kini doll! I love you truly madly and otherly and all but to think that you and I are on the same level is plain madness...

doll, i have perfected this for many years..its my nature... :-) thou can't compete...well in a way if we're both man and woman, husband and wife, bitter halfs and all that...mmm...i guess u DO occupy second place..with that logic, i agree!!

ritzkini 10:54 AM, January 10, 2006  

@AJane really want to know what I am on !??you wont be impressed !
hyper ?? me ? just in the virtual world the real world-me,fao,saami-so paavum-looking and paavum-sounding..
fao's face and blogtalk !! MYGAWD,such a difference !!

second place for you da..why,first place for you da..any place for you da..fulltoo devdas-mode..

PS:DOLL ???me and DOLLLLLL !!! GI JOE is fine !! DOLL !!!???

fao,  11:03 AM, January 10, 2006  

what's your prob with doll, kinki? fine..we'll make that..inflatable doll. no issues now, i s'pose?

ritzkini 11:17 AM, January 10, 2006  

none, and you,sometimes,tend to sound so perfect for each other...but,tempting it mite be...i prefer a one-woman show..saami,it is...

kinki boi is back ! thanks fao ! had forgotten !

fao,  11:24 AM, January 10, 2006  

don't thank me, kinki. i help ppl. find groping around a bit.

Sayesha 2:04 PM, January 10, 2006  

//gurl,Ajane,sasha,anybody ??

Keep Sasha outta this. You're not the guy I used to know and like. Anymore. Chick's outta your life, man! Enjoy.


fao,  2:19 PM, January 10, 2006  

ahahahahahahahahahah!!! kinki just lost himself a playmate! sasha doesn't wanna play with us bad, bad gurlz n boi. shez too refined to be seen in our company...even tho she calls herself a "chick".

seen fite club, kinki? no half measures. hit rock bottom! go all the way! thats the only way u can redeem your soul!

Ms. V 3:42 PM, January 10, 2006  

AAA is one of my fave movies.
Lakshya just sucked BIG TIME.
Sneha does have a sweet smile, though as Sayesha said, it would have been wiser to ask her. Hopefully she never sees this post, or if she does, she's the kind who takes it as a huge compliment (as I would *hint hint*) and not feel violated?!

On a totally unrelated note:
Kini, Fao, Hobbit etc. - whoever you people are (Virdi's friends obviously) - you guys should think of starting your own group blog. Your verbal *and I'm using this word very lightly here ;)* exchanges would make interesting reading.

Planck 5:29 PM, January 10, 2006  

remove my picture off your blog. NOW.

Abhi 7:16 PM, January 10, 2006  

Virdi bhai , you should have asked her before puttin up the pic.

a jane,  7:22 PM, January 10, 2006  

Hi Sneha,(pasting this here coz your blog does not allow non-blogger comments)

I know you are already ticked off (putting it mildly) with the pirates at Virdi's den. And of course, you have every right to be outrageously annoyed.

The fact is that Virdi and his brady bunch are a bunch of idiots!! Mindless yes...most of the readers have lost their minds after reading his posts anyway! Virdi is all said and done a surd and therefore a lost cause (he's the first to crack racist jokes against his own brood). Agreed, he's not the perfect gentleman (ok, he has absolutely no manners)but he is actually a gem of a guy (did i say 'guy'>>>he's more a gurl apparently) and fairly harmless. Also, FYI, Fao and Hobbit are not men (although they might hotly dispute that fact) and are just plain crazy. Imagine my plight...I work with these people!! As for Ritzkini, he's just a lost boy from the jungle. Doesn't know whether he's coming or going, most of the time.

I am not here to defend my (so-called) friends (they will no doubt do a great job all by themselves as you have already witnessed how they put their feet where their mouths are) or to join in your indignation, all I'm sayin' is just chill, chill, just chill....

i know its a tad hard to believe right now, but the real freaks are elsewhere!!

Virdi must undo what he did with your pic and link and duly apologise to you. Else, we'll make chicken tikka outta him, i promise!

American Pi 7:31 PM, January 10, 2006  
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a jane,  7:40 PM, January 10, 2006  

@American Pie...that was a really nice comment...why did you delete it? I fully agree with lyrics you quoted.

Lalit Singh 7:41 PM, January 10, 2006  

i swear by the dialogues of AAA

Robert: Sir aapne bataya nahi aaj mera B'day hain
Bhalla: Happy Birthday Robert

Bajaj: Teja main hun. Mark yahan hain.

Teja: Mere nahi dekhne ka kya London?

Amar:Gogo sahab aapka ghagra

Teja: Sallay soot das das hazar ka pahantay hain pur aqal ek kori ki bhi nahi hay

Amar: uske ek ek sawal mere do do jawab,sawal ek jawab do, sawal jawab,sawal jawab...laaambi khaamoshi

Teja: Mein poultry kholoonga!!
Hazaroon murgiyaan aur unke lakhon ande aur karodo omlette!! Omlette ke saath bread bhi mein hi Doonga!! Bread ka Badshah Aur Omlette ka Raja!!
Hamarra BAjaj!!

Prem: Hello... saab jara busy hain.. ABBEY commisioner hoga toh apane ghar ka..

Teja: Main Teja hoon kyun keh mera naam bhee Teja hai

Amar: Aap gyani hain ,antaryami hain,shaktiman hain ,budhimaan hain bal ke main toh kehta hoon k aap purush hi nain..m..maha purush hain maha purush

I cd go on n on n on...

Shekhar 9:43 PM, January 10, 2006  

Me first time here. I think you did the dumbest thing possible of putting up a person's pic without asking her. Good blog otherwise.

Ms. V 1:39 AM, January 11, 2006  

It's okay, Virdi. Different people react differently. I don't know you as a person, and even then I didn't think the pic was put up with bad intentions. Hopefully there are others who think like me too :)

Keshi 2:39 AM, January 11, 2006  

She has a cute and innocent smile indeed!


fao,  4:16 AM, January 11, 2006  

morn, all!

surd..she called you a creep! ahahahahahahahahahahah!!! das kapital. oops..i mean, datz capital!

sneha-with-the-pretty-smile, the surd may be a lotta things ("moron" tops the list), but a creep he is not.

n a jane did out us! we ain't guys. we gerls. *blush for effect*. even the surd is a gerl. kini is getting there. n know whats even more awful? we are straight. stright, straight...stragiht as a ramrod! (bah! cruel nature!) the hobbit is v.loyal to her bf. n i am v.loyal to...well, her bf. *blush again!*

but you got spunk, gurl. makes me wanna hoodwink nature for just a bit.

fao,  4:18 AM, January 11, 2006  

n yeah, like a jane sed...the surd WILL remove the pix as soon as he comes in to work today! guess that'll be arnd lunch time. or else, we'll deprive him of butter chicken. n make him watch all man u matches...which they gonna lose anyways.


Tinku,  4:26 AM, January 11, 2006  

It wasn't the smartest thing to put her pic there but it wasn't a murder either. She has reacted with a dumber act by writing a whole post about it and there is a whole bunch of sympathisers commenting "O its really bad, o its really really bad, o its really really really bad".LOL

Online means online, does she know her pic will be in the google image search in the next google dance party and to be freely used by anyone since it is not copyrighted.

A simple request and a chide in the email would have finished the issue altogether but she chose to advertise it on her blog. Probably she got the 'nice smile' comment for the first time and grabbed it to act girlishly pricey LOL. Her post has "Im so lame" written all over it!

Virdi - did you ask Hritik before posting his pic? oh ok that public figure and not so public figure thing. Virdi paaji there is much more to people's innocent smiles than meets the eye. Your innocence was percieved as 'ladki patao' conspiracy by Miss innocent smile! LOL.


fao,  4:35 AM, January 11, 2006  

think m falling in lou with tinku...hold me hobbit!

fao,  4:44 AM, January 11, 2006  

pssst...ajane...m not straight. you'd know that better than anyone else.

cept you, hobbit.

cept you, kinki boi.

*normal voice* *primming hair* m TOTALLY straight, tinku!

a jane,  4:47 AM, January 11, 2006  

and i'm twinkle toes!!
@ u doin'?

Hobbit,  4:48 AM, January 11, 2006  

@ Virdi!
Innocent smile it seems!!! bah!! that shows YOU surd for beleiving all these pretty pretty oh look at me i just got a french manicure and i dont french guys i barely know gals!!! humph! *disgusted snort*

as you ungraciously commented..i have a "wicked smile" but i would not raise such a hulabaloo over my picture on the post... as Tinku aint the first time I've been called pretty either! (Tinku a big Muah your way! finally a person who aint sycophantic at a blog! *phew* what a relief) so feel free to post my picture on the net! :-) Ahem! not the one Kinki and i took last night,u werent meant to see through the peephole and it IS kinda naughty..EVEN for your blog..

@ a jane! what can I say?
//i know its a tad hard to believe right now, but the real freaks are elsewhere!!//

I TOTALLY agree!!!

@ Sneha..u ought to be INCREDIBLY dumb if you consider an uncopyrighted pic on the net your property even if it IS your face!!!...nothing and i mean NOTHING can stop a porn movie maker *err Kinki not you need to look up every time i saw Porn!* to take your pic and your sweet smile and morph it into another body which aint doing sugary, sacharine, oh look at me i'm so freaking treacly sweet things!

Tinku,  4:49 AM, January 11, 2006  

fao Im *coughgaycough* :p

ps: your smartass convo landed someone in trouble

fao,  4:54 AM, January 11, 2006  

you are gay!!??!! marry me!

Hobbit,  4:54 AM, January 11, 2006  

Tinku dont take this the wrong way but I HAVE NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER WANTED YOU MORE! :-)

fao,  4:55 AM, January 11, 2006  

not if i get to him first, hobbes! hah! *makes a dash for tinku!*

*stops mid run*...wait..who did i land in trouble?

a jane,  4:59 AM, January 11, 2006  

me! i'm in trouble coz of you, you silly jap man! my daddy's got a gun...*hums like steven tyler*

fao,  5:02 AM, January 11, 2006  

well..i've got a cannon, babe! *sloping, arrogant smile!*

Hobbit,  5:02 AM, January 11, 2006  

Fao San, who was talking about having Tinku??? *confused look* I meant in a 'to tell me if my ass looks big in a pant (honestly tell me), to come clothes shopping without whining incessantly, to check out boys with me at the bars and pubs, to take me to gay parties!' *sighs joyously* ahh! the good life! :-)

Hobbit,  5:04 AM, January 11, 2006  

No Foolish a jane..if you are singing steve tyler and if hes your daddy you BETTER have THE gun!

btw, Fao San, we moving away from the topic of the hour..i actually came to work early for this! we should get back to the topic at hand...i meant at mouth! muhahahahaha! what? *innocent look* i said mouth coz we talking about smiles and all..nufun else.. *whistles a jaunty tune and looks up*

a ajane,  5:16 AM, January 11, 2006  

ahhh yer rite as usual hobster...sings 'jane-e's gotta gun'...:D

fao,  5:18 AM, January 11, 2006  

*whistles "u can hear the whistle blow (ahem!) a 100 miles"*

i like this blog war...n the spoils of the war (tinku! tinku! tinku!).

put that mouth to good use, hobbit., quaff from this cup of..err...aam panna.

Hobbit,  5:21 AM, January 11, 2006  

*offended sneha type look* I DONT swallow!

Hobbit,  5:37 AM, January 11, 2006  

Come lets do the 'Haka'!!! No Kini..not THAT! have a headache..

come on gals.. a jane, Fao San, Surd, Kini.. join me in doing the Maori War Chant... hula hoopa hula hoopa...down with the coy gals..hula hoopa hula hoopa down with the coy girls!

fao,  5:44 AM, January 11, 2006  

she ain't coy...she just conceited...aahh..the folly of youth!

surd was genuinely fida over sneha's smile...just wish he had asked her perm. she cudda whiplashed just us for our comments n it wudda been just as much fun! :-p seizures just yet. hang in there, man! i blame my current 'sweetness of temperament' on jagjit singh. listening to na keh saqi bahaar aane ke din hai...*sop!*

wherez tinku? miss my mo!

Hobbit,  5:49 AM, January 11, 2006  

yes yes..thanks for warning me..almost had a cardiac arrest when i saw the understanding and genuinely sweet not 'sacharine sweet or 'equal' sweet like ahem i dunno, some people' comments...

i blame the ipod..take it off..the ipod Fao San not the clothes..pah! how greedy and "avaricious" you are! *loving it* take it off again Fao San! :-)

Hobbit,  5:53 AM, January 11, 2006  

a jane..where art thou???

fao,  5:54 AM, January 11, 2006  

*takes whatever off...dancing to jagjit singh in slo-mo (sheesh! not you tinku...stop grabbing your cher doll every time i say 'mo'! i meant "slow motion")*

Hobbit,  5:59 AM, January 11, 2006  

So Sad...dont diss my Tinku...also, theres a likelihood he has a spidey doll...oooh or even better a batman doll...yummmmmmyyyyy!!!

fao,  6:45 AM, January 11, 2006  

hey, sneha...aaarrrggggghhhh!!! just revisited ur site...i wasn't calling no one a ho!!! that was a frickin' traditional hunting song!!! sheesh! kids these days!

n before you jump to any more conclusions, lemme tell ya, i wudn't dream of bringing a spear/machete/hunting knife anywhere near you...unless you ask...very, very nicely :-p

(@ hobbit: kidding, baby! i was calling u a ho! how cud u not think i was?)

Hobbit,  7:29 AM, January 11, 2006  

My Parting Shot for the Day!!!

WHY DID YOU REMOVE THE PICTURE SURD!??? Just coz someone asks you something in uppercase you do it?? humph! well then, TELL KINI TO ASK MY HAND IN MARRIAGE NOW!!! hah!

ritzkini 8:09 AM, January 11, 2006  

hmm..a lot seems to have happened here !I am out for half a day and the world coems crashing down..
*no hobbit,not bcos of what we did yesterday...*

For whatever it's worth (and the emphasis on the "whatever it's worth")...
and i genuinely mean it..probably not quite rite for your pic to be put up..
but word of advice from an old(er) man...and honest one at that...
When given a compliment,accept it or reject it..there are other ways of pataofying a girl..we/i didnt mean anything of the sort...also,surd is happy with whatever/whoever he's got..

Oi,Naatak company !! End of act,scene and play..this just became a russian comedy..everybody dies..
ok !!??

Thanks for sticking up for me yaar..
object to the figure of speech behind the-
"he's just a lost boy from the jungle"
totally agree with the
"Doesn't know whether he's coming or going, most of the time"
but,who does,eh ?

yeah..seriously considering the group blog option,esp after this..but,what the hell,this is so much more fun !

next time,pardner..neksht time..
busy now..later..

Why get gurl involved in all this da !?
give it to me !
*your hand,i mean*
*oops,forgot the lines..maybe later...*
but i remember this..
"I love you...LOTS !"
(charm oozing outta me from everywhere ! it's a miracle !! :)
thanks everyone..and thankis saami !!
*phew,i'm taking a break from commenting..this' tiring,man !*

Rohit Talwar 8:35 AM, January 11, 2006  

oye jude... lakshaya is a good movie!!

fao,  8:36 AM, January 11, 2006  

Ms. V...vidya? a blog seems like a swell idea. n you supah too...for being an avant-garde trooper. what a clever judge of character u are! :-) :-)(hoping no one detects sarcasm in that! phew! its a tuff life when every sentence appears loaded! just bring back the mindless, smut talk!)

@ kini...busy? with what? oh..BAD BOY, KINKI! return batman doll to the hobbit! NOW!

tinku ki aatma,  3:37 PM, January 11, 2006  

Why doesn't illiterate sneha allow comments from anonymous users? I'll post my comment here.

//sneha:"I used pathetic, mindless, diseased and sinister, for the people who have made extremely lewd comments for a stranger"

Yes, like that Tinku guy whose comment you have pasted at the top of your post(to make an example of 'creeps'). He was a heartless canibal and a compulsive sadist. He whipped young girls with his cheetah skin belt, killed them, took out their hearts and made 'chick' salami with them. Good that he is dead!

His comment was meant for Virdee's blog only. Did you seek his permission before sticking it on your blog? It wasn't copyrighted material but then neither was your pic! Anyway forget it, he was a creep!

// sneha:"I wrote this post so they do not try to do this to any other girl in the future."

O yes, so wonderful of you to be so considerate about the 'other girls' and teach these 'creeps' a lesson. I don't know what effect your 'lesson' had on others but it had a devastating effect on Tinku. He was filled with remorse and went to Manali looking for that notorious 'khai'( jo pata nahin kitne hi bollywood characters ko kha chuki hai) and he threw himself down to death. Bhagwan mujhe(uski aatma ko) shanti de.

And that hugely derogatory comment that he made on VIRDEE's blog which forced you to club him among the 'creeps' because you wanted to save the 'other girls', please let it stay in that masterpiece of a post on your blog. He cudn't be of much value to anyone while alive but atleast his example will save so many of the 'other girls' from other 'creeps' like him who are still alive and looming large hunting for their next target so they can kill her with their comments on her killer(err innocent) smile.

'illiterate' sneha, since I am also concerned about 'other girls' like you, I have an advice for you. Illitracy and lack of social life makes people percieve things differently and thats not happiness. So get educated and get a social life. If not a social life just GET A LIFE!!! :/

Tinku ki aatma(jo parmatma se mil gayi hai)

fao,  3:56 AM, January 12, 2006  

diseased...n now deceased.

sneha ne mujhse mera mo cheen li! *surreptiously wipes a tear away while liting a candle for tinku*

*whispering* i love you, tinku. i always will.

*turns arnd n smiles wanly at a jane*

Hobbit's Aathma,  4:27 AM, January 12, 2006  

I tried saving Tinku..i really did..dove off after chewing some leaves and ahem quality manali grass but it was to no avail...he died..and i went to heaven! :-)

Hobbit,  4:30 AM, January 12, 2006  

the Paramatma spat me back and said *diego of Ice Age style* "I don't eat junk food"

so here i am kiddies... tinku..thou shalt be fondly remembered for the spidey doll thou bequeathed me..and also for politely telling me it aint the jeans that make me look fat..its the 5 extra kilos around the ass that do that for me! :-) how EVER shall i thank you for your kind words!

KINI!!!!Awwww!!! you'll really marry me??? really really??? yay! my day is here..i am FINALLY a bride!!! :-) muah! love you too...LOADS and LOADSIER!!! and yeah Gurl aint a part of it..although i have a bridesmaid dress that'll fit perfectly..

Hobbit,  4:38 AM, January 12, 2006  

On an unrelated to smut but totally related to the topic of yesterday, why did they make SUCH a huge fuss out of it???

sasha defending you, sneha abusing you, other people who WERE pataofying her and oh so deparately making pathetic attempts at "friendship" saying ooh sneha you are so right and pretty and beautiful..we all hate virdi...ugh!

whats WAS the point of all that...we didnt even make lewd these people not even KNOW what lewd comments were? we asked her to scream our names and such stuff... not once did we plunge into crassness!! ugh! and for THIS they get their panties in a twist and sticks up their arses!

its a BLOG! save your righteous anger for the sleazy boss or workmate!

ritzkini 5:44 AM, January 12, 2006  

chill da..the deed's done..the fat lady has sung..end of story..
tension nakko re...tension lene ka nahi,sirf dene ka !
/*although i have a bridesmaid dress that'll fit perfectly.. */
Just imagined surd in it and ROTFL !!
You rock,sam !!

Hobbit,  5:55 AM, January 12, 2006  

//the fat lady has sung.//

I Know Gurl has put on weight but then to call hima fat lady when he's doing some 10,000 sit ups..tut tut...good shot...mean but awesome! :-)

and about me rocking... *shy smile* many have said so before..but none meant it as genuinely as you Kinius...*blushes* :-) oh do marry me..and sooon...

a jane,  6:14 AM, January 12, 2006  

oye kini...yeh khullam khulla pyaar ki kahani jo ho rahi hai....OHO! AHA! is it time to teach saami the (in)famous konk lingo...i shall start the tutoring *ahem* with the choicest of abuses..oops i mean...the floweriest sweetest lingo that she can shower on you (get out from behind the shower curtain you two!!! jeeeeezz..)

fao san, i think it is time to go hunting again. its rabi(d)tt mating season.

fao,  6:21 AM, January 12, 2006  

wabbit? whr? whr?

a-hunting we will go,
a-hunting we will go,
a-heigh ho, a-dairy ho,
a-hunting we will go.

aaahhh...what joy it is to be back among the literate! who know a hunting song for what it is. i missed this debauch, yet highly intellectual company. *muahs all arnd*

so hobbit, a jane, kinki, tinku...what's new at the Royal Society?

Hobbit,  6:25 AM, January 12, 2006  

I am a Royal??? yay! I AM a royal!!! How come Gurl aint included in this royal society? is it because all he says is no comments to Kinki and I...

hey Gurl..if you really dont wanna comment..then dont PEEP when Kinius and I in compromising positions man! and STOP offering running commentary on the web for our actions and reactions! humph!

and A Jane..shall learn from you any time babe... :-) when and where?

singing with Fao San
a ho a ho a ho
forward ho! sail ho!
ho! ho! ho!
its season greetngs ho!

a jane,  6:26 AM, January 12, 2006  

why you left po gurl outta this society? oh ok...coz he was already hunted down y'day? OMIGAWD....which means virdi ki aatma bhi kahin na kahin bhatak rahi hai....hey bhagwaan....

p.s. word verification...sounds like some religion...let's chant and pray for gurl's bhatakthi hui aatma.

a jane,  6:40 AM, January 12, 2006  

Its more the Gender Changing Society than the RSPCA, really. Why do the mindless commentators confuse the readers so? Sigh...we need more intellectual stimulation (hobs where is the powder u promised me, girl?)and new members...

fao,  6:58 AM, January 12, 2006  

THE ROYAL SOCIETY AIN'T THE RSPCA! unless u speaking for kini here. in that case, it shud be the RSPCDA!

the commentators ain't mindless, a jane. they give head...oops...use their heads v. well!

why do i ve to spell all this out to you? you a core team member...whoz only lost her mojo...not her memory, we hope! (actually, memory loss is more tolerable than mojo loss. n i just plain lost my mo :-( i want tinku back!)

a jane,  7:03 AM, January 12, 2006  

The RSPCA Fao San, coz of all the wabbit hunting goin' on. A pall of gloom appears to have descended on this (s)exclusive club. Can we have some new Mos? Even some Jos are welcome.

Anonymous,  7:10 AM, January 12, 2006  

*grabs fao by the hand, twists her arm behing her back and smoooooooooooooooochhh*

*wipes revlon off his mouth*

*flies back to hell*

tinku ki aatma,  7:12 AM, January 12, 2006  

that was me

a jane,  7:16 AM, January 12, 2006  

my god!!! wake me up before you go go!! the society is haunted by ghosts from the xmas past!!! fao san is now one of them!!!!

tinku ki aatma,  7:17 AM, January 12, 2006  

*stares at a jane*

a jane,  7:21 AM, January 12, 2006  

Blast it!! That's all I needed!! Another starer!! Abe o aatma...aur kuch kaam dhanda nahin hai kya :P

Hobbit,  7:22 AM, January 12, 2006  

oi least be true to your orientation man! stop smooching around! and if ya gonna be smooching around? wheres mine? *tapping foot impatiently*

Kinius..oh baby kinius..wheres a kiss for me..since i am the thee pidika gal!!

Anonymous,  7:22 AM, January 12, 2006  

hai na! I suck blood of illiterate girls who are low on IQ with innocent smiles... I comment them to death!!

*checks a jane's smile*
hans ke dikha

a jane,  7:23 AM, January 12, 2006  

Tinku ki aatma...apne ghar mein maa behen nahi hai kya?? how can you prowl back in this world and prey on 'innocent' gals like me? i object! (psst...what's this potion you're drinking?)

fao,  7:24 AM, January 12, 2006  


j thost sas wwooooo sunderful...*jelly knees finally gives way*


tinku ki aatma,  7:25 AM, January 12, 2006  

a jane you are safe...not because u are high on IQ but because ur smile sucks

tinku ki aatma,  7:27 AM, January 12, 2006  

fao considering the number of times u took my name ... indra ka sinhasan dol gaya and he sent me back to smooch u... tho u are low on IQ and have a bad smile too...but still jelly knee gave up

tinku ki aatma,  7:32 AM, January 12, 2006  

outta the kink-sphere , back to hell!

fao,  7:49 AM, January 12, 2006  

hez is coming outta the closet. don't feel offended, a jane...we'll put it down to teething twoubles.

*whispering to a jane* dammit...wish he had teething troubles some 10 mins back! he used too much teeth...aaaahhhhh!!! he'll learn...

fao,  7:50 AM, January 12, 2006  

bad smile...wait...does that mean sneha is NEVER getting licky..oopss..lucky with you? so you my v. own personal mo? *clap hands excitedly!*

tinku ki aatma,  8:04 AM, January 12, 2006  

she is getting licky and lucky both...u didn't get me.

virdi - why don't u chage the name of ur blog to something more 'juicy', or something, make it a paid site($9.99 per membership), you guys can split the money. I don't need money, aatma ko maya ki zaroorat nahin..

tinku ki aatma,  8:08 AM, January 12, 2006  

we'll start a new kind of kink... a ghost making love with demented ugly girls who almost look like ghosts... It'll be a blockbuster LOL

ritzkini 8:09 AM, January 12, 2006  

dont ask me,what to put a lid on !
soon dear,soon..we'll get married soon..
until then..
"vaa kalaa kalaa,kannadicha kalakkala...
vaa kalaa kalaa,laksha rupa kudakkalaan" !
*that parthiban track !*

@A Jane
No need !! she knows enuf in other lingos already !We'll communicate in tam ! Passion doesnt have a language anyways..or is that love ?? who cares !

New bakra,eh ? And somebody called me a dumb animal ! Poor tinku..such a nice guy,and now..with you...what a waste..what a terrible waste...
PS :Fao se bachke rehna mere dost..bahut khatarnaak "piece of cheese" hai !

tinku ki aatma,  8:12 AM, January 12, 2006  

kinni - there is something about our names... kinki and kinku... u'r not in the movie tho... just ghosts and chudails

fao,  8:13 AM, January 12, 2006  

oh damn! my bad...yeah, just re-read it to jog my memory. that kiss threw me off everything else.

so she gets my mo den? *the tears won't stop flowing today* fly away, my winged mo. but u just came...! *blush!*

don't i get a halo for this supreme sacrifice? no? *gruffly!* hand me that contract again...oh shux! missed the fine print yet again!!!

tinku ki aatma,  8:14 AM, January 12, 2006  

why doesn't virdi delete comments ? =))
freedom of speach me bahut vishwas hai LOL

fao,  8:15 AM, January 12, 2006  

demented ugly girls? oh kini, you landed a part too! how super! *clap hands exitedly!*

Hobbit,  8:22 AM, January 12, 2006  

I will cum..err cumment soon! :-)

tinku ki aatma,  8:23 AM, January 12, 2006  

How dashing!!! please come before I cum!!

tinku ki aatma,  8:29 AM, January 12, 2006  

back to hell, lunch time, need to suck some blood

*wonders what Mahatma Gandhi is doing here, and where is Mussolini?* guess the lesser mortals on earth have swapped the names for hell and heaven! people don't burn in hell they burn in heaven...

tinku ki aatma,  8:53 AM, January 12, 2006  

hobbit were you born a girl or has hobbitization..err..bobbitization got something to do with ur gender? I'll call u bobbit :P

Hobbit,  9:06 AM, January 12, 2006  

oh lorrrd...first Kinius and now u Tinku??? are YOU attracted to me as well???

Questioning your orientation and therefore wanna make me an ex-boy?? *sigh* men, men, men...your turn will cum! tee dont crowd, no pulling hairs kinius and play nice!

tinku ki aatma,  9:12 AM, January 12, 2006  

bobbit..who cares ur a boy or a girl. ghosts swing both ways..:p

Hobbit,  9:21 AM, January 12, 2006  

Atta surd..we dont wanna make chapathis :p (pssst..why so quiet surd? what happened? wanna read your no comments comment!!!)...saying way to go! :-)

ritzkini 10:14 AM, January 12, 2006  

WOWWEEE WOW!! so much happening here !
hobbit to bobbit..
fao,chup..for a change..
A jane probably teaching sam some kinki..err..konki..
*Now look wat u'v done guys !!A paavum guy like me also into innuendo ! Gotta lose it,quik ! not the trousers saami,i meant the quirk ! that'll be later...only after marriage,and never on tuesdays =))*
Gurl not saying 'no comments' even..
and I,actually workin' !
All hail whatever's gotten into us...cos it sure is different,if not better !

Hobbit,  10:26 AM, January 12, 2006  

//only after marriage,and never on tuesdays//

:OOO!!! What've we been doing so far and what the HELL do you think happened this tuesday night mister???

btw, Learnt a few choice words from a jane..muhahahaha...shall unleash em tomorrow...why wait till tomorrow what can be undone..oops i meant unleashed tonight...

ps: you dont look paavam from any angle..even more so after the parthban movie song serenade...humph! :-)

ritzkini 10:53 AM, January 12, 2006  

the day and the nite-there's a difference,my dear..given that A Jane made a reference to rabbits and Fao made a point about 'Dumb' animals,just wanted to keep it clear...
the day will be pure..the nites will,as always,be purrrrreee eeeeevil !

PS: Didnt know him as parthiban while a kid..knew him as "that-guy-whose-folded-lungi-is-shorter-than-his-checked-undie"

PPS: Not, and not paavum moonji ??

a jane,  11:03 AM, January 12, 2006  

Game! Set! and Match! Bahut na insaafi hai! Saala surd apne aap ko pedestal pe bithaake humko lecture deta hai...hmmmph!! Kalyug hai baba, jo mujhe surd ke mooh se lecture sunna padta hai! Kaan pak gaye!! Bas!! I am not playing in this park again.

Kini..i am sending some konk khaana your way (remember food? :P)via your milkman/postman Virdi. hope you all like it. now, now, don't run away...apni hi biradari ko thukrao math :P

ritzkini 11:20 AM, January 12, 2006  

WHAT !! 4-play se ek member gaya ???!!! NO WAY !!!I tell you Ajane,with the able support of my other 4-players-"Thou shalt not leave this gang/park !" It's the 12th commandment !
*sheesh! Not on tuesdays,with saami,is the 11th commandment*
and what lecture did he give to you !!??
bacchon (aur manager) ki baatein ek kaan se sun ne ka...aur doosre kaan se chod dene ka..simple...
WOW !! A jane,you are such a dear ! Konk khaana and me saying no to it ! you gotta be kidding me ! thanks a lot,da !
When is the marriage feast tho ??? Waiting for a free meal !!!

a jane,  11:51 AM, January 12, 2006  

Abbe OC ke ullu ke pillu...check your mail instead of checking this blog! as for surd's lecture...i can't repeat it was THAT appalling!!

Casablanca 2:48 PM, January 12, 2006  

Wow... that was a lot of action I missed!

And I love Lakshya too :)

Vikram H 3:25 PM, January 12, 2006  

man...130 comments is cool man!!!!...anyway, its sad that im neither good at hindi nor have i seen Lakshya!!! :((

Hobbit,  3:54 AM, January 13, 2006  

Vikram..wake up boy...out of the 130 comments probably only 10 would have been on the blog or the movie... :-) everything else is freefalling! :-) join mah man...*darth vder voice* Join meeee

ritzkini 5:50 AM, January 13, 2006  

And i am freee....freeee-fallin'....
and i'm freeeeee....freeeee-faalllllin'..

lets jump off a cliff today,dear(ek duuje ke liye-ishtyle)...let our lov-ishtory be "amar"..i mean an amar chitra katha...
chal chal..kood te hain..bahut majaaa aaayega !

Hobbit,  6:03 AM, January 13, 2006  

you are Kamal??? and I am *errmmm*...who be the heroine of that tragic tale?

and excuse me, why you want us to jump off a cliff? last time I did that was to save Tinku and also coz i chewed loads of manali "stuff"... :-) thou shalt not die today...beach mode...hee hee

ritzkini 7:01 AM, January 13, 2006  

*errmmm*...who be the heroine of that tragic tale?
rateeee agnihotri da...a rather agni(hot) female,at that time anyways...
/*and excuse me, why you want us to jump off a cliff? */
whats wrong with you! you are pretty fast on the take,usually !
must be the manali-stuff and the after-effects !
*you shld try out our very own singara-chennai stuff too sometime..awesomely heavenly !
as i said before..just to make our love (or is it lust?whatever..) "amar" and just for kicks da..
mtv,kya bolti tu ?

Hobbit,  7:09 AM, January 13, 2006  

//you are pretty fast on the take,usually!//

Who you calling Fast? *whispers* psst..has Fao San beewn telling you how we met and how we "got" together??

//must be the manali-stuff and the after-effects!//

Its not the manali stuff that has me slow..its the stuff we did last night! *wink wink*

//you shld try out our very own singara-chennai stuff too sometime..awesomely heavenly!//

MAD??? It SUCKS! They put rat-poison and all in it!!! DONT do it from here!

//just to make our love (or is it lust?whatever..) "amar" and just for kicks da//

LUST??? I am INSULTED!!! its TRUE love and you call it LUST? and since you ask me so nicely, ok..lets do it... :-) jumps into bed eagerly..

ohhh..u werent talking about that? about jumping from a cliff??..naa..not tonight hun..have a headache... :-)

ritzkini 8:11 AM, January 13, 2006  

A 1000 points to Saami for cracking me up everytime i read her comment...
This' kinda like the show "Whose line is it,anyway!"
And yeah..
"A show where everything's made up and the points dont matter !"

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