Saturday, January 21, 2006

Tag of all Tags - Part 2

The life partner tag

Praveen tagged me, about the eight different points I would love to have in my life partner. Now, let me see. First she should be a GIRL!!!

  • She should love me. I can never be with someone who doesn't love me. Ok I love her but if she doesn't love me then we both wont be happy and then there will be hazar problems. It is very important that love exists between two partners before anything happens.
  • She should be intelligent. I cant cant cant tolerate dumbness. Stupidity is fine, sometime you do some stupid things and we can laugh over it few years later but dumbness is yukkkkkkkkkks. I say a Santa Banta jokes and she says "Hello ji, suno ji. Yeh joke tha???" I would take a brick and hit, no not her but my head.
  • She should respect me. Love and respect come with each other. I would always respect my girl for what she is and would expect the same from her. Respect is very important. She should respect me for my work, for my driving, for my choice of clothes, for my pony tail, etc etc. hehehehe. Ok exaggeration but she should basically respect me for what I am, thats all.
  • She should be my strength. If I am down and want to talk to her she should always be "Bhavdeep don't worry" and her one look should calm me down. I know there is a lot of love involved in this but I guess she just being around me should calm me down even if I am having the worst day of my life.
  • She should be my faith. Like I can look up to her. If someone says "Bhavdeep whom would you like to born as in your next life?" I should at once say without second thought,"My wife. She is the one I would like to be born as." She should have everything what I lack and should make me a complete person. Not like Raymond's Complete man since 1925 though ;-)
  • I should be able to trust her without even a second thought. If I can't trust her, I can't love her or respect her. Trusting her should come from inside and that will come when we both are madly in love with each other. Love is again the the the thing I look in her.
  • She should be a great cook or else find a great cook or find a great restaurant where we can have good food every night :-) Naaah. Cooking and all doesnt matter. I just want to have food with her every night. Thats all.
  • She should love Movies. Sholay, Andaaz Aapna Aapna, Lakshaya, Swades, Lagaan, Matrix and Lord of the Rings Triology, Harry Potter Series, Spiderman series, etc etc. she should have copies of all these movies. :-) She should love bhangra music (But hate Daler Mehendi) and should know how to do Gidda and Bhangra. (Virdi thinking: Kya Bakwas kar raha hai sardar, do you ever want a girl in your life??)
  • And and and if she is awesome in bed it is an added advantage. Ahem Ahem Ahem. See I am not lying or hiding any of my feelings. ;-)

The last three are just fillers. :-)

Dinner Tag

Have been tagged Thanu, few months back. I have to list 6 people who I would like to take out for dinner and why. Firstly I would not like to go out with any guy. Sorry guys. Enough of guys and this that. Now its time I concentrate only on gurls. ;-)

  • ROS: She is nice and she helped me with the EEG and brain scan reports. So complementary dinner.
  • Sayesha: Hmmmm. I said stupid things to her few weeks back. So have to again pataofy her and say sorry worry and all that. So complementary dinner.
  • Sneha: Oh I put her photo on my blog and she got angry because of some of my dear naughty stupid friends were doing natak and were pestering her. So got to say her also sorry worry and all that. So dinner for her.
  • Roopa: Guujju babe has got awesome taste of food and she is very very pretty. :-) How can I miss pretty girls on my list??? Ahem ahem ahem. Roopa ko khaana toh khilana hi padega. :-)
  • Princess: Hmmm she is really different and after food when we sit around the table she can just tell her one of her favourite poems and we can just listen to them, shanti se. She writes awesome awesome poems. So Princess ko khana khilana hi padega. :-)
  • Thanu: Now she asked me out for dinner so I have to ask her. :-)

I just saw that half of the girls are being called because I have to say sorry to them. What a life. Sad life. Worsht life. "Pehle pain deta hai, then dinner deta hai. Sala pakka sardar hai."

Not tagging anyone. But if anyone has done this just let me know. Just want to see what others have written or done.

Back in Madras now, back to regular blogging.



Pallavi 10:13 AM, January 22, 2006  

Oh man I cant believe you have pissed so many women off and now you have to make up by treating them. But I guess thats not the only reason.hehe.;). Now go take them all for dinner..:).and yes one by one.

virdi 11:39 AM, January 22, 2006  

Pallavi>> This time I have to take everyone together... later I will take everyone alone...

and then again I will piss them off and again take them out for dinner... ;-)


shobs,  11:43 AM, January 22, 2006  

:) now i am forced to believe u r normal...u expect wht everyone generally expects of their partner.
the last point was really honest!!:D

virdi 11:50 AM, January 22, 2006  

Shobz>> Oyeeeeee I was always normal... Just that I had a minor hickup beech mein...

I am back to normal to be precise... (like Thomson & Thompson say)



tinku,  2:04 PM, January 22, 2006  

//Firstly I would not like to go out with any guy.

Abey saara bill akele bharega kya? Kinni ko le ja sath..50% ki chapat usko lagegi! ;-)


Eclectic Blogger 9:54 PM, January 22, 2006  

Wow.. sahi list.. u did'nt even mention "good-looking".. so i assume whatever listed is true :)

Rays Of Sun 11:54 PM, January 22, 2006  

Hhehehe..yeh kya Apology Dinner hai kya? Hahhaha
Good reasons! Make sure you let Sneha know that you are taking her out:)

Rays Of Sun 11:55 PM, January 22, 2006  

Typical guy, I must say:P
About your 8:))))

Jagan 3:14 AM, January 23, 2006  

all girls for dinner, u are making all guys proud :)

Hobbit,  3:54 AM, January 23, 2006  

Welcome back Gurl!!!missed ya terribly!!! :-)

Princesse 4:34 AM, January 23, 2006  
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Princesse 4:36 AM, January 23, 2006  

Wow. I'm touched that virdee praaji ne humein khaane par bulaaya!! :) Oh thank you yaar..

Tussi great ho...:P...

Thanks praaji, your post really made me smile :) Kaam mein marr rahi hoon, lekin chehre par badi si muskaan hai :)

fao,  5:43 AM, January 23, 2006  

hobbit...after all the amusement and lessons we provide him with, the surd didn't even mention us in the passing!

*sulk!* i want my girls! where are they? a jane? kinki?

p.s. - surd, when u take sneha out, can we watch? *snicker!*

Hobbit,  6:10 AM, January 23, 2006  

I SWEAR Fao San...we use our racks..ahem sorry..we rack our brains...*distracted look* what was i saying??? enh? who cares anyway!! how come we aint one of your precious "gals"??? and is princess, sasha, et al. the multiple personalities of my Kinius?? :-)

Hobbit,  6:11 AM, January 23, 2006  

and eating sneha...err...oops..*distracted look (AGAIN)*

ritzkini 6:17 AM, January 23, 2006  

Oi !! Leave the poor girl alone,guys !
*thats for fao and saami,incase you didnt know!*
We have our need to involve the unknowns..just trust me on this !
We have enuf specimens..gurl and his antics are enuf to last us a lifetime !
helllooo...howwaaa you doooin' ?

/*i want my girls! where are they? a jane? kinki? */
NEVER MIND!!in person,my revenge in person! dekh loonga,tereko !

Hobbit,  6:32 AM, January 23, 2006  

Fine! Curb our enthusiasm why don't you! humph! blame us for trying to resuscitate a friendly blog war! humph!

Fao San, we aint wanted here..we aint wanted anywhere else either but thats not the point!!! :-)

Ps: Kinius my lou, i missed you..i want a back rub! i want a massage! :-)

ritzkini 6:54 AM, January 23, 2006  

/* Fao San, we aint wanted here..we aint wanted anywhere else either but thats not the point!!! :-) */
good one..really,good one !

/*i want a back rub! i want a massage! :-) */
Anything for you,my love...turkish hamam or kerala ayurveda ??
Choose and you'll be none the wiser !

virdi 7:22 AM, January 23, 2006  

Tinku>> Hmmmm... abe he is a real bore... I prefer taking 6 girls with me and paying the bill rather than taking him along...

Eclectic>> Hmmmm... I am educated enough and sensible enough not to take looks as the criteria for selection of a girl for my life...

gore rang pe na itna ghuman kar
gora rang do din mein dhal jayega

ROS>> Hmmmm... What re?? Kabhi kabhi karna padta hai...

Typical guy?? And me?? ok this is the typical Indian male who would want a life partner...
1. Her dad should be rich
2. She should bring home loads of cash and gold
3. She should listen to his mom all the time, even if the fat old lady is an idiot on Nth degree
4. She should cook food in the kitchen and wash clothes even if she is educated from the best college in the country
5. She should have sex with me everynight even if she is not well
6. If I beat her up she should just shut up and say "Jo aagya pati dev"
7. Something like 6
8. Something like 7

Jagan>> Not all... Just six!!!

Hobbit>> Thanks Thanks ;-) carry on your flirting with Kini... He doesnt mind...

Fao>> Hmmmm... Ok will take you alone out for dinner sometime this week... Pakka Promise... :-)

Kini>> Sorry man no mood to write anything stupid about you today... U took me to watch HOTEL RAWANDA yesterday and mere ko zoor ka jhatka laga... Hila ke rakh diya yaar...


ritzkini 7:53 AM, January 23, 2006  

/*I prefer taking 6 girls with me and paying the bill rather than taking him along */
I prefer taking 6 girls with me and YOU paying the bill rather than taking you along !
HA !

@hotel rwanda
kabhi kabhi dekh leni chahiye,yaar,aisi movies..wake you out of slumber..rudely...

Hobbit,  8:27 AM, January 23, 2006  

Idiot Surd! You have been promising me a Paratha dinner at your place for like months now!!! Where IS it??? take Fao San and I to Jus' Parathas this week!

//4. She should cook food in the kitchen and wash clothes//

you forgot to add..cook food excellently where the chapathis are a perfect round and wash clothes so my boss doesnt my pickel stain coz i am a greedy slob...much like the atta and rin soap women..

n Kinius! Muah! I wouldnt mind a Turkish Hamam too much today! :-)

ritzkini 9:07 AM, January 23, 2006  

Ummmaaaahhhhhhhhh ! there !!the steam generated by that kiss alone is enuf to conjure a turkish Hamam in your cubicle !
Almost brings the style of a Mills&boon novel to mind,dun it ?
*Before you make a joke out of it,i asked a girl what M&B was about and she told me..M&B for,over-imaginative porn,in my language..*

Hobbit,  9:59 AM, January 23, 2006  

Kinius...*sigh* thats gender stereotyping my might as well have said i should make round chapathis a la the atta girl and wash your white shirts and keep white white a la the rin gal...

have watched far too much cheap porn than read M&Bs!!! Kindly refrain from assuming otherwise!!! :-)

ritzkini 10:34 AM, January 23, 2006  

gender stereotyping ?? with you ??
Wouldnt insult you like that,da ! know better than that !
What ?? You wont make round chappatis or keep my whites,white?
What about virdi's whites ? shez our only daughter !! Not even hers ??
I'm disappointed...heartbroken..
/*have watched far too much cheap porn than read M&Bs!!! */
MY KINDA GAL !!! WOW !!! We match at so many levels-from the tea-kadai tea to the 5* aanian dosas ! just for that..MUAAAH !

Hobbit,  11:03 AM, January 23, 2006  

//What about virdi's whites ? shez our only daughter !! Not even hers ??//

Of Korrrs Kinius! I would DEFINITELY keep her white shirts white!! :-)

and //We match at so many levels-from the tea-kadai tea to the 5* aanian dosas//...Awww!!! :-) its true..and my porn repertoire is quite amazing (if i may say so myself) Ask Fao San..i initiated her into the holy cult as well... *proud beam* :-)

fao,  12:27 PM, January 23, 2006  

you did NOT, sammeh! your ma did. thank you, aunty ji! *bend it like beckham accent* satsriakaal, aunty ji!

*thumping table!* just parathas! just parathas!just parathas! just parathas! stood up for the other girls. smooth! *thumbs up!*

Arz000n 2:00 PM, January 23, 2006  

I think "awesome in bed" shud have been the first thingy about the perfect lover.

Nice list...

Just thinking weird it will be when you ask her....

Do you love movies?
Do you enjoyed Sholay?
Andaaz apna apna
Sorry are rejected. You were so close...but then...noooo


Hehehe :)

Rays Of Sun 3:22 PM, January 23, 2006  

She should listen to his mom all the time, even if the fat old lady is an idiot on Nth degree

Good one!!
Also, this is 21st century right?? I would doubt if I have come across such men anymore!

Rohit Talwar 6:00 PM, January 23, 2006  

aaah! 'be good in bed' bolke FILLER bolta hai!! :D

Vikram 12:29 AM, January 24, 2006  
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Vikram 12:30 AM, January 24, 2006  

Life is full of compromises man. You may probably want to change your wishes from "She should know/like/do " to "She may or may not know/like/do".

Hobbit,  4:20 AM, January 24, 2006  

Fao San! oi! my mum did NOt initiate you into Porn...dont you DARE make insinuations lathat!!! she initiated ME!! :-)

I took over that prestigious mantle from her and inducted you into that cult you ingrate!!!Now Satsriakaal me!

n gurl...*thumping table!* just parathas! just parathas!just parathas! just parathas!

ritzkini 6:13 AM, January 24, 2006  

Free grub ?? what was that ??? Gurl promised u free grub ??? and i wasnt kept informed !!!
*Jus' Parathas in tiruvanmayur sucks !*so...
*thumping table!* rainforest ! rainforest! rainforest ! rainforest !! rainforest !!

Hobbit,  6:20 AM, January 24, 2006  

Rainforest is suckier if that is even Eden...Eden...Eden...

ritzkini 6:27 AM, January 24, 2006  

"Only veg" and gurl ??? IMPOSSIBLE !!!!
Only 2 possibilities-"Fat chance and no chance !"
PS:Wheres she,btw ? Ok,where's her credit card ???

Hobbit,  6:37 AM, January 24, 2006  

hmmm...valid point..the only veg thing...then, Minar...(rooftop at Savera)...Minar...:-) or Lotus Pond..although I can't really chant that Minar it is!!!

Dunno where Gurl is...shes awfully quiet these days..introspection i s'pose! *sigh* it is the Kali Yug indeed...:-)

ritzkini 6:52 AM, January 24, 2006  

WAAAWWWW !! Savera and rooftop restaurant ! Never tried that !!!it's settled then..
thumping table!* MINAR ! MINAR! MINAR ! MINAR !! MINAR !!

/*introspection i s'pose!*/
gurl..and introspection ??!! We know her better than that ! no kalyug and all..somethings dont change da..somethings cant change da !

Vikram H 7:08 AM, January 24, 2006  

/And and and if she is awesome in bed it is an added advantage./

I wouldnt have been surprised to see that as the first point! :P

/First she should be a GIRL!!!/

LOL...what if he/she's multi-functional?! :D

fao,  8:06 AM, January 24, 2006  

MINAR! MINAR! MINA! MINA! MEENA! MEENA! i love her so! :-(

Raj 8:21 AM, January 24, 2006  

Must love bhangra but hate Daler Mehndi? That won't be easy!!

Awesome list!!

ritzkini 9:09 AM, January 24, 2006  

Meena ?? that cow which acted with Thalaivar in that hit paDam(forgot it's name)?
"Innikki oru ummma theru"??

Meena,  9:49 AM, January 24, 2006  

Kini, didn't your parents tell you not to insult people to their face? I'm RIGHT here! I'm NOT a cow and that padam was 'Muthu'. Dont see what your problem is if thalaivar had none ummaing me!

@ Fao - I love you too.

ritzkini 9:54 AM, January 24, 2006  

Oi !! Meena and here !??? quick fao ! take a pic !!*esmile pose with arms round meena*
*fao is so shocked that she collapses..plop..forget it !*
Oh no Meena,dont take what i say to heart..i say a hundred things..all naansense of course..
btw, abt that "ummaaa" to me now ???

fao,  10:00 AM, January 24, 2006  

meena, anbe! ennai kaane od-odi vandhiya? ille nadanndhe vandhiya? immaterial. what's important is you are here n kinki likes you!

p.s.- i really dig your "sexy" belt...i see it on hoardings everyday n therez a lust surge in me body every time.

Meena,  10:02 AM, January 24, 2006  

@Kini- I see men like you everyday and they ALL crave for me! Uninteresting! *tosses hair carelessly*

@ Fao - Unakaagave od-odi yen s e x y belt kulukki vandhen Fao. *singing* nee yengeeee...yen anbeee

fao,  10:08 AM, January 24, 2006  

kulikki kulikki un belt-e konjam suthi kolladi..

meena, pardon kinki's lack of tact...hez used to having it easy arnd here. has never had to woo any of us. *nudges hobbit...prompts her to get up from his lap n adjust her skirt.*

but m sure you'll like it here, meena ponne! with a lil' training, kinki can be a gennulman caller.

*clutches sides n falls on the floor laffing. meena take the cue n follows suit...her belt jingling merrily to match her laffter*

ritzkini 10:10 AM, January 24, 2006  

Err...meena chechi sounds a little too thanks...fao,you have met ur mallu match !
Have fun !
Saami doo,where are you ?

Hobbit,  10:12 AM, January 24, 2006  

//*nudges hobbit...prompts her to get up from his lap n adjust her skirt.*//

Kinius u SLUT! *spanks him in her excitement and corrects herself and slaps him* What? you want more and harder? *shakes head*

@ Meena - masaru ponne varuga! *realises her mistake and sings* sarakku vechirukken..Fao her S and E of the S E X Y bounce off that slim *slurp* waist!

fao,  10:13 AM, January 24, 2006  

meena is no chechi to me. therez only one chechi in my life...jaanu chechi. shakeela's sis. what a knock-out she is! ka-pow!!! she got engaged yest! *sob!*

evide ente jaanu chechi? ivide varu!

fao,  10:16 AM, January 24, 2006  

whoa, mama!!! meena...kalakkare! ippo E mattum aate, paakalaam! *agog! salivating!*

Hobbit,  10:19 AM, January 24, 2006  

//meena chechi sounds a little too thanks//

DAI!!! Yaar Paarthu DAA nee chechinnu sonne??? She's NO chechi to ANY man in this state..hah! in this COUNTRY!!

yenga Meenave, yenga S E X Y belt podare inji idupazhagiya paathaa nee chechine?? rasana ketta naaye!!!

ritzkini 10:20 AM, January 24, 2006  

Oi !! Oi !! Oi ! fao...chill..chilll..deep breath..1001..1002..1003..1004...feeling better now ??
This is no,settle down...
jaanu chechi ??Whoa ! you are well informed !!

what did i do ?? Why did u hit me ??
*MUMMMMMMY !!! She hit meeeee...*

Hobbit,  10:21 AM, January 24, 2006  

*wolf whistles* Fao inga paaren..shes shaking only the E..

aagaaa...ethanai azhagu...*wipes drool surreptiously*

Hobbit,  10:22 AM, January 24, 2006  

//*MUMMMMMMY !!! She hit meeeee...*//

Kinius..what'd i tell you??? *sighs* i thought we BOTH agreed that the mummy role playing wasnt doing anything for my mood!!!

fao,  10:26 AM, January 24, 2006  

enne poga vide maate? *lifts heavy, wooden mallu bed up with one hand!* aiyyogya, naaye!!! yenna dhairyam irindha, ippovum en kann munnaadi nippe? inikke durgashtami! unne konne, un rakhthathe kudiche...

wait...wrong film! *shakes self outta nagavalli's body...jumps into simran's...n liking it much there* vaa di naatukatte..vandhe vasamma maatikitte...*looks at vijay...throws up by the side...but continues dancing coz she got paid good money for it...also shez in no hurry to get outta simran's bod*

Simran,  10:35 AM, January 24, 2006  

*looks at Fao and sings* sakala kalaa vallavane...realises Fao aint a boy but continues dancing and Fao watches mesmerised and ostracised!

ritzkini 10:37 AM, January 24, 2006  

Methinx Meena just went pooof,after seeing the immense lust for her ! I think...I shld also go poof !
Give it to you guys..what language,what repertoire,what versatility...even the autobaasha would've been prouda you !
*Hands up in "give-up" pose*

fao,  10:45 AM, January 24, 2006  

*fao san sheaths the sword n walks towards simran...samurai konde intact* sundari, kannaal oru sedhi..oh, wait. wherez shobs? i want a mallu girl who can speak tam. not too big on punju girls who're wannabe tams. get back into nagavalli, you!

*continues serenading* solladi innal nalla thedhi, naan unai neenga maatten, neenginaal thoonga maatten, sernthadhe nam jeevane...

*remembers sasha likes this song...smiles discreetly at sasha..(all v.innocently, lemme hasten add b4 kinki can read me a lecture!)*

Shobs,  10:50 AM, January 24, 2006  

*sings earnestly to mammooty* yamunai aatrile eera kaatrile kannanoduthaan aada..paavai poothida..paadhai paarthida paavai radhaiyo vaada...

Shobs,  10:51 AM, January 24, 2006  

*thinks to herself* WHO would want Rajini when theres Mamooty around??? *sigh* aayarpadiyil kannan illaiyooo...aasai vaipadhe anbu thollaiyooo..paavammmm..raaadhaaa..

mammooty,  10:54 AM, January 24, 2006  

*mesmerised by shobhana..singing along* iravum ponnadhe, pagallum ponnadhe, mannan illaiye koode...

wait...when did i get darker n hairless? n richer? oh wait...m rajini! supah! *notices dhanush walking towards him*..aarrggghhh!!! quick, make me mammooty again! mammooty, jayaram, kalabhavan mani...ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T VE THAT THING FOR A SON-IN-LAW!

dhanush naan-thaan-da !,  11:01 AM, January 24, 2006  

I think IMHO,dhanush is a super-cool actor..ofcourse, I also think that I am a super-cool actor..

superstarrr dhanush,  11:02 AM, January 24, 2006  

appadiye..philosopi kottittey varudhu..cant help it..chari..anybody for a rain-dance ?? in bell-bottoms and thin shirt over a thin body ?

Kroopa Shah (Kr00pz) 8:56 AM, January 29, 2006  

Ahem!! I am flattered (blushing), thanks!!
If I ever come back to Chennai I will let you know

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