Wednesday, December 17, 2008

In Transit....

Going from Chennai to London... :-) We are going to become ICE in the winters of England... 

In transit in Kharagpur... 

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Bombay Terrorist Attack !!!

Believe me kuch nahi badelega... I have been Cursing the Indian Government since the Internet got installed at my house, but kuch farak padha??? NOTHING !!! 

Just links to my earlier posts... 
  1. Indian Government Sucks 
  2. Economic Growth 8.5% so what???!!! 
  3. CCISS Syndrome
  4. Arjun Singh Ki Ma ki 
You know kyun farak nahi padega??? Kyunki actually kisi ko kuch farak nahi padhta hai... 10% indians are well educated but the aam aadmi is illitrate and hungry... More than 50% of Indians live on Rs25.00 per day... That's what the government says... If an Indian can earn more than $0.50, then he is above the poverty line... Most of the Indians in this group are daily wage workers... 
Now please tell me how many people earn more than Rs 3 lakh per annum? 5%? ok 10%? can 10% of the population change the whole system? NO THEY CANT... If someone did his maths correctly then 90% is greater than 10%... 
90% of the people in India have to different thing to worry everyday, "If I don't go to the fields or factory today my kids might not be able to have food tomorrow. If I don't go to work for 1 week they might not be able to give their school fees next month" Is this daily worker least bothered about some 5 star hotel burning in some Colaba Shithole in some place in Mumbai? The motherfucking single day rent at Taj Colaba is around Rs25,000. 
Some policeman died in this Mumbai attack, his salary was Rs 2500 per month... Now just tell me, why should some policeman die saving some bastard who is paying 10 times his motherfucking salary for just using a bed to stay in a hotel room for one night?? Marne do the so called "ELITE" class of India ko... Let them die !!! 
Bombay has seen Bomb blasts in Trains and shootouts etc... Kisi bhi "ELITE" class wale ko kuch farak padha?? Nothing !!! Abhi jab Taj & Oberoi mein attack hua hai toh sabhi log "Hai dhaiya hai dhaiya" karr rahe hain... 
I have no issues with the ELITE class, but the government is inefficient & ineffective & shameless... They don't deserve to rule this country... We shouldn't have democracy in India... We should have military raj... I am ready to give away all my freedom for a better India tomorrow... Atleast 200 years down the line we can have a great India...  

Come on Bharat ki Napunsak Sarkar... I can do better in 1 day than what you do in next 10 years... 
  1. We need to open more schools
  2. We need to help the agriculture sector's growth
  3. We need to make more steel plants for a stronger India
  4. We need to build more roads
  5. We need more thermal power plants for 100% electricity in the whole of India
  6. We need to build Railway lines must which touch Ladakh & Srinagar
  7. We need to Ask the people who earn more than Rs 1 crore to give 45% of their salary as tax... They would still have a take away as Rs 55 Lakhs... Tax the motherfucking ELITE !!! You want protection?? Pay for it assholes... 
  8. We need to make social responsibility compulsory... 1 year of Military or NCC service... or 3 years of NSS... Choose... 
  9. Very strict laws... Very motherfcking strict... (Writing this with grinding teeth)
  10. Increase the salary of the police by 3 times... Give them the authority to use the danda when ever they feel its necessary... Indians listen to danda only !!! 
Ok... Got to sleep now... Kafi late ho gaya... 

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Thursday, December 04, 2008

Meri Pyari Biwi

Now that we are shifting to UK, we have to do all the packing & sorting out what is needed and what is to be left behind, everything of that sort. 
I finished my packing in an hour or so some 2 weeks back. I decided, I am going to wear this this this and would have to buy warm clothes from UK, hence packing was over in 20 minutes max and half my suitcase was empty. 
Now comes the trun of Trupti to do the packing. Before that she has to do shopping. It's been going on & on & on, since the past 2 months and I have doubts that its going to get over. While we are on the flight to the JuKay she might still be doing the packing!!! :D  
Most of the times she would have already decided what all she has to buy or wear. 
I have to go along and stand there and try to give an honest opinion about what I think. You see, Honestly is sometimes, not the best policy!!! ;-) 

Honestly Batao
Trupti: Aacha listen. Shall I ask you something? Ekdum honestly you should give this answer. Please dont make fun or don't lie today atleast. Aacha honestly batao, do I look fat? 
Me: What? No !!! Not at all... 
Trupti: Really? 
Me: Yup !! No Doubt !!! 
Trupti: Really? Tum mazak toh nahi karr rahe ne??? 
Me: Nahi main mazak karr raha hoon... You are fat !!!! 
Trupti: WHAT????????? 
Me : Yeah... You look no less than Manisha Koirala !!! I am serious... 
Trupti: You are kidding right??? 
Me: Nope... 
Trupti:  Why do you keep calling me fat??? Its not nice at all... 
Me : Ajeeb baat hai... You asked me if I am fat.,.. I said NO... You kept pestering me so I said YOU ARE FAT !!! I thought you wanted to hear that you are fat... I didnt know you didnt want to hear that... Decide what you want yaar... You want to be called fat or thin?? 
Trupti: Thin !!! Tumse toh baat karna bekar hai !!! 
Me : OK You are thin !!! Now can I have my dinner plate back please??? 

B.t.w., Trupti is 10 Kgs underweight for her height !!!! Fat ?????!!!! 

Jeans Shopping

Trupti: I want skinny jeans. Thats the fashion. 
Me: Ok we shall go to Levis Store. 
Trupti: Yyeahhh!! That will be fun... 
Fun?????? OOPS !!! 
Me: Hmmm !! 
Jeans Store... Jeans tried... 
Trupti: How does it look? 
Me: Yup Cool !!! 
Trupti: Are you sure? 
Me: It looks Brilliant !!! 
Trupti: Really? 
Me: I havent ever seen a better fitting jeans ever in my life !!! I am dead serious you must buy it !!! 
Trupti: nahhhhhh !!! I dont like it !!! 
Me: Eh?? OK, shall we try some other store? 
Trupti: Sure !! 
Tried Allen Solly, Pepe,  etc stores. We reach Lee. She tries wait 26 & waist 27. 
Trupti: How does 26 look? 
Me: yeah perfect
Trupti: Let me try 27. 
Changes
Trupti: How is 27? 
Me: Yeah this is also fine. Doesnt make a huge diufference I see. How do you feel? 
Trupti: Nooooooooooo !!! 26 is toooooo tight and 27 is toooo loose... Excuse me, (calls the girl who was helping her choose the jeans) can you please give me something between these sizes?
Last I heard "Lee Jeans" were closing down their store at Khader Nawas Khan Road!!!! 
Later she told me she had already decided to buy Levis Diva jeans. 
OK COOL !!! 

Choosing a Saree

Kini got married on 9th August in B'lore and we had to attend his marriage there. Now the problem is not "HOW DO WE GET THE DAMN TICKETS???!!" but what will meri biwi wear during his marriage? ;-) Tickets got arranged, by the grace of some agent. 
Date: 7th August. Night 10.30. We have to leave on 8th Morning. 
Conversation between me and my wife. 
Trupti: Aacha I have to wear one of these six sarees. Please help me decide what I should wear on your friends reception. 
Me: Why do we have so much stuff? Where are we going after the reception? Why have you planned a vacation? Its just 1 day. We are going to come back in 2 days. Why are you carrying 3 track pants to B'lore? 
Trupti: can you help me decide the saree please? 
Me: Oh yes. Ok, this red color one looks great. And you also can wear your new matching sandals with this. 
Trupti: WHAT????????? RED???? !!!! No I really dont think it matches my hairstyle? It will be too bright... (15 different faces were made, I nearly giggled and got killed. Actully I loved the red color saree)
Me: Hmmmmm, what about this Navy Blue one? 
Trupti: No yaar. I don't like this color at all... I think its very dull... 
Me: Hmmm, This yellow would be great. And its also got that green border, yeah... this is perfect... And it looks so traditional... 
Trupti: Nope not at all... I look like an Aunty in this... 
Me: What about the light blue saree??? Which got all the shinny shinny things on it??? 
Trupti: Bhavdeep you dont understand, the saree shouldnt look more bright than what the bride is wearing. Ok now what do you have to say about this Cream Color Saree? 
Me : Yup this is also cool... You can wear those matching bangles with it... 
Trupti: Bye... Now please let me finish my packing... You have kept all your stuff? 
Me: Yup... Jeans and Kurta... thats perfect for me... 
Trupti: Ok !!! 
Packing done. 4 bags went to  B'lore for 1 day. 
Later she told me she had decided weeks back, that "When we have to go to Kini's Marriage, she had planned to wear the cream colored saree"
Ok Cool !!! 
She already decides what she wants to wear or buy. But biwi hai toh poochna toh padega na. Aur fir meri lagg jaati hai... 
Things already packed and have taken space in my suitcase too: 
  1. Wollens from India. (not suited for UK's cold temp)
  2. Formals from India. (not suited for UK's fashion)
  3. Sarees from India.  (Practically its freezing temp for 5 months there)
  4. Salwar Kammezes from India. (fashion is made in Lecister & London) 
  5. Study material from India. (All books latest pirated versions available on the net) 
Hehehehe... 

Like kids cant let go their toys, girls and wives cant let go the clothes which they loved to wear once, some long time back !!! 

As of today, we have around 150 kilos to be taken to the UK... I don't know if the BA guys would say, "Dudes you guys are not flying alone!!!"  

Baba Meher Karr, Ik "Event Manager" Hi Bhej De !!! 

Ok got to go and do packing !!! 

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

India??? No less than Iraq!!!


Bombay hasn't improved as a city in the past 15 years when India has progressed (a little), instead the situation has become from bad to worse. People are shouting "Symonds is a Monkey!!! Symonds is a bastard !!!"
Is this how educated people act???
Is this because of the local trains, that the people of this city have become like this?? Life is cramped on these guys and when they get frustrated they just make someone the scrap goat and bring it out !!! I haven't seen any city showing such unruly behaviour other than Bombay. It's fit for people who live either in those high rise buildings in Colaba or people who live near the railway lines.
Bombay has
  1. Racism
  2. Regionalism
  3. Bad Political Leaders
  4. Bad Roads
  5. Worst Transport
  6. Highest Density of Population 
  7. Highest Land Prices
  8. Most number of bomb blasts in a city (other than Kabul & Baghdad)
Death of a city !!! RIP Bombay !!! 
Infact this is going to happen to all Indian cities. People who want to make money are making their bank balances fatter everyday, but the over all development of the society has gone to the gutters !!! 
Chennai Police very calmly watched from the sidelines students fighting against each other with bamboo sticks and iron rods. See the video and you will be shocked to see how relaxed the police officials are and allow the students to beat up the other student. What the hell is happening in India???  


The reason given by the Police is "We were waiting for the college principal to inform us to take action!!!" Why do you have the gun around your waist?? To put it up your?? 
The state of India has come to such a horrible stage that only GOD can save it. Government has become "a cheap belly dancer" to the tunes of the terrorists!!! They have bombed nearly all the big states in India. Indian Mujahadeen sends emails and then bombs Delhi. Hindu groups bomb mosques and if the CBI or ATG catches some Hindu Swami, then we have the BJP shouting slogans against the government!!! Utter Nonsense !!! 
Wikipedia has a full category of events that describe the terrorist activities in India in 2008. Check here and feel sorry about it. 
Sorry Indians, we are in a constant state of war against the terrorists and anti social elements. We have to work for food only if "we reach office safely"& I will reply to your comments if "I reach home safely tomorrow evening"

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Monday, November 10, 2008

What Rahul Raj did was tolerable?????

Update on this Post

Ravi commented and I was amazed to see why we have such humble hearts for people who roam around the streets of India with guns in their hand... Its is possible that many people think the same way as Ravi does, what I want is safe place for my parents and kids... And I also think you get what you deserve !!!

Bloggerravi said...

Virdi, here are my thoughts: Your statements are true - when there are no fringes attached like if Rahul was a notorious terrorist or killer. Accordingy to what his family and neighbours and friends say, he was a very very normal, helpful, lovable kid. So maybe if this kind of an act was probably due to mental instability which seemed to have triggered by the riots against North Indians. So, does such a person deserve to be killed? Come on... Something has disturbed and haunted a normal guy to such a extent to resort to this kind of an act. So what he needs is again some hand holding, counselling but definitely not a bullet!

9:19 PM, November 10, 2008

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Blogger virdi said...

Ravi
Imagine this, you are traveling in that bus with your parents who are above 60 and your kids who are 5 & 10... 
1. Do I know this guy? No
2. Have I done any harm to him? No
3. Have I got any ill feelings for him? No
4. Then why is he point a gun at me when I am sitting in the bus? YOU WILL GET SHIT SCARED AND WOULD WANT THIS GUY AWAY FROM YOUR FACE AT THAT VERY MOMENT !!! 

And didn't one person get injured in the bus?? Rahul Raj actually did shoot at someone in the bus !!! Discussion Closed!!! Shoot Rahul Raj then and there !!! Rahul Raj if you don't know how to live in the society then you don't deserve to live in the society !!! 

Ismein sochne ka time kahan hai?? Aise logon ke sath prem se baat karne ka toh sawal hi paida nahi hota !! 

Rahul Raj & Raj Thakre should be shot!!! No one has the guts to say that, I say!!!  And about Rahul Raj... When was the last time a terrorist's mom said "He is a terrorist!!! Kill him!!!" Rahul Raj might not be a terrorist but this act did create terror in the hearts of those travelling in that bus... 

Everyone is fighting a battle in their mind everyday. Some have heads above their shoulders, where as some have garbage & think like Bollocks !!! These people die like Rahul Raj!!! 

He is responsible for his KARMA !!! Aapni maut ka khud jimmewar hai woh !!!
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Anonymous t said...

So this is fully Rahul Raj's fault? I'm all for gun-free society, but also as much as I am for Raj-Thackerey free society! You cannot blame the guy who drove the plane into twin towers, or the man who blew himself up in a Karachi hospital, you blame Osama bin Laden ! Agreed, the men should have some brain themselves, but this is what is brain-washing! If someone thinks Rahul Raj is a gun-toting terrorist I'd say there's no bigger fool than him. Agreed his path was wrong, maybe he didn't take the right path to come up with putting the plight of north indians in M'rashtra the right way, but who will speak for the man who's lost his taxi (he probably earns 2-3K per day), lost his pani puri cart (300-400 Rs per month), wound up his veg selling and ran back to Bihar?? All Raj Thackerey gets for his actions is house arrent where he enjoys the day watching TV. Gross injustice! Any act of incitement towards any community, state, whatever should be dealt with in strictest manner.

Frustrate hoke hi Rahul Raj ne gun uthaaya hoga na, aisa nahi ki ek din Raj Thackerey ne flaming sppech di, aur next day Rahul Raj aaya. I'm still not saying that killing him was right, but some guy had the guts to at least show that he's hurt and would want to speak to Mumbai Police Commisioner.

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Sunday, November 09, 2008

Khaadkooo !!!

Me and bro were just fooling around and I was teaching him how to tie the turban as they did  around 100 years back. They used to leave the end of the turban and yeah the fashion was like that back then, and I do love the ultra cool style. 

Check out the old picture of Shaeed-e-Aazam Bhagat Singh. 
So after tying the turban, bro said, "Why don't you try the Terrorist look?" I did as he said and as a big idiot I modeled for the pic as well.
Buuuuuurraaaaaaaaahhhhhh !!!
I look like a jack ass and extremely unfriendly but you don't have those funny and friendly looking terrorists, right?? The rifle under the terrorist's blanket is actually a "SPATULA" from the kitchen. I haven't really forgotten how to tie a turban. :-) 
Its like cycling and swimming, you never forget that as well. 
Ooh Khaadkoo = Terrorist in punjabi !!! 

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Thursday, November 06, 2008

Maar Dalo Use !!!


Read this report on IBN LIVE. Rahul Raj  was needlessly killed by Bombay Poilce. 
  1. Picture this, my kids are on the same bus 
  2. Coming back from school 
  3. Rahul Raj gets into the bus with a gun
  4. Bombay Police guns down Rahul Raj
  5. What do you expect me to do? 
  6. THANKS BOMBAY POLICE !!! 
Family and friends of Rahul Raj must understand he didnt have right to live in this society if he walks around with a gun in hand. You carry and gun and try to shoot people and if the police kills you then you don't have any choice but to feel sorry about him. 
And all these Laloo Parsad and the idiot Biharis should just feel ashamed on this issue. And don't try to link this to MNS in anyway. Raj Thakre is a jack ass and this guy had to die. India is not a country where you just take a gun and try to act macho. You deserve to be shot. 
Rahul Raj you suck !!! Good that there were no kids on the bus and good that you got killed. 

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Sunday, November 02, 2008

Oinglun.... Noh too muh Englee(sh) Abou Eeee !!!

Chelsea enjoy their moment of glory. How many English Players do we see here?

Manchester United??? Don't see any from the little Island. Right? 

So as we see England is not just for the English... The "Immigrants" are shifting to London in a few weeks time (end of December)...
Dear Queen I am coming back... ;-)


So as Trueman Says "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night "Fellow Indians" !!!! "  ;-) 

10 things to do in First week in London: 
  1. Visit Southall & pay my respects to Baba Nanak
  2. Visit Galassy Juntion in Southall 
  3. Sip a-cup-o-tea with with Queen
  4. Take wife to Tower Bridge 
  5. Watch Football a match in a noisy pub !!! 
  6. Take wife around central London : Buckingham Palace, London Eye, Westminsiter & Big Ben.
  7. Stay in central London "Picadilly circus" for the NEW YEAR'S EVE !!!
  8. Go to Camden Markets, Camden Town
  9. Meet Ashwin, Bhawani, Michael & Teji Kang 
  10. Did I mention "Sip a-cup-o-tea with with Queen"
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