Thursday, November 17, 2005

Surprise Part II - Worst Movies in Indian Cinema

Biggest Surprise: The guy who played Prank on Priya's blog mailed me. Here is the mail. He also gave me all the information where is he from. No need to screw his happiness anymore.
Welll what is the fun of watching a bad movie? You don't get a ticket in Sathyam and you watch it in Shanthi Theater. You save 70 rupees. Yesterday I watched Garam Masala.


Now it was a pathetic movie. Pathetic would be an understatement. The movie starts with John Abraham winning some photography award and Neha Dhupia dancing around him. He gets a free trip to Amreeka and Akshay Kumar is jealous. He goes into some house as house keeper and brings in 3 women, all air hostesses. Paresh Rawal comes in as a cook and tries to bring in comedy. The storyline is so bakwas that I can't explain. Paresh Rawal had dialogs like: "Singapore aa raha hai, Bangkok Jaa Raha hai...... " Anyway few takeaways though:
  • John Abraham can't be funny. (He looked good in only Dhoom)
  • Inorbit Mall in Bombay doesnt look excatly like an airport.
  • Akshah Kumar can tickle the funny bone.
  • Murder is not the worst movie I ever saw.

  • Murder is not the only movie I walked out of the theater
  • Hindi movie still has pathetic movie makers
  • Songs still come at the drop of a hat
  • Non of the girls could act (I don't even know who they are)
  • When you pay less in a theater you can walk away when ever you can.
  • Shanthi Theater looks like The 70's Show with all the neon lighting.
  • Akshay Kumar and Paresh Rawal have excellent comic timing but it is wasted in poorly written dialogues
  • TV standard actresses these days are getting more screen time than so called established item actresses, because they dont wear clothes
  • Is this really a Priyadarshan movie?????

If you are planning to watch this movie, I would recomend you take out your neighbour's dog for a walk. And yes life is full of surprises.

V...

24 comments:

ritzkini 5:50 AM, November 17, 2005  

:)
hehehehehe..
bach gaye yaar...i would have killed you if you had made me spend >100 bucks for such a stupid movie !
the ride to and fro was great though...as was the escape from the poolise...agli baar race lagaayenge !kya bolta hai ??
:)

virdi 6:33 AM, November 17, 2005  

Kini>> you will lose the race man.... we can do something like "road rash game"...

yes poooolise se bach gaye... ;-)

Medha.. 7:06 AM, November 17, 2005  

I watched Garam Masala last week too, and it was BAD! Complete nonsense. But then, it was complete timepass. John abraham looked gay in the movie. And he is SO not funny. I agree.

Narayanan Venkitu 7:58 AM, November 17, 2005  

Quick comment on the Prankster -

Thanks for your mail and thanks for all the clarifications.

I wholeheartedly accept your apologies...I am very happy that you wrote an email.!!

Take care now.

RP 9:18 AM, November 17, 2005  

virdi
ur comment is true. Garam Masala is a bad movie. But, coming to think of the part after the interval, I guess it is wohkay. But, yep on a whole it is a waste of time & money... unless u accompany a gal & she likes it. ;-)

donthecat 9:40 AM, November 17, 2005  

That's a good move, Virdi, to post a link to the apology letter.

I guess the dude who wrote is genuinely sorry, so apologies accepted :-)

Chinmayi 11:59 AM, November 17, 2005  

hmm... Nice. The apology letter. Then what happened to the blog?

virdi 12:16 PM, November 17, 2005  

Medha>>Oh!!! Garam Masala is a horrible movie...

VK>> yes sir, Atleast he spoke out... I hope he stays away from commenting for sometime now...

RP>> hehhehe.. don't know about girls... but i guess John Abraham sucks in the movie...

DonTheCat>> yes sir, we should accept his apoligies...

Chinmayi>> I have no idea about the blog da...

Arz000n 12:46 PM, November 17, 2005  

Kya cool hai hum...was the last hindi movie I was forced to watch by ma friends...I slept after interval and had a very nice dream...which surprisignly Im not able to recollect now...

priya 3:21 PM, November 17, 2005  

hey thnx da... for everything :)

..p..

virdi 3:37 PM, November 17, 2005  

Arz00n>> you saw Kya Kool Hain Hum?? well i saw it on a comp... didnt waste money by going to the theater... :-) lucky me..

there was one scene where a girl says i like guys who have ....... as Big as Gujjus and as Round as Muslims. the guy replies, my name is Naseruddin Shah...

one of the worst and vulgarest Hindi movies ever made..

Priya>>Welcome da... :-)

Jagan 5:33 PM, November 17, 2005  

u sud have gone to sathyam machaan ..even if the movie is crap , u get to c lots of babes :-)

Rohit Talwar 6:46 PM, November 17, 2005  

dude!! the day my friends made me notice the posters, i decided i wont watch it. and this, after reading its priyadarshan's. isnt hungama his? one load of crap.
and i kinda knew this would suck. so i dint go. last hindi movie i saw was iqbal. AWESOME man! did u?

viv,  2:11 AM, November 18, 2005  

I agree. Garam Masala was crap!

Expect some anger from Sayesha, coz you said something BAD about John Abraham... HAHAHA!

Btw, heard they're going to show Harry Potter in digital at Satyam. Is that true?

virdi 3:05 AM, November 18, 2005  

Jagan Dear>> please read the post da... I said we didnt get the tickets in Satyam...

well about chicks... hmmm... no comments... ;-)

Rohit Talwar>> Tikhi talwar ho ke kithe challe ho?? nalle kalle kalle ho... (sorry couldn't resist)

Iqbal is an awesome movie... and yes Garam Masala is made by the same guy who made Hera Pheri, its one of the best post Hrishikesh Mukherjee era best comedy movies...

Viv>> John Abraham is a good model, he is not a comedian or an actor... he didnt open his mouth much in Dhoom and thats where he was good...

well I don't know about digital or analog but I am a Potter fan, so going for the movie... Thats all... :-)

V..

viv,  3:27 AM, November 18, 2005  

// well I don't know about digital or analog but I am a Potter fan, so going for the movie

I recommend digital... you won't regret it. Let me know when you've tried it :)

Casablanca 4:05 AM, November 18, 2005  

Thanks for the heads-up.... now I know not to buy this DVD when I go to the desi movie store here. That guy always cons me by selling the crappiest movies! Last time he made me watch Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya!
Grrrrrrrrr

Vikram 4:15 AM, November 18, 2005  

Wow, I checked out the letter and that guy seems to be sincerely apologetic. Hmm...I guess he shouldn't have tried a prank which would send out a different meaning altogether.

And yeah, thanks for the 'bulleted' review of the movie. It makes it so much easier to read :P

Drops Of Jupiter 4:21 AM, November 18, 2005  

To the Prankster- Yeah right, I don't buy your crap about commenting on blogs to encourage Comment Moderation. Seriously, noone's that stupid. You did it because it's funny. And if you didn't, then I don't know what to think anymore.

Virdee- I thought as much that the blog being deleted probably didn't have anything to do with the spammer. But yes, maybe it was hacked into. In any case, the idea of posting comments in the blogger's name itself is catching on furiously. In a way, its quite hilarious. And to be fair, its very easy to catch the bluff in any case.

So maybe we should just chill chill, just chill eh?

Drops Of Jupiter 4:23 AM, November 18, 2005  

And I know I'd feel terrible if something happened to my blog.

Note to Priya- I know some people who contacted Blogger directly to fix this problem and they restored the blog from a back-up database. Did you try this?

virdi 4:47 AM, November 18, 2005  

Viv>> I checked out... The movie is digital I guess... Satyam now has a website where you can book tickets... check this out

Casa>> hahahahahaha... you saw Maine Pyar Kyun KIya??? hehehehe... one of the worst movies of the year...

Vikram>> Yes he looks to be genuine... But the mystery remains... WHERE IS THE LADY'S BLOG??

Jupiter>> Well I guess he has been stupid... and I talked to DonTheCat he says its very difficult to find out how it got deleted (if it has been)...

I would kill the guy, if I come to know he has ever tried hacking into my blog... will throw Setnils on him...

and may be writing to Google might help... I don't know if Priya has tried that...

V..

Drops Of Jupiter 6:19 AM, November 18, 2005  

They did. Dunno if you've visited Pinkisthenewblog, because Blogger fixed his mess real fast.

Casablanca 6:19 AM, November 18, 2005  

one of the worst movies of the year...

NOW you tell me??!! Next time, do movie reviews faster, ya :p

Sayesha 6:58 AM, November 20, 2005  

John Abraham ke baare mein kuch bhi bola na toh....

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