Monday, November 21, 2005

Men are like

Well there have been too many Girl Psychology posts on the blog and I guess it was time when I also posted about MEN. My colleague sent me this mail.

Belive me people, I have seen live examples for every comparision. I have seen one friend of mine irritating a girl so much that she sais DUCK OFF to him on the street. And belive me that friend of mine has not changed. ;-)

  1. Men are like Laxatives, They irritate the shit out of you.
  2. Men are like Bananas, The older they get, the less firm they are.
  3. Men are like Weather, Nothing can be done to change them.
  4. Men are like Blenders, You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
  5. Men are like Chocolate Bars, Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
  6. Men are like Commercials, You can't believe a word they say.
  7. Men are like Department Stores, Their clothes are always half off.
  8. Men are like Government Bonds, They take soooooooo long to mature.
  9. Men are like Mascara, They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
  10. Men are like Popcorn, They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
  11. Men are like Lava Lamps, Fun to look at, but not very bright.
  12. Men are like Parking Spots, All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
We are like this. hehehehe...


priya 1:18 PM, November 21, 2005  

i am first again virdi uncle!!!! :D
MEN are weird!! u forgot tht..!!
god alone knows wat u guys are thinking!!!!


Casablanca 3:53 PM, November 21, 2005  

Men are like Blenders, You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

I take offense to that! There's so much more use a blender can be put to. Cant say the same about men, now can we? ;)

WA 4:22 PM, November 21, 2005  

Men are like Govt bonds is almost true, but these bonds to mature at the set time unlike.... :)

Rays Of Sun 6:13 PM, November 21, 2005  

//Men are like parking spots...//
you have to find the right one:D
And the ones that are taken were all easily available:))

Harshi,  6:47 PM, November 21, 2005  

Virdi, nice post. Would love more info on male psychology :-))

Kroopa Shah (Kr00pz) 7:24 PM, November 21, 2005  

yeah, my friend sent me that one last week...I like #11

Anonymous,  8:22 PM, November 21, 2005  

Oh what a welcome change to see a man accept male bashings..Very enjoyable comparisons...and so true..LOL..Fantastic blog..been enjoying your posts.

virdi 3:59 AM, November 22, 2005  

Priya>> :) yes we are weird... hehehehe...

I AM NOT UNCLE!!! Thrrrrrrrrrbbbbrrrtt...

Casa>> hehehehe... may be you can use a man for washing the car or cleaning the utensiles or making food!!!

have you tried?? ;-)

Angel>> hehehehe... :-)

RaysOfSun>> men are very easy to PATAOFY, you girls do so much natak even if you like some guy... ;-)

I know I know...

Harshi>> sure sure... as Priya said men are weird... so weird things need more explanation, posts coming soon... :-)

Kroopa>> I loved "MEN ARE LIKE CHOCOLATE BARS!!" ;-)

Anon>> I am sometimes get pissed at few things we do... And yes things explained here are very true... I have friends who can be compared to everything here... ;-)


ritzkini 6:00 AM, November 22, 2005  

I think I will express my solidarity with the males by not commenting..atleast not with malicious intent/content..

PS:"DUCK OFF" was bcos we disagreed on a topic..i still stand by my opinion..and yes..that "DUCK OFF" changed my life..

virdi 6:25 AM, November 22, 2005  

Dear All>> so now you all know the girl said DUCK OFF to whom...

Kini>> I better not explain what was topic of discussion that irritated her... name of a restaurant?? community??

beta virdi aaj tu laat khayega... :D


Nan,  7:01 AM, November 22, 2005  

im the colleague who sent it!
*waves at the crowd
yeah finally we get some gyaan on the men for a change!

Arz000n 12:18 PM, November 22, 2005  

Men are like Parking Spots, All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. true :)

I got this as FWD few days back.

A Jane,  6:37 PM, November 22, 2005  

Cool sardar for posting this on your blog :-) But we are still awaiting YOUR (original) post on gyaan with regard to men. So bring it on....

Anonymous,  11:36 AM, November 24, 2005  

sardar..finally a post on men.,. fnally..... good boy...sorry sorry good uncle...virdi uncle virdi uncle...-d-

Camphor 10:09 AM, November 30, 2005  

he he
Parking Lots,
Chocolate Bars

I have found Truth. :P

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