Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Some jokes from a friend

One of my friends sent me these latest jokes and I wanted to share them with everyone. For people who don't understand Hindi it would be a little difficult.
Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada.... Autowala usko uska ghar legayaaur 100 rs liya. Jabki actually, it wouldn't have costed more than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he was not able to see anything. Kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then, raat hote hi,
uski aankh theekh ho gayi and he was able to see everything clearly. WHY?
Kyonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!!
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Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha.
Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ? Gadha: Apple khaane. Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!
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Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with Champi, the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and she rejects him for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu is very sad, so Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see-saw at the garden. Suddenly the see-saw breaks and they burst to a song guess which one....
See-Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr...toot jaata hai....toot jaata hai...toot jaata hai....!!!!!
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The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against the enemies. They had to cross the border to capture the enemy base but no one was able to cross the border and go across fearing death. Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke got up and crossed the border and nothing happened to him, why?? Kyon ki
Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...(from Refugee)
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A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday. What does this friend who receive the gift sing ???
Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai. Umra bhar ka gham (gum) hame inaam diya hai...
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One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs. When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies..
Dhai (2.5) another day...

19 comments:

Deeps 1:42 PM, August 23, 2005  

Pretty bad PJs :-D Heard a few of them before :)

Here's one for you:
A student attends a lecture by a sir and then goes to a restaurant. He orders a paav. When the waiter brings the paav, the student lifts the paav and find "Jannat" written on the plate. Now, what's the name of the Student's Sir?

Sir's name is "Ishq ki chaav" cause Jiske Sir ho Ishq ki chaav, paav ke neeche jannat hogi (from Chaiyaa Chaiyya, Dil Se)

priya 2:24 PM, August 23, 2005  

mommmyyyyyyyyy bhavdeep's making me cry wit his bad bad jokes :-(((( sniff sniff... :p
..p..

Sayesha 5:03 PM, August 23, 2005  

What are you gals talkin' about?? I love the dhai another day!! :D

ritzkini 5:26 PM, August 23, 2005  

it was a horrible set sent by sudeep and u posted it on your blog !!ugggggghhhhhh...
saala mustave been frustu infy chap who made this all up..mite even be sudeep !

virdi 5:41 PM, August 23, 2005  

deeps>> PJs are always painful.. hehehe.. Ishq ki chaav... hehehe..
priya>> what to do?? india se door.. tere se door.. now only bad PJs are my sahara... :-)
Sayesha>> yipeeee u like the PJs.. :-)
Kini>> GTH & TD... yes may be the bihari babu himself..
V..

abhi 7:44 PM, August 23, 2005  

Kya mast cheeez theee yaaar ye to !!!! idhar public tere ko bad joke bolke tamaatar kyun mar rahee hai.mast hai mamu.bott mazaa aya thakur.

Ravi 5:17 AM, August 24, 2005  

Virdi, Nice site. Landed up here from your comments on other blogs. Linked one of your old posts on my blog. Hope you don't mind it. Thanks!

Sahil 5:41 AM, August 24, 2005  

PJ? Does that mean 'poor joke' or 'popat joke' or what?

Sayesha 5:53 AM, August 24, 2005  

Virdi,
Oye I only like the 'dhai another day'! Others are crap!

I get so many PJs from the kids for the magazine... if I started posting them... geez...

Sahil,
Mere blog par toh bada sher bante ho? "I know everything, Sayesha!" Blah blah and all that?

Aur hindustani hokar PJ nahin jaante? Tch tch!

Sahil 9:43 AM, August 24, 2005  

Sayesha,

Arre yaar, PJ ka matlab jaan kar yeh thori na hua ki kohin Hindustani ban jaata hai. Hum kitne Hindustani hai, woh toh aap tabh hi jaanoge jabh hum aap se milenge.

Now back to the question - what's a PJ?

virdi 9:48 AM, August 24, 2005  

abhi>> tu hi hai mera saacha dost who can understand my POOREST OF ALL THE POOR JOKES!!
ravi>> sure mate.. dont ask just put.. make me famous..
sahil>> oye hero welcome back.. where were u?? and PJ mean POOR JOKES!!! there is SJ also SURDAR JOKES!!!
sayesha>> no please dont do that.. dont post your stupid PJs.. and sahil toh aabhi baacha hai nadaan hai uski galti ko maaf kar do..
V..

Sahil 1:29 PM, August 24, 2005  

thanks I got what PJ meant.

And u're calling me a bacha??? hahahahhahaha now THAT'S a joke!

viv,  6:44 AM, August 25, 2005  

Awesome! I love phaltu jokes!

Here's one for you:

There are 2 rajasthani girls (sisters) living in (where else...!) Rajasthan. They are very ambitious and padh likhke they want to become doctors. But bapuji says tumhe doctor banne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai... kyonki maine tum dono ke liye doctor pati chuna hai! And so they get married. Then the next day both their husbands die (how it happened is inconsequential). So being the backward minded people that they are, the girls' relatives decide that they have to jump into the funeral pyre of their husbands (sati). These girls still want to become doctors, so they try to escape. But they are locked up in a room until the day of the funeral.

Then early on the day of the funeral, they some how manage to escape from jail (not literally jail yaar) and covering themselves in shawls, they make their way towards the next town. Just as they are nearing the border, someone spots them and screams out to all the villagers to catch these girls and take them to the funeral. As the girls are running away from them, the villagers start singing. What song so they sing? (Sayesha chup!):










Yeh do sati, hum nahi chodenge... (HAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Sahil 8:03 AM, August 25, 2005  

oh my God! That IS a lame joke - but I actually laughed at it!! what's happening to me?!?!?!?!

viv,  12:06 PM, August 25, 2005  

Yaar itna sara likha hai toh courtesy ke liye toh hass do :P Shaayad it's just that you felt I had put in enough effort that you should atleast pretend to laugh...

Anyway, I heard this at a time when this was like the only hindi song I knew. And now, after posting it, I was like "No way they would have said chodenge in the actual song... it should have been todenge!" :S

Ritz 7:06 AM, August 31, 2005  

:P
virdi, u are beating sri now
how is london:)

Anonymous,  9:01 PM, September 01, 2005  

Hi
First time here,
very PJ Jokes, but Laughed heartily.............
keep blogging
take care
swaps

Rajeev,  8:47 AM, September 25, 2006  

Interesting, some of these phaltu jokes....

Here,s one: A man went to a doctor with a horible toothache...The doctor, after examining him, got the same kind of toothache.....
socho kyun?

coz he had bluetooth.........!

Rajeev

Deepak 8:21 PM, January 12, 2010  

actually i laughed more on the comments of the people than the (jokes??????)

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