Friday, December 23, 2005

The Tag of all Tags

Got tagged here and there. Thought I should finish everything in one go.

ROS :-) AAb uske liye itna toh kar hi sakta hoon. :-) And it was fun.

  • A - Age you got your first Kiss: 1 day. The bloody nurse was full Tharki. I remember she kissing me when no one was around. Bitch Wonly.
  • B - Band listening to right now: Listening to Ozzy Osbourne. For no reason. No I am not Child of Jesus.
  • C- Crush: Crush like how many crushes I had??? Ok...... mmmmmmmmmmmm..... What are you looking at?? I am counting.
  • D- Drink of Choice: Chai Chai Garam Chai. With Ginger and Tulsi. Wakaw!!!
  • E - Easiest person [people]: Excuse me. Nothing is easy on earth. You need to fight for every inch of space in everyone's heart. Right now. Hmmmmm. Don't know. :-)
  • F - Favorite band at the moment: This moment ?? All the time it has to be Pink Floyd.
  • G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?: Shucks. Non.
  • H – Holiday: Goa. Lakshwadweep. Want to spend sometime on the beach. Listen to the waves hitting the land. No I don't want to listen the waves on Marina Beach or Besant Nagar Beach, with people doing Popo and smiling at you.
  • I - Instruments: I can play Tabla very well. And the paint bursh. Ok I know paint bursh is not an instrument but I had to show off that I can paint well.
  • J - Juice: Lime Mint cooler at Nandini Canteen at IIT Madras. Buy 2 get the third free. Cheapu Indians.
  • K-Kids: I love kids, as long as they don't do susu on me and are sleeping.
  • L - Longest car ride ever: Ahhhh. Belgaum to Madras. 900 kms. Drove all the way (ok ok there was also a driver, we shared the drive) But it was 16 hours straight.
  • M - Major: Major bole toh?? Major illness?? Ok I have asthama. And if it is like PG in?? Then Business Administration in Marketing and Systems and IT.
  • N - Nicknames: Chachu, Surd, Surdar, Bauna, Dwarf (5ft 5inches my hight. So the 6 ft 3 inches surdars of punjab used to call me that) . There were few others. No one calls me them anymore.
  • O - One wish: hmmm. I will take a pass on this. There is never one wish. Ok will try. I want to have a car which is more than 2 crores with the parking in my house which is on the East Coast Road, which itself is worth 10 crores. (See this is just one wish)
  • P - Phobia[s]: Homophobia. Phobia of gay guys.
  • Q - Quote: No quote or anything. Just simple funda. Don't hurt anyone knowingly.
  • R - Reason to smile: Happiness. I want to die happy.
  • S - Song you sang last: Tum se milke dil ka hai jo haal kya kahen. Ho gaya hai aisa yeh kamaal kya kahen. (From the Movie Main Hoon Na)
  • T - Time you woke up [today]: 8.30 AM.
  • U - Unknown fact about me: Hmmmm. My funde in Financial Management is zero. Give me money I can spend it. Don't ask me after giving it "Ok Bhavdeep now how do you want to spend this money??"
  • V - Vegetable you hate: All vegetables. I like chicken. :-) Infact if you make something and say this is chicken I will eat it. If you say this is Chicken floured Pumpkin I will finish it in 2 minutes.
  • W - Worst thing to have happened to you: The doctor in the operation theater during my Apendicitomis operation saying, "Now you will sleep. If you don't wake up it means you are dead!" I fainted not because of the Anesthesia but because of what he said.
  • X-rays you've had: Upper body.
  • Y - Yummy food: Chickeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
  • Z - Zodiac sign: Saggitarius. I don't belive in this Sun Signs crapo.

Rohit tagged me. I have to show off how tallented I am with poetry. 55 words and some poetry. Ok I am trying. I am bad with this poetry and all that. Poem ka naam hai "Kaun Banega Crorepati"

In the pub I saw KBC. Not a soul went to pee.

They gave away 2 crore. The whole India heard a huge roar.

Bachchan always gave funda. But for me it was a big aanda.

I always wanted to take part. The phone never allowed me to start.

Don't know who will be crorepati. All I know is one day I will be kisika pati.

Phew the poem is over. I crossed 55 word count. And I am horrible at it. Horrendous. Worst. Makes no sense. There is no connection in either of the lines. I am laughing at myself. Ok Rohit. Next time I will tag you with something on linera algebra, qualtitative analysis and calculus and will make you solve it. Laugh Laugh. Bleedy Idiot.

Ok now I is the shut up!!!! Anyone who wants to do this tag thing is welcome. :-)

V..

36 comments:

Vikram 9:45 AM, December 24, 2005  

// All the time it has to be Pink Floyd.

Yo man!! Right on!! and Fight on! :D

Sayesha 9:53 AM, December 24, 2005  

HAHAHA! :D

Popo, you rock! :D

shobs,  9:59 AM, December 24, 2005  

:)homophobia??? lol!!!

virdi 10:18 AM, December 24, 2005  

Vikram>> oye hero... Pink Floyd is GOD!!! and I am just a messenger of GOD!!! I speard love and dope and vodka and thoughts of life!!!

Sayesha>> I am rock??? Patthar?? hehehehe... thanks thanks... :-)

Shobz>> Saabse Pehle... Hiiiiiiiii !!! I am always like, "Helo Mr. Kumar, I know we are very good friends but would appriciate if you stand atleast 2 feet away from me!! Thanks"

V..

Anonymous,  11:49 AM, December 24, 2005  

Nice poem ;)

Raj 11:55 AM, December 24, 2005  

I like your peom. Atleast it rhymed.
Maine to kitni baar try kiya lekin rhyme nahin kar paaya.
Now, i've given up on it.

Nan,  2:38 PM, December 24, 2005  

u left out one very important nickname!!!!

Sayesha 3:45 PM, December 24, 2005  

Oye paththar ke sanam,
Teri poem bahut sahi thi yaar! :D

virdi 5:46 PM, December 24, 2005  

Anon>> First thing first.... Please put some name... I hate calling people Anon.. Because you are not Anon... Right?? :-) Any name... Even Virdi is fine... Oh and thanks but the peom sucked big time (I think)... :-(

Raj>> Ahh here is someone who has given good feedback... It is just rhyming... Making no sense... :-) Thanks man... :-)

Nan>> OK OK OK... You call me Beach Goat... Ok people my another nickname is "Beach-Goat" given by Nan... :-)

Sayesha>> Sachi??? Poem was good?? Toh fir yeh lo Jalebi!!! Wah wah wah.... Today I had Jalebi... It was garam garam and crispy... Maza Aa gaya... Wakaw!!!

V..

American Pi 5:47 PM, December 24, 2005  

Brilliant post! LOL. Especially liked V and W......
"if you dont wake up it means you are dead"

ha ha ha ha.... u shud have whacked the doctor there!

virdi 5:51 PM, December 24, 2005  

AmericaPi>> I was like "What the duck is he saying??" Wanted to slap him... But "SandMan Cometh"... :-) Bach gaya woh!!! After the operation I asked everyone, "Where is the doctor who gave me the anesthesia??" No one had any idea. I guess someone gave him an overdose of anesthesia. ;-)
V..

Rohit Talwar 6:18 PM, December 24, 2005  

oye yaar teri poem kya mast hai man.. telephone problem big time!!

awesome!! talented huh!!

Rohit Talwar 6:25 PM, December 24, 2005  

one of your nicks is SURDAR?! ha!! =D

Rays Of Sun 1:42 AM, December 25, 2005  

Oye You forgot the name "popo" in your nicks:D
Loz@nurse kissing you:D
You have a great memory:))

Hohohoho at homophobia:)))
Cho chweet, Virdi:)
Maza aa gaya:)
U get one hug as Christmas present:D

American Pi 3:43 AM, December 25, 2005  

dude, I saw Bluffmaster. what a classy movie...!!!

virdi 6:22 AM, December 25, 2005  

Rohit>> Arre seriously... I trtied calling them and they were always like "Is route ki sabhi lines vyast hain, kripya thodi der baad dial karein"

and whats the problem with Surdar??? its stud name man... Even Vallabh Bhai Patel was called Surdar... Wow what a comparison... :-)

ROS>> Ok another nick is POPO... happy?? and that bleedy nurse kissed me... and yes I have nothing aganst the gays but please stay away from me... you live your life I live my life... don't don't don't touch me... simple funda...

AmericanPI>> Yo man... sexy movie hai... I saw it again on Wednesday... :-)

"The whole thing is that ki bhaiya saab se bada Rupaiyah."

"Aachi line hai likh leta hoon"

"Hello Tina. Do crore leke Maratha Mandri aa jao. Kyun? Aachi film hai, parde pe paise udane hai"

"Preeti Zinta Bengali nahi hai?? Par lagti toh ekdum rosogulla ki tarah hai"

"Main maachli nahi magarmach hoon magarmach"


Sexy movie man. One liners were awesome.

V..

Sayesha 6:51 AM, December 25, 2005  

You mentioned all the nicks, but not the one I gave you!!!!!!!!

"Sexy voice"

Jao baat nahin karna! Hmmmph! :(

a jane,  7:54 AM, December 25, 2005  

Oye Praaji(there's another nickname u forgot :P)...it seems we should give you new nickname...Amnesiac Surd...hehehehe....

And Sayesha, not to burst yr bubble or anything about the 'sexy voice' fantasy, but i am sure ki surd had a nasty cold that morning, hehehehehe....

ok ok, ab ek female sardar and aur ek male gang leader mere peeche rassi aur paththar leke bhaag aa rahe hai...i must rush off .. ;-D

Rohit Talwar 5:01 PM, December 25, 2005  

arrreee.... tu bhi na yaar.. comparison!

by the way.. dont remind me of algebra n analysis.. Grrr...

virdi 2:19 AM, December 26, 2005  

Sayesha>> sexy voice?? hehehehehe... ok ok... woh toh aapna style hai... ;-)

AJane>> you are dead as a dodo... and before you get extinct make sure you hand over all your money to me...

Electic>> oh that nurse was a Tharki Boodhi

Rohit>> Algebra Analysis Algebra Analysis Algebra Analysis Algebra Analysis Algebra Analysis Algebra Analysis

"the tune of Karz is playing in the back ground. and you are playing guitar"

Kuch Kuch yaad aa raha hai... Ting Ting Ting... Then suddenly you say, "Mujhe saab yaad aa gaya. Main Monty nahi Ravi hoon Ravi... Bring me my Linera Algebra books... "

V..

ritzkini 5:48 AM, December 26, 2005  

@all
/*P - Phobia[s]: Homophobia. Phobia of gay guys.*/
I know something you dont know...
I know something you dont know...
=))

PS:ok..ok..sorry..sorry..it was a traumatic experience for you..wont tell anybody that a guy made a pass at you...
ok ??
=))

shobs,  7:29 AM, December 26, 2005  

ok let me also make my claim of nick i gave u. i call u bhavdeep wht abt that???

American Pi 9:02 AM, December 26, 2005  

Arre virdi - tequila waala firang made a pass at you?

virdi 9:13 AM, December 26, 2005  

Kini>> you are an a$$h@le...

Shobz>> hehehehe... no re thats not my nick... some old aunty gave me this stupid name... when i was few months old... stupid fat aunts...

AmericanPi>> No not to me but to Kini... He touched Kini's bum, infact Kini felt good when he squeezed it... I saw that...

He was so impressed with Kini's physique that he gave us the drinks free... ;-)

I was pretty far from him... Kini was chipak chipak ke very near to him...

V..

American Pi 10:49 PM, December 26, 2005  

Virdi

Great that you have kini saving you - he can divert all the unwanted male attention from you.

You can do your bit for him, and divert all the female attention from him.

Win Win.

ritzkini 5:57 AM, December 27, 2005  

@Surd
/*He touched Kini's bum, infact Kini felt good when he squeezed it*/
hmm..the truth..the whole truth..so help you God...
forgive them for they know not what they do..
=))
don't be self-conscious,be comfortable with your sexuality...kitni baar bola hai tujhe..forget it..
:)

@AmericanPi
Well said..100 goldsmith hits,one blacksmith hit..
:)

Hobbit,  8:09 AM, December 27, 2005  

Hmmm..your nickname!! :-)

Kini Love, I ADORE how subtle you are with Surd's secrets!!! :-)

ritzkini 9:15 AM, December 27, 2005  

@saami
=))
yeah..you can only be as subtle with the truth...
I believe he shld come out of the closet..what say you ?
You dont need him anyways,with me around...on the other hand,i mite gain...
(emphasis on the "mite")

PS:You back ??!! again,didnt keep me informed..
:(
bad saami,po!! pesadhe po !

Hobbit,  9:32 AM, December 27, 2005  

Awww Kini, dont be mad at me!! You know i cant handle it if you are mad at me!! :-) Btw, Gurl feeling ill so she informed me she's going home..take care of her!

Btw, Gurl I went to Mocha..this KICKS ASS of ANY CCD in history!! :-) just too damn awesome! the Menu, the ambience, the decor.. I could just go on and on!! Instead I will shut up and dream of a fresh, hot, BMT panini!

ritzkini 10:42 AM, December 27, 2005  

@saami
yeah...gurl sleeping..alone..i think..make that "i hope" !
:)
will take care of her,dont worry...
*still unsure who amongst the 2 "hers"*
=))

Hobbit,  10:53 AM, December 27, 2005  

The Gurl is always our Pal Surdie!!! Therefore, every she, her, hers, refers to Surd wonly! Confusion cleared?? :-)

Sreejith Kumar 11:09 AM, December 27, 2005  

Doctors with humour sense are good. Was it really a joke what the doctor told you in the theatre?

Arz000n 12:10 PM, December 27, 2005  

Now tht ABCD....is done...lets start with Ka-Kha-Ga-gha.....

:))

Kidding...nice to know A-Z about you Virdee...


Greetz!!

Hobbit,  4:51 AM, December 28, 2005  

Kini Love! Where art thou??? :-) missing thou!

ritzkini 6:10 AM, December 28, 2005  

Kini's disappeared !he's incensed at your ways and methods!! This' his avataar speaking !
Thou shalt do praayaschitam for having irritated ur daivam-vettukaarar !
He will return after you complete it..choose what you would like to do as praayaschitam,kanya !
and i donot mean some stupid stuff like penance,etc !
think imaginative,creative,kinky wokay !
=))

PS:
Surd not well..feelin' damn tired he says..
:(
not coming in to office today either..
wonder what he did..to feel tired..
plz do call and irritate/wake him up !
=))

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