Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Valentine's Day Gift

Well aaj kal Internet ka zamaana hai so I thought why not dedicate a Valentine's Day post as gift for my wife ;)

1. Random Item relocation
When I wanted to shift some stuff from my wardrobe to the suitcase it was done as she wanted. It looks very organised but if I want to find something I need to ask her. "where is my blue check shirt and the tie?" she " it is in the grey suitcase and in the left side, below your sweater" now is she hiding things from me or she is organising them so that I can find it easily?

2. She’s Late for Everything
Well not everything but she is sometimes late. If being on time is what I like then being relaxed, then taking it easy is what she likes. She isn't late for movies but late for my hockey matches, parties, grocery shopping, clothes shopping, & other normal stuff.
These days she asks me 24 hours before, "What time are we leaving home? Tell me the exact time, I dont want you to put pressure on myself in the last moment" & the new strategy is "you get ready 2 hrs before schedule and that adds pressure, so get ready on time & not early !!" can't argue to this!

3. The Amount of Stuff She Has In Her Bag
Face wash, hand wash, cream for face, cream for lips, cream for hands, etc.... Then hair brush, make up touch up kit (no it's not a make up kit), perfume, Keys (millions of them), office entrance card..
Me "hey can you please keep my wallet in your bag?"
She "sorry I have space only to keep my hair straightener, cant keep your wallet!"

4. She’s Always Attached to Her iPhone
I have no comments please see the video.

video

Having 30 games on an iPhone may be addictive but she might have very strong wrists very soon.

5. Perfect Memory (Selective)
  • I still remember what you did in the summer of 2004.
  • You were not nice to me when we were living in that house.
  • Think of how you treated me in 2006.
  • Remember how you treated me in front of my friends?

6. All Things Technical Are Unimportant

INSTANCE1
  • She "so this is your new hockey bat?"
  • Me "it's not a bat but a hockey stick"
  • She "OK Mr. Perfect whatever, hockey stick, how much did it cost?"
  • Me "£150"
  • She "WHAT??? to hit the ball with a stick on the ground you spent £150?"
  • Me "it's a grays 6000 stick, one of the best in the world, got a nice bow, helps me in putting in aerial balls"
  • She "don't give me technical terms! I can't believe it cost that much"
  • Me "GULP!!!"

INSTANCE 2
  • She "the brakes on my bike don't work"
  • Me "they r disc brakes and they need to be replaced with normal brakes"
  • She "no need to get too technical, please make my brakes work"
  • Me "need to find what is the size of your wheels, then remove your old brakes, find if there is some space to attach the new brakes and then I can say that your bike's brakes are fixed"
  • she "I can never rely on you to do my stuff. you wont even make my bike's brakes work"
  • me "forget the brakes, buy a new bike !"
  • she "disc brakes one or a normal brakes one?"
  • me "GULP !!! GULP !!!"

Well all said and done. she makes my heart beat (and sometimes even skip a beat), she is the best cook, she cracks the best jokes, she is a good athlete, she is good swimmer & she is my wife.

3 comments:

Tej 3:10 PM, February 03, 2010  

hahahaha mere sher. dont worry. woh kehte hain naa chand mein bhi daag hotta hai. ignore small things and look at bigger pic. now u probably be thinking what is the bigger pic. dont worry i m thinking same...

trupti,  5:50 PM, February 04, 2010  

:)) though all of what you've written is true, the meaning is different really :P

Tejinder, no pancakes for you next time!

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