Babul Sucks, Indian Hockey Federation Sucks Even More

We watched Babul on Saturday night. Its about widow remarriage.
Salman Khan dies, wife Rani Mukherjee becomes sad, she has a friend and the friend is asked to marry her by Rani's father in law.
Review
  • After watching Babul, Mujhe mere Babul ki yaad aa gayi. I started crying, "Papa Papa, please take me out of this movie theater. "
  • John Abraham needs a mask. He is expressionless. He needs a director who says, "John please close your mouth when you are not saying any dialog" His mouth was always open.
  • My view on John, "John start learning dance. John close your mouth. John cut your hair. John close your mouth. John stop doing movies and walk the ramp. John will you close your mouth now??"
  • Story writer needs to be creative and has to be sent to 5th Grade first. He should be asked to write an essay on "MY FAVOURTITE ANIMAL". He literally seems to be living in 1980s and has written a movie which is in Rishi Kapooor and Jitender era.
  • Very poor direction. Salman Khan is shaking himself and director doesnt even notice that. After watching a flawless direction in movies like, DON and Omkara, I was getting irritated.
  • Someone please tell Amitabh Bachchan should stop acting in crappy movies. He has enough money now. His son is acting well and is earning well too.
  • Salman Khan was so horrible that director didnt know what to do with him. He put a oxygen mask on his face and killed him.
  • The father-in-law wanted his daughter-in-law to remarry so he forces the friend-of-daugher-in-law to marry her. The friend sings songs about the female even after 5 years of staying away from her. He sings hindi songs in Europe though. Poor friend. Poor europeans.
  • The dialogs which Salman Khan says in 1st half, are repeated by John Abraham in second half. The movie looks so faltu.
  • Rani Mukherjee needs a fashion designer.
  • Amitabh Bachchan needs rest.
  • Plus points of the movie. Cool Audi Car, Cool Merc Car and Hema Malini. All three look beautiful.

No need to see Babul.

Indians drew their final match in field hockey competitions in Asian Games. It means that they are not playing the semifinals. It means we are not in top four teams in Asia anymore. It means someone is not taking up the responcibility and saying, "WE NEED TO CHANGE THE STRUCTURE OF INDIAN HOCKEY!!" It means I am going to protest against KPS Gill when PHL starts in Chennai. Anyone who wants to join me please mail me. I am dead serious.

One minute silence on the death of Indian Hockey.

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20 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! lage raho praaji! ossum review and heppy budday once yeggain :-)

JM said...

count me in mate...

Anonymous said...

abe sachhi it sucked... theatre mein i was happily exploring my new cell fone without even lookin at the screen man! it was THAT bad lolzzz

hey jane, the movie sucked so bad, i feel very very sad about not watching bigg boss that nite cuz we went for the movie; anupama-aryan anyday than boring baabul trust me...

Sayesha said...

Hahahahahaha! Watta review! Maza aa gaya padhke! :D

Virdi said...

Jane>>> Yaar you people should also guide us which movie to watch and which movie give a miss... you are so busy with BiggBoss and Pepsi that you have no time for friends...

Jay>> Well if you are serious then we need to find more like hearted people.. We rather discuss this on email... I will mail you or even call you..

Biwi>> Yaar BiggBoss ki yaad mat dilao... Aryan kya bada idiot hai yaar... He is one faltu insaan and paltu janwar... Worsht Bugger wonly... And movie was even worse... Shukar hai you said, "yes lets go" main pakk gaya tha... Some movie review guys said, "John wasnt even asked if he wanted to marry rani Mukherjee. She was shoved down his throat!!!" hahahahaha

Sayesha>> Pls dont see the movie yaar... and your pakistan photos are too cool yaar... :-)

Praveen R. said...

Babul is that crap which premiered in KLCC for the awards..mom and dad was supposed to go for the premiere..thk god they didn't..

When exactly are they gonna stop taking crappy stories..and when exactly is Salman Khan gonna stop acting??

Naresh said...

Oye Sardar....
I want to join you in the protest against that moron Gill. Please add my name on your poster.

JM said...

scrap me anytime mate... anything for the love of sport!!!

JM said...

scrap me anytime mate... anything for the love of sport!!!

JM said...

sure mate... scrap me anytime... anything for the love of sports!!!

JM said...

Sure mate... Scrap me anytime... anything for the love of the sport!!!

JM said...

Sure mate... Scrap me anytime... anything for the love of the sport!!!

JM said...

sorry virdi... some prob wth the comp... oops i didnt to mean to psot thrice!!!

Virdi said...

Praveen>> Thank god they didnt go... Lucky parents...

When did Salman Khan ever act yaar??? oh yes he did in the Rajasthan High Court, when he said "i didnt want to kill the black buck. I was shooting at the shooting star and the black buck came right in front of the rifle barrel"

Nalla>> Haan yaar... we have to protest... Atleast make the IHF understand that even the people love the sport they have ruined...

Jay>> Hey Hey Hey.. I think there is some problem with your comp... I think there is some problem with your comp... I think there is some problem with your comp...

hehehehehe... just making fun of the comp... ;-) it happens sometimes when the server is slooooooooooooooowwwwwwww...

Yes man we need to protest... atleast make IHF understand that people are watching the shit they have speard across the hockey field...

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Basanti said...

ROFL!! I had the privilege to watch the movie too on saturday and must say my thoughts are not very different from yours..

check it out here

http://chaldhanno.blogspot.com/2006/12/baa-bull.html

Virdi said...

hehehehe... jane just now asked me to read...

i would say... wise men think alike or as dad says, fools seldom defer...

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Virdi said...

if you watch the full movie we wwill give you "ek inaam"

the "inaam" will be CDs of "The Great Indian comedy show- Ha Ha Ha"

V..

Anonymous said...

hahahha..wat a review!!
tooo guud!
and waise i never expect anything much from salman..and wat u said abt AB shud stop actin in crappy movies..i so v much agree with u :))
but john is good :):)

Virdi said...

That is you >> Firsly very original name, I say what !!

Secondly, AB should hang his boots before people hang him...

And finally, Salman Khan should be behind bars, for giving pain to the fans and the Black Bucks...

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dRoZzY!!! said...

kps gill sucks man...
he has frikkin raped the game
s.o.b has to go.
fuck mani shanker aiyer.... i am the motherfukkin taxpayer of this country and i will decide who rules ihf.
my grandfather should become the chief now.
i have a similar post
i want you there dude
really thinking of starting it off in delhi

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