Himesh Reshammiya Sucks !!!

I dont know how many of you have heard songs of Himesh Reshammiya. But for your information he won the Filmfare Award in 2005 for Best Male Playback Singer (for the title song of Aashiq Banaya Aapne), becoming the first music director to do so.

The question is not "How did he achieve it??" but the question is "Why did he start singing?" He is such a horrible singer that you can't tolerate even one of his numbers and better not talk about the number of songs he sings today. He is as horrible a singer as Anna Kornikova is in Tennis.

He is a curse on humanity and on the music industry. Today while flicking through channels I saw Himesh Reshammiya singing on Channel V; I change to M Tv, I find him singing there, change to Set Max he is there too, believe me he everywhere. Its like a deadly virus which reprodices it self the more you try to stop it from spreading. And to have the cherry on top of the icing, his songs were playing on ETC Punjabi also. Surdars also listen to Himesh Reshammiya??? Holy Crap!!! I thought the desi fake accent singers from UK and Canada were bad but he is worse and what was he doing on ETC Punjabi???

About his style of singing well no one can copy him, he is that bad. He does some "Ooooooooooo" and then the horrible noise from the nose. Remember Nitin Mukesh??? No one does, well this Reshammiya is worse than him.

I am just frustrated after listing to so much of Himesh Reshammiya on TV. The gorrilas and buffalos are mating on National Geographic and yes I am not changing the channel. I think this is million times more interesting than listening to the stupid music director turned singer.

Himesh Reshamiya Before

Himesh Reshammiya After


He looks horribly GAY and thats why he has put up this beard I guess.

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46 comments:

Neha Sinha said...

haha..kon si dushmani hai us reshamiyaa se.... i don like his songs as well!

kal India Vs england match hai....that rocks! :D

*~mad munky~* said...

hehehe....ah, dear...no one quite does nasal-singing like our himesh..

:o)

Pi said...

oye virdi, kya ho gaya? Did Mr. reshammiya do something to you?

bahut ghussa hai us par?

i didnt even know that dude was around. I thought he was a one-hit wonder.

Pallavi said...

Well excellent job on condemning the obvious..:)). Never heard him though but now I will not..never. I guess he belongs to one of those "Kumar Sanu" category!!!

t said...

me fursht again??!!! wow!!! yaar pata nahi chalta kabhi, cuz wot if someone has commented n u r yet to publish it?? but wotever, trupti scores the first goal again!!!!


abe himesh seriously sucks yaar!!! please!!! but u hv no clue how popular he is in bombay... like boys use his songs to patao girls n all yaar!!! :O :O *trupti wails* nahiiiiiiiii kehdo ki yeh jhoot hai!!!

kno wot, he reminds of mika, woh daaler mehndi ka bhai... *in nasal voice* saawan mein lag gayi aag ke dil mera haaannnnnyeee* hehe woh bhi ek sample tha na?? lolz :))

Shobana said...

quit bad-mouthing others surd!
itna frustration?
hey how was weekend? had fun?

t said...

//He looks horribly GAY and thats why he has put up this beard I guess.

sacchi yaar...
wots with the cap?
wots with tht troubled expression on his face?
wots with those round neck tees man??
wots with that look in his eyes yaar??
wots with his damned voice?? BAD BAD BAD BAD

*trupti thinking* abe wots wit u trupti? y u lookin at himesh' foto so closelyyyy??
yeh to virdi ka kaam hai :P

Anonymous said...

lol...praaji...i totally agree with you (for once :P..j/k). this man irritates the living daylights outta me also. ayyyo rama!!!! you think his singing and videos are annoying, u shdve seen him as a judge on saregama....hey bhagwan...felt like giving him MTV's one tite slap! insufferable is not the word...grrrrr....

Somya said...

I agree....he's made my life hell bcoz I have this bad habit of surfing thru all the music channels...but wherever I go...I find him crooning tera tera suroooooor...he was ok as a music director I don't know what made him turn towards singing...I think we shud request censor board to ban him on the grounds of serious threat to peace of mind.:)

The Girl Who Sold The World said...

I got this SMS the other day.
OoOoOoOoOo. Guess what's this?
Himesh Reshamiyya's songs' beginning.
LOL!!! I so hate this man...wonder who the hell gives him this work of "singing"? MTV plays that "Jhoom-jhoom" song atleast a bazillion times each day. AAARGH!

LovingAndLosing said...

I think his voice suited the ABA title track!!! That song was hatke because of his voice. But I don't think I want to be hearing ALL songs in his voice. He should probably voice only for Emraan Hashmi. But, then again, when our music industry crowns Anu Malik year after year for just copying songs, I'm not surprised that Reshammiya is getting so much attention. At least, to his credit, his voice is his own; not to mention, original ;)

Sayesha said...

Errr... I really like Aashiq banaya aapne and Aapki kashish (I think he really sounds sexy when he sings 'Gum hua hosh hai')... and I kinda find him cute too... :O

*Sash runs away after the confession*

Virdi said...

Neha>> Arre allah, usko hum logon se kaun si dushmani hai?? why does he sing at the first place??

Magic Monkey>>He makes full use of his noce... B.T.W good foto.. :-) I likes thats...

American Pi>> He was one hit wonder but believe me he thinks he is not less that the Pink Flod and Metalicca Lead singers put together... He thinks he is James Hetfield ka baap... Abe he is torture...

Pallavi>> He belongs to no category... He is unique... The nazis might love him if they have to torture the Jews... and I believe if Martians attack again and this time they will listen to Himesh reshammiya and they brains wil burst...

Trupsster>> sorry medem... not furst because of comment moderation se pata nahi chalta... But you have the most number of comments... ;-) 2 infact...

like boys use his songs to patao girls n all yaar!!!

What???? Are you serious??? I mean did a girl ever get pataofied??? I don't think so...

Jade>> Sorry not bad mouthing everyone but just people who deserve... Weekend was good... why??

Trupsster>>

yeh to virdi ka kaam hai :P

Abe I am not gay!!! Told you a grizillion times...

Somya>> This is obviously why we all hate him>>> I find him crooning tera tera suroooooor... Khi Khi Khi Khi

The Girl>> hahahahahaha... good one... Abe on M Tv he sings all day...

Miss V>> Well everything which is original might not be good always... Righto??? ;-)

Sayesha>> Cute??? You like his voice??? Hmmmm... Yeh Kya Ho Raha hai???

Kusum Rohra said...

Aare virdi maine to kaal bhi comment kiya tha, patta nahi woh kahan gaya *wondering* anyways, i had written that i realised i must hve done some heavy duty paap i my previous birth as my brother has turned out to be one of the many tone deaf moronic fans of his :0

verbaltorture said...

Awwwwwww !!!!
Here's my unwavering support. Himesh just sux - pre-beard and post-beard !

And instead of changing channels(which, like you, I've discovered to be totally futile - bcz the guy seems to be braying everywhere), I just press the mute button. And wait.
Someone once told me that you gotta count till 100 when you get really angry !

Kusum Rohra said...

@vikram: even i can't pronounce his last name to call him RAKASURA

R said...

I hate, hate, hate this guy's music. Infact, it's not music. I wonder how he sells. But then, when our people can buy Altaf Raja, so can he work.

What's with everyone's taste in 'music'! Damn!

Sayesha said...

#Kusum,
I like your brother already. Please tell me he is tall, rich, handsome and in his late 20s? *fingers crossed* :D

ritzkini said...

I think himmesh reshammiya raaaaccckksss macha ! I think his month-old beard raaacccksss too !
I think he sings super-coool...
that "oooooohhoooooo.." at the beginning of every single track..with the mike in his throat..mind-blowing hai yaar !!
tchee..tchee...how could you say all the stuff that you did abt him above!?
:(
i am heart-broken now..
oh,did i mention ? i also think that you are the coolest dood to ever set foot on this planet !?
Absolutely !
:))))

Rays Of Sun said...

Itna bhi boora nahi hai re uska awaaz:O
Maana Gayish dikhta hai///lekin this was the first time I saw him:P

Kusum Rohra said...

@sayesha: Er... er sayesh yaar, he is tall 5'11, he is rich courtesy (Me and my Dad) and I am not joking he is really handsome but he is 16 yrs.

But don't loose heart yaar, don't you know its alright to fall for younger men, men don't grow anyways :)

You know almost all my friends keep saying "kaash ye thora bada hota main issko bhagake le jaati" heheh

Yeh read karke dekh:

http://kusumrohra.blogspot.com/2006/01/pyaar-ke-dushman.html#links

Jagan said...

and the thing is all his songs sound the same .

Nirwa Mehta said...

Luckily, I don't suffer from Himeshitis! :)

Whenever I hear him, I want to be a mad doctor on rampage and run and chop off his vocal chords.. sigh.. why do some people even try their hands at singing..

Nice post!

Nirwa

Raju Bathija said...

Wow what a post. I am among those who hate Himesh Reshamiya's singing. I fear they may give him the national award for the best singer! The day he decides to stop singing will be the most beautiful day of all.

Anonymous said...

ok listen...first of all you shudnt be posting insults or inappopraite comments about any singer or anyone on the internet...what if someone writes that about you?!?!...n yehh saying Himesh sucks! i don't think so!! IF h really sucks then why r ppl going scrazy after himi havea freind that loves him OFFF!! why does he sing songs in so many movies? why do music companies release hiz cassettes and cd's?...If he reali sucks than why is he a singer with a a crzy voice?.. i realy dont think that he sucks infact i love him! n if you hav some rude comments about him then perhapes you shud keep to ur self! it seemz more better instead of putting up a web page on the internet!

Anonymous said...

and yehh you talkin about his appearance?!?! dude i bet he lookz way better than u! doesnt matter how he looks he sings better! u probably sing lik FATTEYE DHOL!! have you ever heard of a mirror?? yehh i bet you have and wen you looked in that it shatterd into tiny peices!

Anonymous said...

areeeee yaro.. he is crazy man.. and oo bhaggu his look like a freak

Anonymous said...

I LIKE SO MUCH THIS MEN I THINK HIS SO CUTE YOU PEOPLE SUCK ES TAN LINDO Y SEXY Y CANTA BIEN BONITO

Anonymous said...

CUTE HIMESH AND SEXY

Anonymous said...

himesh sucks ya. he sigs in evey channel. i wont be surprised if i see him cartoon network singing.. SOMEBODY STOP HIM PLEASE.

Anonymous said...

i hate himesh as 1 o my friend likes him. himesh is 1 of the reason of misunderstanding between us. i hate his voice. he is arrogant. most i hate is his stationary looks. same cap, same dress. even same style. each and every thing is stationary. he shows pseudoemotions.

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Anonymous said...

y is everyone against him? we in the uk reckon he is a top quality singer, he's got good songs and a unique and original voice. So much better that the shit india offers nowadays!!!!!!!!!!!
leave him alone!!!!!!!!!
keep doin ur thng himmesh!!!!

Anonymous said...

अपुन तो भाई किशोर और रफी के गाणे सुणा करता था. सुईचा करता था कि साला कुई इणसे बेहतर सिंगर हुई नई सकता. पर कसम बाबा लंगोट वाले दी जबसे अपुन ने इस हिमेश भाई के गाणे सुने हैं, हमणे तो बाकी के सारे गाणे सुनने बंद कर दिये हैं. हिमेश भाई तो भमाकेदार गाता है - जैसा कि आप सब लोग अंगरेजी में कहें - Himesh rocks!! अब आप सब लोग ही बताओ आज कल कौन गाणा वाणा जाने है - सभी गदहों में हिमेश ही सबसे उमदा है. अब आप सब चाहे बुरा मणों या भला.

चौधरी (महिन्दरगढ़ से)

Anonymous said...

I agree, his singing is a disaster ...but as a composer he's not bad

Unknown said...

HI GUYS THERE R VERY FEW HINDI SONGS THAT I LISTEN TO . . . I MOSTLY LIKE JAGJIT SINGH AND SOME OF KUMAR SANU IN HINDI AND IM A BIG FAN OF GEORGE MICHAEL , TUPAC AND LINKIN PARK . . .BUT SINCE I LISTENED TO AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE I REALLY STARTED LIKING THE VOICE OF HIMESH RESHAMIYA. . I DONT KNOW WHY THE MEDIA AND U GUYS ARE AFTER THIS POOR FELLOW. . . ACTUALLY YOU PEOPLE CANT STAND A DECENT CELEBRITY. . . IF A MACHO MAN RUN'S OVER PEOPLE AND KILLS ANIMALS AND A PERSON KEEPS GUNS IN HIS PLACE AND IS CONVICTED UNDER THE LAW YOU GUYS SHOW ALL THE TANTRUM AND IF A SINGER IS GOOD , DECENT AND ABOVE ALL A GOOD HUMAN BEING YOU GUYS DONT LIKE HIM . . WHETHER HE SINGS THROUGH THE NOSE OR THROUGH THE EARS IT DOESNT MATTER AS LONG AS PEOPLE OVER THE WORLD LIKE HIM AND HIS VOICE AND AS LONG AS HE KEEPS DELIVIRING GOOD MUSIC. . . DONT TRY TO IMPRESS PEOPLE BY PROVING URSELF TO BE DIFFERENT FROM THE CROWD AND COMDENING PEOPLE JUST TO PROVE YOURSELF TO TO DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE BUT TRY TO CHANGE THIS ATTITUDE AND IF SOMEONE HAS A GOD GIFT OR IS GOOD IN A PARTICULAR ART THEN TRY TO BOOST HIS MORAL. . " ONE MORE THING GUYS IF YOU CANT WRITE ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT SOMEONE THEN YOU DONT HAVE ANY RIGHT TO WRITE ANYTHING BAD ABOUT HIM "

Anonymous said...

he sucks, BIG TIME!!! NO singing quality whatsoever!! his voice could be used in some special situations, but a mainstream singer?????? have all the other singers in India died?? his singing is as pleasant as hitting your head into the wall!!!

Anonymous said...

I hate him soooooo much...Gets on my nerves!!! Especially what he does on Sa Re Ga MA....who the hell has given him the right to talk so authoritatively??? He ridicules the contestants so much.

Anonymous said...

I think you need to have a look at Himesh Reshammiya Fan club at Besharmiya.com

Anonymous said...

HR is superbad! A cows moooo.. is better then his singing. He doesnt know the ABC.. of singing! Very very arrogant person and doesnt deserve to be in the music industry. If i had one wish left I would beat his brains out!!

Anonymous said...

aneek..you can now show ur middle finger to himesh without fear!!

Anonymous said...

well... couldn't we use him for some other purposes like pest control?
maybe we could use him in times of locust attacks...
or... he might have been employed already...
he could have been responsible for the miseries of all those torture victims in the guantanamo bay..

who knows?

Οrigin Hellania said...

i don't know why here so bad comments about Himesh
i think all here are so jealous of him please ok?
am not indian an am from far way too
first from all he is great composer about his voice now.... if you can find a voice like his voice all of you are crazy.....Himesh is great one and first from all he is very sweet person ans shy person
.....
ok?

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