When we were kids, there were these fat fat aunties, who used to come and pull our cheeks and ask, "Beta what do you want to become? " And they always got confused with my answers. Ok few of the things I wanted to become:
- Postman: They used to get big boxes of diwali mithai. And mom was always like "No, don't have Too much mithai. Indigestion ho jayega. You will spoil your teeth."
- Bus Conductor: He had all the coins in the world. And we used to get those 25 paise or 50 paise for buying candy and toffee. So I guess I always wanted his small bag full of coins.
- Teacher: They used to use th red pen and show off thier power. Also they used to get cards on Teacher's Day, New Years, Republic Day, Independence Day. And also I wanted to wack few people in the class. So wanted to be teacher.
- The chief guest in a function: We used to sweat in front of this guy in school and this guy used to sip juice or tea sitting on the sofa. I used to feel really jealous of this guy. Thought "One day I will also become a chief guest and ask him to do parrade in front of me." Bloody that time never came.
- Hero: I always wanted to act in movies. Was big time in drama and theater in school and college. I also did this Thakur Sahib role from Sholay in IIT. With a shawl across my shoulders. It was fun. Kini had to say just one line "Ji Thakur Sahib" and he forgot these lines too. I kicked him "Raamlaal, oye Raamlaal, you bloody Raamlaal Theek hai na?? ". Kini was like "Huh??? yes Boss errr I mean Thakur Sahib"
- Cricket Player: Aaah this was my dream. I knew I will never be able to do good in cricket but wanted to be one of them . During 1987 cricket world cup I used to wear pads, gloves , and sit in front of the TV to see the match.
- Do hoye hoye behind the Punjabi Singers: This is something I chumma wanted to do. In Punjab everyone is a bloody singer. So I thought if I don't get a job after engineering then I will do "Hoye Hoye" behind the singers. (Daler Mehendi sucks b.t.w)
- Hockey Player: Because I love this game. Because I can play just this game decently. Wanted to carry the Indian flag in Olympics.
- Hockey Administrator: Right now if given a chance then I would become the IHF President. Because one dog named K.P.S. Gill sucks big time and he has brought misery to the sport, in which India was so good at. Something has to be done.
That all I have to say about that....
Jai Raam Ji KI...
V...
48 comments:
I always, always always wanted to be an item number gal!!! :-)
My nickname at home was Zeenath Aman..nope! I aint that pretty i just showed an EARLY aversion to clothes! :-) which still hasn't altered! *proud beam*
Hobbit>> hahahahahahaha... eeeh item... ;-) whisteling...
V..
when i grow up, i wanna be shilpa shetty. *bright-eyed*
Fao San..we both are two peas in a pod...two personalities of the same psychopath!! :-) shilpa shetty... item number...potato...potaato...
n sardar was a man of vision! what ambition! what determination! what lofty aim!
mostly, what self awareness! at such a tender age, that too! *applause!*
*unrelated comment* kini, you've knocked sam up. shez late.
sammeh, we're two-face! yaaayy!!! we got one of our wishes! we're a comic book villain!
Vikram>> If I don't know the spelling I check this out.
sholay is an awesome movie!!! now you are an Indian.
Fao>> hahahahaha... Shilpa Shetty??? what about Sushmita Sen??
V..
Favarotti u naughty naughty *giddy giggle* I wanted to surprise Kini when he came home and tell him sweetly...now you've made it a rude shock.. doesnt matter! Virdi is gonna join us 9 months from now.
and oh yeah! my adult ambition is to be a comic book super-villain!! :-)
Hobbit>> Its said "do jism par ek jaan"
My god again Villain??? Please think normal once. Always killing and conspiring against humans. Bloody Hobbit.
Fao>> Thanks Thanks!!!
Virdi Bows!!! Blows kisses in the crowd!!! The crowd throw roses towards Virdi and start chanting "Virdi Virdi Virdi" Virdi gets elected as the President of India.
V..
dont beleive u actually wanted to do the "hoye hoye"..am not exactly a fan of punjabi songs myself..
btw,i liked the sholay thakur sahib part..you rock dude!!
I always wanted to be a pilot..or a bus driver..so much for chosen professions,huh ?
:)
/*"yes boss"*/
that was becos,virdi had no hands as thakur sahib..and i was wondering,when he disturbed my chain of thot..
"how does he do wat he needs to do ??"
*imagination...run riot..u get the drift :)*
Related response to unrelated comment :
/*kini, you've knocked sam up. shez late.*/
ridiculous and baseless allegation..i completely refute it ! must be the sailor guy..the "foreign hand"..
=))
Unrelated response to unrelated comment :
"the sky is blue..yeah...must be satan..taking a break.."
=))
although the "foreign" hand sounds thoroughly delicious to my underworked mind, I have a feeling its you Kini...
Trust the woman's intuition!!! in this case, the knocked up woman's intuition!
and FYI gurl! super-villains are much, much, muuuuuch cooler than the heroes..they get better lines, awesome babes, cooler plots and best of all..the amazing super human hero never nabs them!!! :-)
For ONCE, I'd like to be unattainable.. *wink wink* Fao San, Shut Up!! :-)
lol....dude...you have summed up most kid's ambitions in one cute blog! :)
dream on, sam san. all that needs to be done to attain is call out your name. sheesh! down girl!
no no...i didn't mean that...*realising its quite enjoyable*...oh well..if it pleases u that much...
Praveen>> well the funda was that if I didn't get placed I would have done something to earn money. So that looked like an option. If nyone can sing in Punjab then I can atleast do Hoye Hoye... :-)
oh that Sholay thing was fun. :-)
Kini>> Hey you have a big mouth. You get the drift??? ;-)
And ass... You were sitting near my feet and I was speaking in the mic and you didnt hear??? No thoughts and all. You were miserable on the stage. Idiot.
No comments about Hobbit and your child and foreign hand. Sorry!!!
Hobbit>> I want to be Super Duper Villian too... Tum ne meri aankhen khol di...
Vikram H>> come on. these are my original ambitions. Well I know kids who said I want to be Superman and Spiderman. I never wanted to be a super hero.
V..
Pleases me??? Am I not doing it right?? I am pleasing you Hun!!! ANYTHING for ya!!!
PS: You be the liking???
Ha ha ha ... hilarious reasons for adopting each profession :) :) !
*pleased as punch* uummm...that hand is no foreigner to me!
It better not be Fao San! I'd be very disappointed if you couldn't recognize it!!!
after all those dreams.. u finally became a virdi1
Hai!!
2 ghante mein 22 comments..hayla:O
i wanted to be a pilot!!! sigh...
now that i am not i wanna buy a private plane...
I think you are a bit of everything!
Postman:-For bringinsg us emails packed with love and smileys:)
Conductor:-of happiness
teacher:for giving us gyaan
Chief guest:at the "Popo"function:))
Hero:For doing naatak:p
Cricket player:For bowling maidens, "over"
punjabi singer:Koi shak nahi.Woh to tu hai hi.With your sexy voice
Hockey player: for kicking asses
Hockey administrator: dont know much about this profession!
In all, you all this and more!
I am in a good mood so me spreading love:)
Hobbit & Fao>> No comments ... :-)
Nan>> I am Virdi since birth... Hmmmph!!!
ROS>> hehehehe... thanks thanks... :-) I am Raymond's Complete Man!!!
Shobz>> hehehehe... u can try becoming a truck driver atleast... ;-)
V..
i dont mind that bhavdeep, if u promise to sit on the passenger seat and shift gears!!!
Shobz>> Ok... pakka... :-) will do... :-)
aur kuch hukum medem???
V..
aur kabhi hi-bye bola kar!:P
heyo bhavdeep
hilarious!
i have always wanted to own a super cool restaurant being a food freak i am.. and be know as a young entreprenuer and jazz.. i still wana though!
by the way.. are you happy with what you're doing right now?!
u r boring gurl..always no comments! Join us no?? thats if Fao San doesnt mind too much! :-)
@saami
sure girl ! if it's me,it's me ! I can take up the responsibility of raising the child,wet nappies,sleepless nites with baby howling,education expenses,everything !
just as long as you are ready to undertake the journey of life together..hand in hand...
*saami is almost dreamy-eyed with those lovely truly,madly,deeply-deep words from kini..and..lost in translation when she suddenly recovers !! realises kini is kidding,of course ! fat chance !! kini and virdi's nappies !???!!*
=))
@fao
hmm..competition from the opposite sex now ?? hmm...interesting..never been there done that...i am game ! anytime !!
:)
@Mr.No comments:
yeah...what else..no comments !
*ek aur chance deta hoon..kuch der sochke retort maarne wapas aa jaa*
(anil kapoor in tezaab-style)
=))
oh, you know how i m abt. sharing, sammeh! m a giver! :-) lets share the love. surd, kini...join the party. surd-with-the-hand-fetish, chk. out sammeh's hand now...wait...wherez sasha?
oh, SSAAASSSHHHAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! where are YYOOUUUUUUUU??
a jane...yyoooeeeoooiiiuuuiiee! come to me arms, me babeh!
Shobz>> Hiiiiiiii.. :-)
Rohit>> am I happy with what I am doing right now??? sorry bos no time to think... just doing what I want to do...
dont ask me about plans and all... I don't know what is my plan for the evening what can I say about my life?? I can't... but all I know is I am not on the wrong track.. :-)
Hobbit>> no baba... i am happy away from lunatic preachers and kids of satan!!!
Kini>> Sala ek peg pee ke out ho jata hai... Mere se kya baat karta hai??
aacha yaad dilaya... I want to buy CD os DDLJ and Tezaab...
DDLJ: Ja Simran Ja... Tujhe is ladke se ziada koi ladka pyar nahi kar sakta hai... ja puttar ja...
Tezab: Tum mein se Mukut Bihari kaun hai??
Fao>> my my my... yeh kya ho raha hai??? ek haanth mein Sasshaaa aur ek haanth mein Ajane?? AAiyla plane!!! Wakaw!!! That rhymed... ;-)
V..
drunk on success macha..not the chivas..solved the puzzle...level 30...bliss..life..peace..
:)
Kini>> Nice try!!! Ek baar aur try kar le!!! yeh le...
Slap !! Slap !! Slap !! Slap !!
V..
thats good!!! atleast not on a wrong track.. :) yahan dekho abhi tak pata hi nahi what i'd want to do.. :(
I want to be a chief guest some day too. Oh, and the main judge in a big competition. Pata nahin woh din kab aayega.
Rohit>> dont worry hoga hoga... :-)
Raj>> welcome to Virdeez... be the chief guest here... and read your review on King Kong...
Aaa Raha Hoon Main King Kong!!!
V..
All my sans!!! err...all my fans....am back in bizness baybeeezzz....come to momma, ya'll!
biteme...big momma...WHOZ YO DADDY?!!
Oye by the way.. I tagged you.. Hope to see it on your blog soon!
BiteMe>> aaah... welcome back!!! :-)
Abias>> Sorry to hear about your aim (or focus or whatever you say) In Life!!! Seriously man... You need some help... just kidding... ;-)
Fao>> Yes who is your daddy BiteMe??
RohitTalwar>> Okie Dokie!!! :-)
V..
I always wanted to be a Collector - and have achieved my dreams many time over - bill collector, stamp collector... coin collector, garbage collector (during my stint as a cafeteria worker!).... and what-not collector!! Boy am I proud or what :)
Der aaye durust aaye! Baap re, yahan itni bheed jama ho gayi hai!
I wanted to be a typist when I was young. :D
hai Virdi ...
i have seen my bro having changing ambitons when he was younger from his bus driver to a chef....
merry chrismas buds
Ash
when i was a kid ,i used to travel by train often . at tht time i wanted to be an engine driver and run the trains on time : ))
Christmas and New year wishes!
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