I am sick and on the bed. Brain not working so Hobbit sent acros some easy work so that the blog is still running. She doesn't have a bog of her own. So she sent across the tag thing to my mail, posting it across for everyone.
She starts here >>>
This is what happens when they make us work this close to the new year!!:-)
- A - Age you got your first Kiss: hmmmm...not to scandalise oranything..heck what do i care...gurl's blog...when i was 5...cant tell youwho...deepest secret and all!! :-)
- B - Band listening to right now: Jack Johnson..*humming* I need this.. oldtrain to break down!
- C- Crush: From the time I wake up (usually around 7) to ten in the morning,I have about 5 crushes...this morning, none so far..oh actually JackJohnson..so yummy!
- D- Drink of Choice: Nice warm water with fresh lemon squeezed in it..sorryto disappoint the adoring masses..boring I know but what to do!
- E - Easiest person [people]: don't think I'd enjoy being with an easyperson..i dont like competition :-) *ahem Fao San*
- F - Favorite band at the moment: At the moment, too many of them... JeffBuckley, Jack Johnson, Hoobastank...
- G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?: Yeeeew! Neither!
- H – Holiday: Dharamshala...and Kashmir or is it Shimla..dunno ask Fao San Iskipped 6th Grade! Bad at geography! :-)
- I - Instruments: My Body! :)) Couldnt help it..you can't ask leadingquestions dammit!
- J - Juice: Mango Milkshake at Bhat's near Tambaram bustand! *SLUUUUURP*
- K-Kids: Ugh!
- L - Longest car ride ever: Kenya to Tanzania...had the sexiest man drivingthe car..beautiful sand blonde man..*sigh* it was 7 hours me thinks..fourlane roads and all that! quite beautiful..he was..not the damn roads!
- M - Major: What i want to major in?? Like you even have to ask... Men! :-)
- N - Nicknames: Hobbit. Others are endearments Kini and Fao San use whenwe're *ahem* alone together!
- O - One wish: What do I want? what do I want? *thinking* World Peace!*Bright 100 Watt, 32 teeth showing smile* Now can I get the damn crownplease?
- P - Phobia[s]: Lizardophobia..there must be propah name but can't bother to look it up...eeeew..thinking of them is giving me goosebumps!
- Q - Quote: hmmm...won't freak anyone out by quoting from Literature oranything...Black Soldier to General: Sir, are you familiar with the 4thamendment that states that equal opporutiny...(blah blah blah) White Genback to Soldier: I dont listen to hip-hop! From Southpark! :)) ahahahaha.
- R - Reason to smile: Gurl got lucky. muhahahahahaha!
- S - Song you sang last: Sang to someone or to myself? to someone would be\'You\'re Beautiful' by James Blunt to my baby. (Yup! I am a mother) and tomyself would be Jack Johnson's 'Breakdown' right now!
- T - Time you woke up [today]: 7.30 AM. (this is after tirelessly snoozingmy alarm for a whole hour! A new record for me!)
- U - Unknown fact about me: If its unknown..i\'d like it to be that way! :-)
- V - Vegetable you hate: Eggplant/Aubergine/Brinjal... ugh! Just disgustingto me! my best moment was when the nutritionist told mommy dearest that ithas absolutely no nutritional value whatsoever that the only thing goingfor it is the taste.. Beamed like gurl when he got lucky! (couldnt help itSurd!)
- W - Worst thing to have happened to you: Today or in life? Today, was thatI woke up and am here at work! In life, would have to be (its another Doctor operation story but have to tell it!) being slapped awake by docafter tonsils removal (and i swear it was a hard slap) and asked, whatsyour name? Couldnt even spit at him for asking such a dumb question! X..whatsyour name? Couldnt even spit at him for asking such a dumb question!
- X- X-rays you've had: Abdomen, Abdomen, and again Abdomen.
- Y - Yummy food: It changes everyday! But today, considering am freezing atwork... I will go with steaming crisp onion dosas with pearly white coconutchutney, piping hot onion sambar and bright orange tomato & onion chutney!*SLURP*
- Z - Zodiac sign: won't tell! and gurl WILL kill you if you do!
The 55 word poem..mine's 58 words! Phew!
Santaaaa... you must be tired from all the present lugging
dear me.. are you sure that gurl's present is supposed to be a-hugging
oh how the elves and the reindeer belly-laughed at his constant bugging
yet since he is so charming and cute, and mugging
his health got; therefore inevitably here comes a-hugging
enjoy Gurl! enjoy Surd! a-hugging, a-hugging!!!
me!"
This is where she ends. Everytime she addresses as "Gurl" its me and no one else. WHy?? I have no idea. These Hobbits are crazy. Obelix Style. :-)
M Tv Enjoy.
V..
55 comments:
Yes yes the adoring masses! Enjoy!! :-)
Btw, Gurl..thanks! for not changing anything and also for being kind enough to lend your space to me.. *barfing at all the goodness* can I please revert to my old self now???
Hobbit>> hehehehe... U lost your brains during christmas I guess...
V..
What Brains?? gurl, please don't insult me! That too JUST as I'm trying to be nice to you..operative word being 'trying'... :-)
/*steaming crisp onion dosas with pearly white coconutchutney, piping hot onion sambar and bright orange tomato & onion chutney*/
:)
sounds like the menu in a 5-star restaurant/coffee-shop !
say "aa-nian thosa" na !
=))
PS:Me,you and fao ?? alone ??? and endearments !!?? my memory needs some rewinding..i guess..
hmm...
:)
Dont care what anyone says..5-star hotels DO know how to make awesome dosas..granted..they charge me my whole month's salary for it..but its worth a fantastic meal I say!!!
n your memory really does suck baby...ahem.. :-) i shall refrain from making the obvious connections :-) except to say remember champions hockey tournament night??? *hint hint*
@saami
??!! *after hockey tournament*
What did we do ??
must have fallen asleep...really tired that nite..
OHMIGOD !!! YOU DID SOMETHING TO ME WHEN I WAS ASLEEP ???!!!!
And I wasnt even awake to experience it !!!
DAMN SAAMI !!
=))
our first time and i fell asleep !!???
=))
*light shines epiphanically over Hobbit's Head* THAT explains why it wasn't much of an experience!! :-) didn't wanna offend your feelings and tell you that it wasn't worth much but NOW this has solved the riddle, the mystery has been clarified! the Truth is out! You were asleep!
Fao San you idiot, I TOLD you he was asleep..blind folding me wasn't such a good idea!! but then there was quite a tussle..oh you sly dog! was that you?? *wink wink*
Fao San, you didnt have to set up such an elaborate ruse wit Kini involved if all you wanted was me!!
:-) blindfolding me, mimicking Kini's voice to fool me! Tut! Tut! I am impressed with the desire expressed by you for me!
@saami
=))
you are incorrigible !!
=))
too much !! too bleddy much !!
:)
enjoy surd!
oh, forgot to mention that was just funny. =D
Yay! I am getting fans!! :-) yay!! and btw, gurl, they were praising me dissing you! :-) muhahahaha!
n Kini, dont you just LUUUURRRVVVE Incoirrigible bad gals! *hint hint..thats moi*
Btw thanks guys! *gets teary* I am honoured! I worked for many many years by fuelling the casting couch single-handedly..that you would recognise my jobs.. *clears throat* ahem.. deep talent *shakes head to get politically correct word* naked talent *throws up hands in air and gives up*
whatever! I'd like to thank God and my pet Goldfish for this honour!
oh, sammeh...m so glad you didn't tell em abt. the other milk shakes...the ones that are choc-a-bloc with proteins..ahem! (the knowledgeable shall laff!)
kinki..i mean..kini, next time, UNTUCK ur legs from under u when you sleep! bah! i had a time of it..trying to explain to sammeh why your legs were so smooth! thankfully, she wasn't big on reasoning at that point..*phew!*
*lovey-dovey disbelief voice* Fao San, you did all that for me?? You know how MUCH I like kinki, i meant Kini and knowing he was incapicitated, you took HIS place??? All for ME??
I am so touched..i meant, i wanna feel you...erm..*throws caution to the winds and jumps into Fao's arms* Show me the magic that you weaved that night o high weaver of titilating tales!
Fao, Hobbit, Kini>> You people have talent... I bow in front of thee!!! ;-)
V..
oh..that nite...*brushing modesty aside* its an art, dahling! *blows on fingers after blowing on summin else*
n don't thank me for touching you. pleasure was partly mine. *quick grope n a lick!*
*swoons with pleasure* fao San *hoarsely* more more...
*ever get the feeling that you are in a threesome and you are not really a part of it ??*
=))
yeah.."ross geller=kini" ho gaya...
:(
=))
PS:surd,mein toh kuch bhi nahin hoon yaar..in terms of presence or absence in the conversation/luuuurrrrve session !All credit to hobbit and fao,lovely twosome !
=))
aaah...we have a voyeur here who uninhibitedly panders to the exhibitionists in us! was there ever a better team?
kini, watch n learn from the masters.
/* kini, watch n learn from the masters.*/
sure,ma'm...will do ma'm..so when are the "lab experiments" starting ??
And when do i get to try ??
ohmigod ! my dream come true..me..two jap girls(fookayoo and fookaamee-from the movie Austin Powers-2 !)..names,characters,erotica...
WOW !!!
=))
No Lab experiments me lou..we may be masters but we aint gonna conduct tests!!! :-)
we go straight to field testing..no lab testing!
yeah, kinki...no pilots! *winks at sammeh n giggles at the pvt. joke!*
:(
now private jokes and all,eh ?
:(
po..saami po...go Mtv enjaai ! life with fao..but remember,I gave you so much more than fao ever can..if you know what i mean..
=))
"fao,vechhikaren! Unnai naan vecchikaren !"
*realises the pun and can't control LOL !*
=))
PS:hey,does anybody ever read what surd writes ??? or is it the comment box that everybody bothers to go thru ?? I wonder...
Well... Started reading Surd's Blogs...now come here for the comment box...
First time commenting here... have been following this blog for a while... Thaks to Kini, Fao And Hobbit for the inspiration to comment!!!
BTW Virdee, nice blog, Good writing + Good Spirit!
@jay
:)
on behalf of me and the laydies...
*mein toh punmaster ho gaya !*
=))
"thanks mayte !"
*only ozzy accent,nothing else intended !*
:)
hey fao and saami ! Scooby dooooo..where are yooooooooo ???
:)
Am here me love! all for you.. *coughing discreetly and talking under breath* dont tell Fao San about this!
!!!!!!
I am emoticon-challenged ! else, You would have seen the steam-coming-out-of-ear smiley right about now !!
Thats it !! enuf,i say !! Fao,one on one,right now,outside !!!
*hmm...now that i think abt it,maybe a one-on-one inside first...*
Saami,you are next !
=))
*coming outta the tete-a-tete with kini* ho-hum!
sammeh, you'll be warned...there are bttr things to do in the wild outdoors than inside with an emoticon-challenged kon-kini.
jay..always nice to meet a fan! *strikes a pose!*
Who was talking ANYTHING about Kini?? me was referring to Jay..my new lou! *clears throat and whispers to Jay..duude, dont tell Kini about this*
But Fao San..since you had a tit and a tat..oops sorry..tete a tete with the challenged Kini, what say you c'mere! *purses lips in a sdeuctive purr* drrrra! *click click*
*yyaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwnnn*
I slept..AGAIN !!
DAMN !!!
Must find the right kinda "inspiration",i guess..
hmm..i concur,fao-san..no more,you and me...
saami,i have learnt my lesson..you rock my world ! will you plez plez plez take me back !??
free aaa-nian dosa are there if you do !!
=))
ooohh...wanna ride me, eh hobbit? get in the saddle! we're going to pamplona! ole!
jay...welcome! welcome! you're our new pool boy! *dusts hands after dropping the kon-kini like a hot rock!*
it isn't 'inspiration' you are seeking, kon-kini. its a lil blue pill.
=))
baap re baap !! i think i will shut up !
:)
*fao..so paavum in person..and !!! here !*
:)
you ain't seen nufun yet, sweetums!
!!!
"sweetums" aaa !!!???
that does it !
:)
blue-pill,huh...
the connection is with cipher..
or are we going via agra ??
Ok...fao seems more interesting than saami does..now..."sweetums" and blue-pill !! what a combo !
*horns of a dilemma time...*
speaking of which,the blue pill wouldnt be of much use to you,rite fao-san...but then i am this-kinda-information-challenged too..*
=))
ain't see nothin' yet,huh ?? show me more ! show me more !!!
=))
horns of dilemma...there aint no reason for you to be horny, kinki boi! jay is the new man in town. n also, you are challenged at multiple levels...that takes the joy outta the remedies.
the blue pill suggestion n "sweetums" were my parting gifts. forget cipher...try em with cider. heard its a heady, potent mix.
kinki boi ! kini boi !!
I think i like that nick !!
thanks fao..thanks !!
see,you and I..not so bad a combo after all..
/*jay is the new man in town*/
great ! you can concentrate on him while i on saami !
same same..ok ?
where's he btw ??? jay and the surd ?? and saaaaaaamiiiii...
/*cider*/
cider ?? hate cider ! ugh..apple juice and groovey ???!!no way !
fao,saami and me in a pool of cider..now thats more like it !
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I am right here you swine *slaps Kinki hard*...Take that and that and that! :-)
*kini boi's kinki quotient increases !!*
:)
slap-fest ?? but why ?? did i ay anything wrong ??
=))
PS:no saami,trust me..fao said that..i didnt! honest!
*realises fao will get the slap ! for free !!*
No no no ! I did !! I did !!
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slaps are just appetizers, kinki. wait till the leather straps n metal-tipped whips come out...you'll be CRYING for more.
n don't include the surd in all your reindeer games. hez as pure as the driven snow. let the boy be. but your education will proceed in right earnest! fikr not!
danks da !! finally !! some much needed help in these "matters" !!
leather straps and metal-tipped-whips ??? this is a torture session or wot ?? speaking of which,"la tortura" was good ! let that be the theme plz ???
hot babe rolling on the floor and saroj-khan-madhuri-dixit-dhak-dhak poses ??!! WAAAAWWWW !
*ahem...ahem...naaa...whao cares anymore ! bring it on girls !*
=))
ohhhhhhh kinki dahlin!
that last comment was the hobbit's..she takes this "do jaan ek jism hai hum" concept a lil too seriously sometimes!
the theme is gonna be...el matador! ccaarrraaammbbaaa!! whoz your daddy??!!
im your dadeeeeeee!
who the heck is this now?
revealt thyself, stranger. if you like role playing so much, i suggest you be el matador. the hobbit has been arnd..no novelty in that!
And me too !!
*confused look and stops jumping*
but then i thot virdi was our daughter !!
crazily convoluted and psycho family,for sure..i dont mind tho..it's the kids who'll face the emotional problems..we are having fun !and thats all that matters !!
=))
oooooiiiiiiiiiii ccccaaaaaaaaarrraaambaa...
"They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the Rumba beat
When I play the maracas I go
Chic-chic-ky-boom
Chic-chic-ky-boom
"Iy-yi-yi!"
*that jim carrey song from the mask*
=))
:O
role-playing too ??? and that was not saami ???
this keeps getting better and betterer !!
:)
some child wants to play but its momma won't let it. so its impersonating the hobbit...don't get taken in, kinki. don't grope anything that look like the hobbit. remember, therez nothing to beat the original (with...except those leather straps n whips)
kinki.. and the rest of the adoring masses.. the last comment was nt mine
hahahaha..who is this bloke? come out in the open, ye lily-livered skag!
NEW YEAR WISHES!
KAHAN GAYA VIRDI? PARTYING ABHI SE?? =D
ENJOY YOURSELF DUDE
beta virdi, how are you?
Hate Work!!!
Missed a lot fo stuff in Virdee's blog(comment!!!???) BTW, kini ed you blog too... Infact read a lot f blogs, somehow these days can like anyblogs if hobbit is not featuring!!!!
since a new kid, i have my own doubts as to who are guys and who are girls!!!
You guys are the best...what spirits...Mind blowing...
Happy new year guys!
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