Well I don’t know if I am true or not but girls can get angry at anything. At anything you can't even imagine of.
Examples,
1. Getting angry at what you eat or drink
"Why are you drinking Pepsi? I told you to have Miranda!!!"
What the hell, its my wish what I want to drink and I am thirsty and I feel like having Pepsi and quenching my thirst. And I am also paying for the drink. Well that doesn’t matter now. She is angry and can do anything.
2. Getting angry at what you are wearing
"Didn’t I tell you to wear white shirt?? Why are you wearing blue??"
What the duck, the maid didn’t come. The shirt was wet or the dog ate my shirt or the stupid dhobi burnt my shirt all this cannot convince her. She is angry.
3. Getting angry at what you buy for yourself
"Who told you to buy shoes for 700 bucks?? Why didn't you ask me?? I would have never allowed you to buy that stupid leather shit!!"
What’s your problem lady? I work hard, I bring the shit out of my ass and work till my boss says good work young man and I get a bonus and want to buy something for myself, but no no no. she is not convinced. She is angry. Phew.
4. Getting angry if you try to buy something for her
"No not needed, I am not taking any gifts from you. I don't want you to spend"
Who cares lady, if I would have ever spend on Ashwin or Kini they would be like. WOW !!! have a drop jaw and be my best friend ever. (I never bought anything for them either) But you cant do anything. She is red.
5. If you don't accept what she is trying to give to you
"You never take anything I give you, never ever. Its such a kutti gift and you making so much fuss about it."
Now you can't open your mouth even.
6. If you say something sentimental or don’t say something sentimental
"You don’t talk to me about your feelings, you think I don't deserve to be part of your life"
Lady I have pain in my ass and that’s why I am not able to talk properly and there is nothing I am trying to hide that makes me feel that way. Don't don't don't try, it wont help. She is now sad and is so angry; she can break your nose. Pain in the ass plus pain in the nose. That’s great feeling to have.
They can be angry at anything, If you are driving fast or If you are driving slow or If you are not driving or If you...........................
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... I am dead.
Well there are few things which you can never ever, never ever understand why they do. Why do they love you when you are so insensitive and so boring and so into football and cricket and have nothing else to talk other than politics and women and computers and gadgets and cars and so so many uninteresting things but she still loves you. You can never figure out why.
Examples,
1. Getting angry at what you eat or drink
"Why are you drinking Pepsi? I told you to have Miranda!!!"
What the hell, its my wish what I want to drink and I am thirsty and I feel like having Pepsi and quenching my thirst. And I am also paying for the drink. Well that doesn’t matter now. She is angry and can do anything.
2. Getting angry at what you are wearing
"Didn’t I tell you to wear white shirt?? Why are you wearing blue??"
What the duck, the maid didn’t come. The shirt was wet or the dog ate my shirt or the stupid dhobi burnt my shirt all this cannot convince her. She is angry.
3. Getting angry at what you buy for yourself
"Who told you to buy shoes for 700 bucks?? Why didn't you ask me?? I would have never allowed you to buy that stupid leather shit!!"
What’s your problem lady? I work hard, I bring the shit out of my ass and work till my boss says good work young man and I get a bonus and want to buy something for myself, but no no no. she is not convinced. She is angry. Phew.
4. Getting angry if you try to buy something for her
"No not needed, I am not taking any gifts from you. I don't want you to spend"
Who cares lady, if I would have ever spend on Ashwin or Kini they would be like. WOW !!! have a drop jaw and be my best friend ever. (I never bought anything for them either) But you cant do anything. She is red.
5. If you don't accept what she is trying to give to you
"You never take anything I give you, never ever. Its such a kutti gift and you making so much fuss about it."
Now you can't open your mouth even.
6. If you say something sentimental or don’t say something sentimental
"You don’t talk to me about your feelings, you think I don't deserve to be part of your life"
Lady I have pain in my ass and that’s why I am not able to talk properly and there is nothing I am trying to hide that makes me feel that way. Don't don't don't try, it wont help. She is now sad and is so angry; she can break your nose. Pain in the ass plus pain in the nose. That’s great feeling to have.
They can be angry at anything, If you are driving fast or If you are driving slow or If you are not driving or If you...........................
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... I am dead.
Well there are few things which you can never ever, never ever understand why they do. Why do they love you when you are so insensitive and so boring and so into football and cricket and have nothing else to talk other than politics and women and computers and gadgets and cars and so so many uninteresting things but she still loves you. You can never figure out why.
Thats why they are women!!! And you are some stupid insensitive TV watching robot.
9 comments:
what deep life-altering metamorphosizing event brought this on? no dont tell me.....hehe...KNTSB
nothing as such...
Jai Raam Ji Ki...
Virdi
priya, i never said guys are cool... they are dumb... u have read everything... infact we are kind of hopeless bunch of characters who think.. i dont know what we think.. i m KANFOOSED... life is funny thing and God is having fun not us..
JRJK...
Virdi...
and to think that i was the only person who couldnt get what goes on in a girl's "brain"(yeah,i know-girls and brain-figure of speech for opposites in the same sentence !!)
but nice to know that u agree comrade !!
probably ur best post so far..JRJK...
k
hey kini.. well its one way good that we don't know whats in their head because there is no need... even if you know u can't do anything about it... as the great dada says once you get married you will know who wears the pants in the house... how is the hunt for "the one" going?? hope you are as confused as a child in a topless bar.. Slimy jokes of Navjot Sidhu...
JRJK..
Virdi..
hehe , One can only wonder at their choices ... first a surd who shaves !!! and bathing may be taken as a plus!!! as for the other aspects it is quite a pleasant surprise that she likes you to some infinitesimal degree!!! plaudits since I could not manage even that !! Kini Included....
As for the shoes and gifts ... come on how may choices do we have .. not a million colors of pink or beige .. however that even looks , a simple tan or black will do fine. As for the clothes same philosophy , how hard is it to match the pant and shirt rather than Earrings , nose stud , mair pins , clothes , slippers .. the best footwear is a bathroom slipper , pity they do not allow it in office!!! Kini would agree more!!
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dei arun...
i take bath everyday unlike u... so shut up and don't feel big J...
JRJK..
Virdi..
no one can ever understand girls... If you could you would be GOD!!! LOL
Saw this comment at Jagan's blog and came over. Believe me the exact reverse is true too.I had blogged about it too :))
From the conversation piece I would say that we girls are aghast at the colors that guys choose for their clothes, shoes etc. So it is not like she is trying to tell you what to do, she would be perhaps advicing you against bad choices. I think it is best to take your man and love him for what he is bad clothes and all. And there will be peace.
But then we will be accused of being cold and uncaring LOL
Hilarious ...
"no one can ever understand girls... If you could you would be GOD!!!"
very true..
So silverine is God eh??
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