Surprise Part II - Worst Movies in Indian Cinema

Biggest Surprise: The guy who played Prank on Priya's blog mailed me. Here is the mail. He also gave me all the information where is he from. No need to screw his happiness anymore.

Welll what is the fun of watching a bad movie? You don't get a ticket in Sathyam and you watch it in Shanthi Theater. You save 70 rupees. Yesterday I watched Garam Masala.


Now it was a pathetic movie. Pathetic would be an understatement. The movie starts with John Abraham winning some photography award and Neha Dhupia dancing around him. He gets a free trip to Amreeka and Akshay Kumar is jealous. He goes into some house as house keeper and brings in 3 women, all air hostesses. Paresh Rawal comes in as a cook and tries to bring in comedy. The storyline is so bakwas that I can't explain. Paresh Rawal had dialogs like: "Singapore aa raha hai, Bangkok Jaa Raha hai...... " Anyway few takeaways though:

• John Abraham can't be funny. (He looked good in only Dhoom)
• Inorbit Mall in Bombay doesnt look excatly like an airport.
• Akshah Kumar can tickle the funny bone.
• Murder is not the worst movie I ever saw.
  

• Murder is not the only movie I walked out of the theater
• Hindi movie still has pathetic movie makers
• Songs still come at the drop of a hat
• Non of the girls could act (I don't even know who they are)
• When you pay less in a theater you can walk away when ever you can.
• Shanthi Theater looks like The 70's Show with all the neon lighting.
• Akshay Kumar and Paresh Rawal have excellent comic timing but it is wasted in poorly written dialogues
• TV standard actresses these days are getting more screen time than so called established item actresses, because they dont wear clothes
• Is this really a Priyadarshan movie?????

If you are planning to watch this movie, I would recomend you take out your neighbour's dog for a walk. And yes life is full of surprises.

V...

Surprise

Well lots have been happening on the blogging scene. Loads of comments spaming of Sayesha's blog, someone putting up comments taking somone else's name, someone deleting someone else's blog. Please check the below links to know more about the anti spamming and hacking issue. How to stop it and how to find someone hacking into your computer. DonTheCat gave me tuitions over the phone. Thanks sir. :-)

1. Security of your computer

2. The 419 Coalition Website

3. Attack on your computer, Ok forget all this. Lots of crap happening but few things do surprise you at times. :-) (

Today I was in a meeting at around 5.30 PM and I get a call from a local Madras number. I missed the call that time. Called back after 30 mins or so and SURPRISE it was one of my blogging friends from London. Arjuna has come down to Madras and is a cool character. Major masti marofy guy, lots and lots of leg pulling and is major fun reading his coments on junta's blog.

Sometimes I wonder why do few things happen? Is it always for some reason? What is the purpose of anything happening? Why did this guy call me? I don't even know him very well and I felt so cool talking to him. Is there some continuity somewhere? Don't know- Cant say much but one things is for sure HE up there is "The Master of Puppets"

Arjuna said, he had some major icecream lunch few days back. Ice Cream for Lunch???? hahahahaha. He said we should all meetup sometime soon and we can go for lunch or some coffee.

Sometimes the people whom you least expect to give you a shock, give you the shock of the lifetime. ( I would say) Shock can be source of major happiness or major pain. Life is full of surprises isn't it? and as Tullu says "Life hai yaaar!!!" :-)

V..

How does IP Tracker work.

Something happened to Priya's earlier blog and she had to make a new blog. I think someone cracked her password and deleted it. Now he is trying to give her pain and is trying to showoff the skills of being too smart.

Priya this is the link to IP Tracker. All you need to do is go to your GO Stats page and check out who has come in from where at what time. Like you can see when the comment was posted by the fake Priya. Then put the ID there and find out where did the message come from. Very simple. We can screw them and Indian Government also has strict laws agaisnt hackers.

this is just a small campain to find out what is to be done if someone is trying to hack into your blog or website.

Don't worry uski maa ki toh. ;-)

Go for it Priya dont worry we can screw them very easily, believe me we can.

V..

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Went to B'lore for weekend. Few Photos.

From left sitting: Me, Kini, Murali, Sudip and Pandey. From left lying: Anubhav and Morde.

Kini: left one software company in Bombay and is now joining one in Madras. Typical IT professional. He is one of my best pals. More than a friend to me.

Murali: was in Madras in some HR company and now works for IT company in B'lore. Doesnt do much IT work but does some resource allocation. Very paavam character.

Sudip: Finanace guru works for some IT company which makes some products for an American Bank. Hates the job, works from 10 AM to 2 AM in the night. He is called the silent killer. Doesn't talk much. But when he talks you have to just shut up and listen.

Pandey: Yes he is doing good. Doing marketing stuff which he loves, for an American Manufacturing company. Throws jargons in every line. :-) Is desparately trying to reduce weight.

Anubhav: Works for an Outsourcing company, was in a Manufacturing company few months back. Weird combo. :-) He lost his 35 thousand phone just few days back. Wakaw!!!

Morde: Full name Rohit Morde. Dad collonel in army. Has turned Gujju after staying in Jamnagar and Ahmedabad for past 16 months. Was selling insurance in Gujjuland. Saw him for the first time after MBA. Talks only about money. Has a belly now. When we asked what is this?? He put his hand on his right breast and said "PROSPERITY". Everyone was shocked and the room was empty. Hahahahaha !!!!

Three studs about to change the face of womenkind.

We were best pals during IIT days. Morde is again trying to touch me. Just see his left hand on my shoulder.

Back in Madras, today morning. Kini thinking, me smiling , looking cool and Dipu-da landed from Calcutta. Has some seminar of his company on Monday and Tuesday.

Mast photo with friends without Pandey.

Kini has yellow teeth, Murali has three balls, Sudip was like "What am I doing in this gang of Gay pals?" and Pandey trying hard to hide his pot belly. By the way Pandey eats yukky papayas in the morning before leaving for office.

These are my friends. :-)

V...

Welcome to London

This is Madras and not London you fools. Its been like this since past few days and today morning when I went to the office balocony, this is how it looked.

Dear Sayesha please check the temerature, it was 23 deg C today, unlike you saying it is 45 deg C even in November. Awesome weather!!! And I had to work, worshtesht feeling. :-(

Anyway I get paid to work and not sleep at home so back to the real world. :-)
Just see the haze and misty clouds, typical "Oinglish Wedah" and the breeze was so nice. I would love to sit here and sip tea all day with pakodas. Wah wah wah, what a novel idea. Virdi, now get back to work. Always wasting time.

Ok pretty late now in the night. Got to go jogging tomorrow. Good Night

Cheers everyone.

V..

Lets Talk...

Angry

Hugging

I liked the second photo and so posting it along with a gussa gussa kids photo. Hey "Angry Kids" talk and sort out the matter.

And Virdi said "Let There Be Love" and then there was love. :-)

V..

Diwali Photos

I had major major fun... Check out the Diwali Snaps...

WE put Diyas on our door...

Also went to the Gurudwara...

And lit candles there...

Gurudwara was very well lit with tiny bulbs...

Fuljhari and smoke and pollution...

Kelkar did the Laxmi Puja...

and had great food at his place...