Hair Styles

I was watching these India Pakistan cricket matches and few of the Indian players had horrible hair styles.



Shree Shanth : I don't know anything about my hair ask god. He knows how I got this nest on my head. (By the way he was quite impressive as a bowler)


Dhoni has a haystack on his head and the color is now golden, last series it was maroon. The color of the hair changes with every series. He has been quite devastaing with the bat but Dhoni please get a hair cut. This is a huble request from every Indian fan.

Jason Gillespie: I am Jesus Christ. Let the Ozzys rule the cricket world. Amen!!!

Kevin Pietersen: When I see this I say "Eh?? What is this?? Zebra crossing on his head??? Why Kevin?? Why??"


"The worst Hair Style Presently Sported by any Cricket Player Award" goes to non other than Andrew Symonds. I can't imagine how this player scores runs and dives around the park with hair all around his face. Its like a premanent burka and he has to see through it all the time. Anyways Congrats Andrew !!!


Zidane thinking: Hair?? Does it really matter?? I am still the best player in the world. I play football with my feet. Hair or No hair, I am still GOD!!!

Beckham: Now you know why I don't score goals. I spend most of my time in the beauty parlor, I dont get time to practice. Sorry I dont know to play football either.




Ronaldinho: Just one word. "Dangerous." this guy is god with the ball but please someone tell him that he has a horrible hairstyle.


Ronaldo: Thanks barber. Now I can get the award for the silliest hairstyle ever sported a footballer.


The Award for the worstest hairstyle ever sported by an Indian sportsman goes to non other than our own Hockey Wizard, Dhanraj Pillai. Only one word. Horrible.


But when I look at this guy, I say "I GIVE UP!!" Valderama you are genius to still touch the ball with your foot when you have such hair on your head. Goldielocks would cry for a century after she saw Valderama's hairstyle.

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26 comments:

Anonymous said...

can't believe i thought i was having a bad hair day :p

ritzkini said...

:))
that valderama was something da !
italia world cup mein cha gaya tha..with schilacci..thats all i remember about him..
:)
read that muuccharraaf complimented dhobi on his hair !
go figure !
:)

The Girl Who Sold The World said...

Hehehe...what a post! Baal baal padho, hazaar baal padho. :P
Valderama's hair"style" is so damn funnnyyy!!! I crack up every time I look at his pic...as for Beckham, he's defective from every angle. No talent, no brains, no looks...actually, he does have looks...he looks like a crow, a white one.

And if you get Hindustan Times in Chennai, read its Editorial page of 17th or 18th Feb. There's something hilarious written about "Hairstyle Diplomacy"...with special honours given to Mr. President and Dhoni. :D

Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr said...

I used to love Valderamma's hair style few years back :)

Ronaldo's hair style made me roll on the floor....hehehehe

Anonymous said...

plz tell me valderama is wearing a wig!
whst he up to ??? his head looks like a potted plant with creepers overflowing!!
ronaldo looks like a chipmunk:)
and i ahve a feeling someday dhoni is going to look at these pics of his n is going to feel really embarrassed abt his hair color!

Unknown said...

LOL...Valderama sure is unbeatable! He has a whole jungle out on his head!

Sayesha said...

HAHAHAHAHAHHA! Pappaji kya post likha! Maza aa gaya! :D

Oye you missed you Shoaib Akhtar!

t said...

LOLZZZZZZZZZ bhavdeep too good!! :)))

areee pata hai kya, yaha ek FM channel aata hai, 93.5... us pe they do a spoof on dhoni n his hairstyle... its done by a (fake) eunuch called kamla and it goes like this -
(imagine the following convo. in the way those ppl talk)

kamla - "areee us din main traaafic signal pe khadi thi... ek gaadi ke paas gayi to woh gaadi ka khidki nahi khol raha tha... main bhi khidki kholne tak chhodi nahi... kholne ke baad us gaadiwale ko dekha to main itnaa khus hui itnaaa khus hui ke kya boloo... main boli areee isse kya paisa leneka ree isko to saadi de re.. yeh to apna wicket keeper dhoni hai... ayee vimla ek saaadi leke aa reee"

LOLZ!!! poor dhoni... itna bhi bura nahi dikhta us hairstyle mein!

anyway, hilarious post!!

Anonymous said...

Ronaldo's hair style is the best. LOL!

Anonymous said...

photo blog is more fun than usual posts :))) praaji, you shud take fotos of yrself also in different hairstyles. we will put the captions. :))))))

R said...

Yup, you missed Shoiab Akhtar!

ritzkini said...

Err..peoples..some time back..a certain james hetfield made an appearance on this blog...worth a visit..really cool hair and beard styles...for the insane..
:)))
PS:oi surd,us photo ko bhi link kar de yaar...cant seem to find the rite tag to search it with...
:))

Virdi said...

ad>> I wanted to add the Prez's foto here but I dont make fun of genius... :-) Welcome to the bad hair day competition...

Kini>> yes yes he is something... He is not purush, Uiii Maaa" he is mahapurush, mahapurush!!

The Girl>> Hehehe...what a post! Baal baal padho, hazaar baal padho. :P hehehehe... and you have ur exams so u also Baar Baar Padho... :-)

Arz000n>> Are you serious??? Kya bol raha hai yaar...

Shobs>> his head looks like a potted plant with creepers overflowing!!

hahahahaha...

Vikram H>> He has a whole jungle out on his head! hahahahaha... More than a jungle yaar!!!

Trupsster>> main boli areee isse kya paisa leneka ree isko to saadi de re.. yeh to apna wicket keeper dhoni hai... ayee vimla ek saaadi leke aa reee hehehehehe... Humara bad luck that channel doesnt come here... We have few tamil FM channels... :-(

Praveen>> he sucks yaar... I think it is time he gave up the English captaincy... He cant play football and as THE GIRL said he looks lik a white crow!!! :-E

Hair Salon>> hehehehe... it is so silly!!!

A Jane>> hehehehe... will try one day with gell and all that... :-)

Rohit Talwar>> Akhtar has noodles on his head yaar...

Kini>> Okie boss this is the link...

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Deepa said...

ROTFL... ;)

The best hair style waz Zidane!

Guys and long hair
Sheesh.....

Anonymous said...

Pieterson is almost bald now...but can't believe you missed the Marshall twins!:P

Sahil said...

A post about hair and no mention about your friend "Weird Hair" Anil??

Am disappointed Virdi sir...... that guy had awesome hair man!

ritzkini said...

@surd
:))))
the man..the man-iac...james virdi hetfield...
:)))

Casablanca said...

Hmmmm... all this, coming from a balding surd. Sour grapes, issit? ;)

Heeheehee.

Anonymous said...

hey, don't diss kevin pieterson. hez my stud! n wherez brett lee with his bloo hair?

Sayesha said...

WHAT?????

You ignored my comment????

HMMMMPPPHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :(

Baat mat karna ek hafte tak! :@

Eclectic Blogger said...

nice compilation of all fotos..

Virdi said...

Deepa>> Zidane?? he is nothing on his head... Khi Khi Khi... :-)

Anonymous>> Yes I forgot many... but i can only put some na?? :-)

Sahil>> His hair is werd yaar!! Anyways thats wig!! ;-)

Kini>> the man..the man-iac...james virdi hetfield... Stands up and blows a kiss in the crowd and all the girls faint!!!

Casablanca>> Dont worry about my hair lady... :-) Heard u have a net on your head... and Vultures give eggs there... ;-) Am I being mean?? Khi Khi Khi Khi...

Fao>> Bret Lee?? He ran away now he is called Bhaaag Lee!!!

Sayesha>> Sorry Sorry Sorry... Missed yaar!!! Missed you...

Holding ears and doing sit ups!!! 1001, 1002, 1003, 1004.... Can I stop???

Eclectic>> Ahem Ahem Ahem.... Am I good or what??? ;-)

If I miss anyone it is never intentional... You all know I am such a nice guy!!! ;-)

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Sayesha said...

//Sayesha>> Sorry Sorry Sorry... Missed yaar!!! Missed you...

Awww you did? That's cho chweet, Bhavdeep.

//If I miss anyone it is never intentional...

WHAT??? But you just said you missed me! :(

Ok ok am trying to act cute here, it's not working apparently. :/

Butterscup said...

eeeks u missed henry ollonga :D

Deepa said...

No hair no care...

Kroopa Shah (Kr00pz) said...

LOL, now that is hilarious!!!

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