Well there have been too many Girl Psychology posts on the blog and I guess it was time when I also posted about MEN. My colleague sent me this mail.
Belive me people, I have seen live examples for every comparision. I have seen one friend of mine irritating a girl so much that she sais DUCK OFF to him on the street. And belive me that friend of mine has not changed. ;-)
- Men are like Laxatives, They irritate the shit out of you.
- Men are like Bananas, The older they get, the less firm they are.
- Men are like Weather, Nothing can be done to change them.
- Men are like Blenders, You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
- Men are like Chocolate Bars, Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
- Men are like Commercials, You can't believe a word they say.
- Men are like Department Stores, Their clothes are always half off.
- Men are like Government Bonds, They take soooooooo long to mature.
- Men are like Mascara, They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Men are like Popcorn, They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
- Men are like Lava Lamps, Fun to look at, but not very bright.
- Men are like Parking Spots, All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
We are like this. hehehehe...
V..
15 comments:
i am first again virdi uncle!!!! :D
MEN are weird!! u forgot tht..!!
god alone knows wat u guys are thinking!!!!
..p..
Men are like Blenders, You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
I take offense to that! There's so much more use a blender can be put to. Cant say the same about men, now can we? ;)
Men are like Govt bonds is almost true, but these bonds to mature at the set time unlike.... :)
//Men are like parking spots...//
you have to find the right one:D
And the ones that are taken were all easily available:))
Virdi, nice post. Would love more info on male psychology :-))
yeah, my friend sent me that one last week...I like #11
Oh what a welcome change to see a man accept male bashings..Very enjoyable comparisons...and so true..LOL..Fantastic blog..been enjoying your posts.
Priya>> :) yes we are weird... hehehehe...
I AM NOT UNCLE!!! Thrrrrrrrrrbbbbrrrtt...
Casa>> hehehehe... may be you can use a man for washing the car or cleaning the utensiles or making food!!!
have you tried?? ;-)
Angel>> hehehehe... :-)
RaysOfSun>> men are very easy to PATAOFY, you girls do so much natak even if you like some guy... ;-)
I know I know...
Harshi>> sure sure... as Priya said men are weird... so weird things need more explanation, posts coming soon... :-)
Kroopa>> I loved "MEN ARE LIKE CHOCOLATE BARS!!" ;-)
Anon>> I am sometimes get pissed at few things we do... And yes things explained here are very true... I have friends who can be compared to everything here... ;-)
V..
I think I will express my solidarity with the males by not commenting..atleast not with malicious intent/content..
PS:"DUCK OFF" was bcos we disagreed on a topic..i still stand by my opinion..and yes..that "DUCK OFF" changed my life..
Dear All>> so now you all know the girl said DUCK OFF to whom...
Kini>> I better not explain what was topic of discussion that irritated her... name of a restaurant?? community??
beta virdi aaj tu laat khayega... :D
V..
im the colleague who sent it!
*waves at the crowd
yeah finally we get some gyaan on the men for a change!
Men are like Parking Spots, All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
True.....so true :)
I got this as FWD few days back.
Cool sardar for posting this on your blog :-) But we are still awaiting YOUR (original) post on gyaan with regard to men. So bring it on....
sardar..finally a post on men.,. fnally..... good boy...sorry sorry good uncle...virdi uncle virdi uncle...-d-
he he
Parking Lots,
Chocolate Bars
Bananas
I have found Truth. :P
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