Kabul Express - Aacha Film. I-Like is Stupid

Kabul Express is a laugh riot.

Arshad Warsi is too good. He had these oneliners with weird faces that made me laugh a lot. He has one scene where he and a Taliban fighter argue about who is the best all rounder?? Kapil Paaji or Imran Khan. With a gun on his head and trigger in the Taliban fighter's hand, he has the balls to talk and even argue, how Kapil was better than Imran Khan. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

They ask for a taxi and they get a ride on a tank. They ask for breakfast or lunch or dinner or a snack, they always get "Kebabs". Arshad carrys a pack of cigarettes and everyone in Afghanistan love Indian cigarettes and he hates sharing them. The movie is fun. :-))

Story is too good. Its more related to international politics and how Afghanistan has become a victim of it. How the children are suffering. How reporters can do nothing but hope, hope that one day the world would look at the cold desert of Afghanistan and be bold enough to say "yes we have brought misery to the people of Afghanistan". The photography is pretty good and would really appreciate the crew as they had the guts to make a movie in the war torn country.

There are no songs. Thankfully. Back ground music is by some new guy.

John Abraham should do a lot of stage dramas to improve his acting. He looks like a tree stujmp being paid Rs 3.0 crore for traveling to Afghanistan. Expressions man exprssions. Girls love you because of your looks but start acting now. Please.

The movie has emotional touches. The Taliban fighters emotional bondage with his daughter. Its also talks about the emotions of a non Indian muslim (with an AK 56 with him) telling an Indian muslim "you people don't understand Islam!!" Dont want to tell the story, unlike Babul this is pretty good. :-) The movie is a must watch.

Arzoon told me abt a website where I can download some mp3 songs and mp4 videos for free. Just wanted to discuss that. The site is I-Like.com. It has an exe file which when downloaded, adds a side bar to your I-Tunes.

You need to make a profile in I-like and then you will have things like; profile, playlist, friends, related, etc etc. If you get a new msg from I-Like or friem friends you can read them by logging in I-Like. You can add friends and then exchange music. Also once you are on the site you can download few songs which are free. You can listen to a lot of songs online. Like they are all stored in the database of I-Like. You can find people who have the same choice of songs as you have. If you are playing a Pink Floyd song it will tell you that you can also listen to Doors, Eagles, Deep Purple, Rolling Stones, etc.

If the song being played has a video you can view it through YouTube. You can't download songs for I-Pod.

Observation: It is a site good for people who have less songs, who want to exchange songs with fellow listeners on I-Like. I have tried it for two months and doesnt seem to test my grey cells. If you have a wide choice of music then it might be very helpful for you to exchange songs. People with a niche music following would not be of much help.

Conclusion: Not really of great help, I would prefer asking freinds in office for mp3 and mp4.

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Montyyyyyyyy!!! Montyyyyyyyy!!! Montyyyyyyyy!!!

Monty Panesar and Sajid Mahmood are playing for England in the third Ashes test match. Guys from South Asian origin playing for England. Now we can say, we are going to rule you guys. Khi Khi Khi Khi.

Ok to be serious. Monty has screwed the Ozzys and that too royally. While I write this the score is 176 for 6 and monty has taken three Ozzys to the bed with him. Took wickets of Langer, Symonds and Gilly. Go Sardar gooooooooooooo.

This is what someone said on BBC.

He's done it! He's done it! Long live King Monty Panesar. The script, it seems, had already been written. First ball of Monty's second over, Justin Langer misses a pretty straight one and it takes out his middle stump. The bearded genius wheels away in jubilation - they've never seen anything like it before. He doesn't get close to a high five. Who cares, man?

Monty doesn't seem to be a great athelete but his sheer enthu to spin the bowl touches the whole cricket world.

and read this somewhere. The great Monty Panesar seduces Adam Gilchrist into a tentative push forward and the ball comes off bat and pad and is caught at short-leg by Ian Bell. Can we have a new vote for Sports Personality of the Year?

Toooo muchhhhhh. Who cares if India wins or loses in South Africa there is too much "Lick my ass, I am Sharad Powar. Lick my ass, I am KPS Gill. Lick my ass I am, Priyaranjan Das Munshi. No No lick my ass, I am Dalmiya" kind of politics in Indian sports. I just hate it in India.

I am going to follow Ashes. Go for it Pomsssssss.

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Babul Sucks, Indian Hockey Federation Sucks Even More

We watched Babul on Saturday night. Its about widow remarriage.

Salman Khan dies, wife Rani Mukherjee becomes sad, she has a friend and the friend is asked to marry her by Rani's father in law.

Review

• After watching Babul, Mujhe mere Babul ki yaad aa gayi. I started crying, "Papa Papa, please take me out of this movie theater. "
• John Abraham needs a mask. He is expressionless. He needs a director who says, "John please close your mouth when you are not saying any dialog" His mouth was always open.
• My view on John, "John start learning dance. John close your mouth. John cut your hair. John close your mouth. John stop doing movies and walk the ramp. John will you close your mouth now??"
• Story writer needs to be creative and has to be sent to 5th Grade first. He should be asked to write an essay on "MY FAVOURTITE ANIMAL". He literally seems to be living in 1980s and has written a movie which is in Rishi Kapooor and Jitender era.
• Very poor direction. Salman Khan is shaking himself and director doesnt even notice that. After watching a flawless direction in movies like, DON and Omkara, I was getting irritated.
• Someone please tell Amitabh Bachchan should stop acting in crappy movies. He has enough money now. His son is acting well and is earning well too.
• Salman Khan was so horrible that director didnt know what to do with him. He put a oxygen mask on his face and killed him.
• The father-in-law wanted his daughter-in-law to remarry so he forces the friend-of-daugher-in-law to marry her. The friend sings songs about the female even after 5 years of staying away from her. He sings hindi songs in Europe though. Poor friend. Poor europeans.
• The dialogs which Salman Khan says in 1st half, are repeated by John Abraham in second half. The movie looks so faltu.
• Rani Mukherjee needs a fashion designer.
• Amitabh Bachchan needs rest.
• Plus points of the movie. Cool Audi Car, Cool Merc Car and Hema Malini. All three look beautiful.

No need to see Babul.

Indians drew their final match in field hockey competitions in Asian Games. It means that they are not playing the semifinals. It means we are not in top four teams in Asia anymore. It means someone is not taking up the responcibility and saying, "WE NEED TO CHANGE THE STRUCTURE OF INDIAN HOCKEY!!" It means I am going to protest against KPS Gill when PHL starts in Chennai. Anyone who wants to join me please mail me. I am dead serious.

One minute silence on the death of Indian Hockey.

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Oye Chak De Fatte Jaspal Rana

We know Indians have been doing good in Shooting lately. Abhianv Bindra, Mansher Singh, Manavjeet Singh Sandhu, Raghavedra Singh Rathore, have been doing pretty well in the world scene. And I am not really a shooting guy so dont know many of the Indian present greats. But when ever we talk about shooting we say Jaspal Rana was good. Not "IS" but "WAS" good. But he has turned the tables in just 48 hours. He didnt win an Aisan games gold since a long time and when he did win, he won 3 in 2 days. Awesome man awesome. And he also equaled the world record.

Our Jaspal Boy won the gold today in the men’s 25m centre fire pistol and clinch his second individual gold medal in consecutive days, Indians won the as well as team gold also in men’s 25m centre fire pistol. Liu Guohui of China got silver and some Thai got the bronze. This Lui guy has the world recond on his name. And our Jaspal Equaled it. By the way Jaspal had been suffering from high fever since past week. Awesome man. Awesome.

Korea claimed silver and China bronze, in the team even for 25m centre fire pistol.

Check out the medals table.

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Indians can win gold in Mens doubles tennis, women's team tennis, women's singles, women's doubles, mixed doubles, also a lot of medals can come in atheletics. So we are going to improve a lot on the medal's table hopefully.

All the best Indiaaaaaaaaaaaa. And Ganguly is back with a bang. He score 83 in his comeback match.

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Play Monty Duncan

I am a great fan of English cricket because of the county and because different kinds of people playing there today. Although they have great fan following they still are not world beaters, just like India. We can see from England that, yes sports indeed does bring people closer. Monty Panesar - Indian Origin, Kevin Pietersen - South African, Sajid Mahoomad - Pakistan. People of so many religions playing together in an European country.

I am a great fan of Monty Panesar because of two things. First is his killer instict and his dedication towards spin bowling. (He is a horrible batsman though) Second his belief in his culture and religion. He has proved that believeing in religion is as important as having belief in ones prefession. He has his beard and supports a turban, which is very sacred according to Sikh religion. Felt a little embarassed.

I also believe he should be in the England team today and playing and not carrying drinks on the field. Ashlie Giles should be sitting out. Also Chris Read should be keeping wickets in place of Geraint Jones.

Read this Joke on BBC.

Duncan Fletcher: now Geraint, are you sure you are not going to keep droping the ball and getting out to silly shots ?
Geraint Jones: does it matter - im the best ever !
Duncan Fletcher: Paul, now this is a tough one, are we going to pick Monty or go with your room mate and drinking mate Giles ??
Paul Collingwood: yeah thats a real hard one, gonna have to be Gilo i think, now any one for scrabble ???
Duncan Fletcher: yeah that sounds good to me, Monty be a good boy and fetch the red bull

I also have photo of Monty Panesar on my desk. Its a mask which can be cut out. He looks funny though. Check this out.

You can download more posters from this Link

And now my parents are behind me, "If Monty can grow his hair and can be a gur sikh staying in England, why can't you?". Everyone, "He stays in a cold country and doesnt sweat like a pig where as I do"

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