Dog Susu !!!

My friend sent me this photo it reminds me of a lot of things.

First which came to my mind was, from the movie "Bruce Almighty". Jim Carry tries to teach his dog how to do susu outside his house and not on the couch everytime. And ultimately the dog is doing susu at the right place.

Another thing which I was reminded was of the phrase "You can take the horse to the river but you can't make him drink" Like you can tell your boss "We can solve this problem by doing process B also" Bos will say "Great. Now do as I have told you. That is proces A."

Nice photo though.

JRJK...

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Movies I plan to watch

Its been a log time since I became pagal about watching some movie. Last movie I saw was Chandramukhi. It was Rajni at his best but without and Shik-Shak Dhishum-Dhisham. Was a horror movie without even showing the Ghost.

Few of the movies I am waiting for this summer are:

1. Sarkar : Amitabh Bachchan and Abhishek Bachchan. Godfather types movie, Don Vito Corleone ka copy hai (people say). Relasing in June.

2. Bunty Aur Babli : Amitabh Bachchan, Abhishek Bahchan and Rani Mukherjee. Its about tow con men ( one conman and woman). Fultu masti types movie hai I guess.

3. The Rising - Mangal Pandey : Amir Khan!! Relasing in June I guess.

4. Madagascar : About a lion, giraffe, hippopotamus, zebra and few penguins who are sent back to the jungle after years in New York Zoo. I love animation movies. Releasing in India in August.

5. War of the Worlds: Spielberg movie. Makes an alien movie after 20 years. Tom Cruise is the hero. Relasing in India in June.

6. Da Vinci Code : Tom Hanks Movie. And everyone knows about the book. Releasing in May 2006. (Source Ashwin)

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Anil's Translation - Punjabi to English

This guy is Anil. He is one smart ass. Well he is cool chap. Bahut mast banda hai. We were together is XIth and XIIth standard. Didnt meet ever after that. In contact through mails and sometimes "I Call". He is still trying to collect few cents and call from Amreeka. Sala kanjoos mallu. He is in Arizona State Univ doing his MS in something. This is his translation. Awesome !!!

Bulla ki jaana main kaun, Bulla ki jaana main kaun, Bulla ki jaana main kaun, Bulla ki jaana main kaun.Tell me who I am(4)
Na main moman vich maseetan, Na main vich kufar dian reetan, Na main pakan vich paleetan. I am not my mother's son, I am not digging my own grave, I am not boring you

Na main andar bed kitaban, Na main rehnda phaang sharaban, Na main rehnda mast kharaban. I don't get anyone into my bed, I don't drink sharaab, I don't know how to party
Na main shadi na ghamnaki, Na main vich paleetan pakeen, Na main aaabi na main khaki. No one wants to do shaadi with me, No one will cook for me, and no one likes my khakhi underpants
Na main aatish na main paun, Bulla ki jana main kaun, Bulla ki jana main kaun, Bulla ki jana main kaun, Bulla ki jana main kaun. I have no 'drive'. Tell me who I am(3)
Na main arabi na lahori, Na main hindi shehar Nagaori, Na hindu na turk pashauri. I am not from Arabia or Lahore, nor am I from a hindi town, not even hindu or a bloody turk.
Na main bhet mazhab de paya, Na main aadam hawwa jaya, Na koi apna naam dharaya. I gave religion but received none, all I got was hot air, and no can can still tell me my name.
Avval aakhar aap nu jana, Na koi dooja hor pacchana, Mai ton na koi hor syana.You think you are great, that no one else is as good, but I am also a 'shaana'. (smartass)
Bulle shah kharha hai kaun, Bulla ki jaana main kaun, Bulla ki jaana main kaun, Bulla ki jaana main kaun, Bulla ki jaana main kaun What does the Shah of Bulle eat? Tell me who am I(3)
Na main moosa na pharoah, Na main jagan na vich saun, Na main aatish na main paun, Na main rahnda vich Nadaun, Na main baitthan na vich bhaun, Bulle shah kharha hai kaun I am not a moose or a pharoah, I cannot wake or sleep, I have no 'drive', I cannot stay or leave, I cannot sit or stand because I want to know who I am! Tell me who I am (3) Oooooo.. Tell me who I am.

English Translation of Bullah Ki Jaana Main Kaun.
Not a believer inside the mosque, am I, Nor a pagan disciple of false rites, Not the pure amongst the impure, Neither Moses, nor the Pharoh, Bulleh! to me, I am not known
Not in the holy Vedas, am I, Nor in opium, neither in wine, Not in the drunkard`s craze, Niether awake, nor in a sleeping daze, Bulleh! to me, I am not known
In happiness nor in sorrow, am I, Neither clean, nor a filthy mire, Not from water, nor from earth, Neither fire, nor from air, is my birth, Bulleh! to me, I am not known
Not an Arab, nor LahoriNeither Hindi, nor Nagauri, Hindu, Turk (Muslim), nor Peshawari, Nor do I live in Nadaun, Bulleh! to me, I am not known
Secrets of religion, I have not known, From Adam and Eve, I am not born, I am not the name I assume, Not in stillness, nor on the move, Bulleh! to me, I am not known
I am the first, I am the last, None other, have I ever known, I am the wisest of them all, Bulleh! do I stand alone?, Bulleh! to me, I am not known

MTv Enjoy...

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Bulla Ki Jana Main Kaun

Rabbi Shergill

Wanted to put this on blog long long time back.

I like this song a lot sung by Rabbi SherGill and its been sung very well with a lot of meaning in the song. He talks about a Sufu Saint from Punjab called Baba Bulleh Shah. Bulleh Shah (1680-1758) lived during the time just before the proliferation of the printing press, state-sponsored educational institutions and standardized textbooks. Most of what we know about Bulleh Shah's life has come to us through unreliable anecdotes and folklore. The limited authentic historical record, based on sporadic references to events of his life in his poetry and in the writings of his contemporaries, is barely enough for a brief sketch of his life.

Enjoy..

Lyrics:
Bulla ki jaana main kaun, Bulla ki jaana main kaun, Bulla ki jaana main kaun, Bulla ki jaana main kaun.
Na main moman vich maseetan, Na main vich kufar dian reetan, Na main pakan vich paleetan.
Na main andar bed kitaban, Na main rehnda phaang sharaban, Na main rehnda mast kharaban.
Na main shadi na ghamnaki, Na main vich paleetan pakeen, Na main aaabi na main khaki.
Na main aatish na main paun, Bulla ki jana main kaun, Bulla ki jana main kaun, Bulla ki jana main kaun, Bulla ki jana main kaun.
Na main arabi na lahori, Na main hindi shehar Nagaori, Na hindu na turk pashauri.
Na main bhet mazhab de paya, Na main aadam hawwa jaya, Na koi apna naam dharaya.
Avval aakhar aap nu jana, Na koi dooja hor pacchana, Mai ton na koi hor syana.
Bulle shah kharha hai kaun, Bulla ki jaana main kaun, Bulla ki jaana main kaun, Bulla ki jaana main kaun, Bulla ki jaana main kaun
Na main moosa na pharoah, Na main jagan na vich saun, Na main aatish na main paun, Na main rahnda vich Nadaun, Na main baitthan na vich bhaun, Bulle shah kharha hai kaun
Bulla ki jaana main kaun...... Oooooo..... Bulla ki jaana main kaun

Friend's Mail

I came in early morning and just hi hello to friends through e-mail and one of my friends, Butun Mohapatra gave me his schedule for the day. He is stud and had got some 9.89 CGPA in his MBA. Awesome guy with great analytical skills and is very witty. He works for GECIS in Bangalore. This is his mail:

1. Arrived at office at 8:30
2. Went for breakfast and came back at 9:30
3. Switched on the laptop - it takes 15 mins to get started ;-))
4. Will go thru all the mails ..which makes sense (The mails that u guys send) and some junk (which clients send)
5. Have to reply all the junk mails as they are paying me to do so..
6. Most of the mails will require me to present the same data in a different manner or explaining them for the nth time what is the definition of what is presented in the report / ppt /or submission.
7.If still they don't understand I have to arrange for a conference call later today and explain in great length and pain abt what they are doing / reading / thinking / etc..
8. And thus depending on when the guys understand, I will leave for home.. 5:30/6:30/7:50/9:20/10:20/11:20 ... If it is later than that then probably I have found one more flaw in the Data warehouse and Discussing with IT guys how to fix it..
Yet another day will be gone without any value addition / learning / productive contribution ...
Then I will go back home and curse myself for doing what I am doing..

He deserves more in life. Cheer up Butun Tag hoga sab kuch hoga, dont worry.
JRJK...
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Gym Shym

As the Dilli-wale people say I have started Gyming-Shyming.

Resons for going to gym:

1. I wear pants of wait size 3 inches less than my waist size now*.

2. I look like a sine curve.

3. People have started calling me Tummy Man and Kavitha has also written a song which goes like "Tummy man Tummy man here come the tummy man...." like spider man...

4. Some people who havent met me for months are like "Kya be mote insaan kya chal raha hai."

5. I was a regular sportsman in IIT and now I dont get time to play or work out. Wanted to regularize my workout, not like once in 2 weeks.

6. Most biggest and compelling-est reason was Tiny (Pradeep Mishra) and Tullu (Akhilesh Bansal). They said "abe tere ghar ke itni paas gym hai tu sala mota kyun hota ja raha hai" Tiny goes to that gym everyday and has psude physique.

So here I am getting up everyday at 7.30 and going to Maverick Gym Shym and in few weeks I hope to come back in shape. In 8 weeks to be precise. But my friend Arun would say "maacha you are still in shape, round is also a shape" He has been going for morning walks and jogging since last 6 months and there has been no change in his round shape.

The music in gym is awesome and the girls there are fat**

Will try to post the foto of Maverick Gym very soon.

JRJK....

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* = My wasit size is 32 inches

** = some girls look awesome though, just lying to keep others away from the gym. ;-)

Logo Test

This Logo Test was sent by Sudip. He works for Infosys. But does all this bakwas there. Kuch kaam nahi karta hai.

I tried for sometime and got bored. For anyone who wants to enjoy the whole test, here is the link. Logo Test.

I have been listening to Chandramukhi's Song : Kokku Para Para, all day. I can understand Tamil like 1 word in 1000 words. The song is amazing. Very nice tune and very good music. The lyrics go like this.

Koku para para, Kori para para, Maili para para, Maina para para

Inpatta mein para para para, Vanamtandi para para

Enjamein para para para, Ennileyehgein para para para

Vanji kalam Patto, Something else patto

Super Star Patto, Nam patto

Dont ask me what I have written. Music has no language. MTv Enjoy.

JRJK...

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Very Pretty Hand!!!

I saw this photgraph in a blog and she has the most beautiful hand I have ever sen in my life. Its just awesome. No I am serious, the most prettiest hand I have ever seen.

Its the hand of a girl who is working as an editor with a children magazine. She is so so lucky, lots of kids around, letters and fuuny things coming in from them. She is so lucky. I already hate her. I am jelous of her. :-( this is her blog ID http://sayesha.blogspot.com

All the best syesha.

Have fun with the kids and their letters. God this is not fair you are a big fat cheater.

JRJK...

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Tina...

Bougainvillea

Bougainvillea : bou·gain·vil·le·a ( P ) (bgn-vl-, -vly, -v, b-)n. : Any of several South American woody shrubs or vines of the genus Bougainvillea having groups of three petallike, showy, variously colored bracts attached to the flowers.

Me and Tina went to Tirvanmiyur 4th seaward road beach and on the way back Tina saw this and started shouting "Bhai ruk ruk ruk.... yeh dekh kitna sundar... kitna sweet... de aapna phone de... maine photo leni hai"

She made me take a u-turn and come back and she took the photo and was smiling like a kid opening a birthday present. Ashwin came home and Tina went on again "Bhai Ashiwn ko dikha na woh Photo... so nice na??"

She is nice but phew talks so much... Kabhi kabhi mera dimag kharab ka deti hai kabhi kabhi.. ufff... And when Ramana comes home she is like WHATUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP... FULLLLLL VOLUME!!! Kitna halla karti hai... She is an awesome cook and can do those food throwing in air and land back in the pan tricks... But is total pagal.... Poori pagal hai... Thats Tina's photo uupar...

Well Priya is also pagal she faught with me for no reason... Main Dukhi.... She Dukhi..... After we saw Chandramukhi... (that rhymed) Oye tall gril when you read this blog you reply back you idiot...

Jai Ram Ji Ki...

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How to keep a woman attracted to you by David Deangelo!!!

If a woman feels no ATTRACTION for you, then she's not going to want to be anything other than FRIENDS with you. There are a couple of exceptions:
1) If she wants something from you
2) If you've pursued her for so long that she finally "falls into affection" with you – and decides that you're probably marriage material. There are probably other exceptions, but these two cover about 99.97873% of the situations you'll run into.
The bottom line: If you want to a woman to be more than FRIENDS with you, then you're going to need to trigger ATTRACTION inside of her (another great benefit is that you will be more in control of the direction of the relationship, too).
Well, one of the amazing aspects of ATTRACTION is that it can be TURNED UP. You can actually AMPLIFY an initial attraction... if you know how. Of course, if you DON'T know what you're doing, you can also DESTROY a woman's attraction to you as well (without realizing it). This happens a lot more often than you might think... as most men don't have any idea when a woman is attracted to them.
Also, if you don't know how to AMPLIFY ATTRACTION, then you are most likely GOING to destroy it whenever you do accidentally create it. I'd like to talk to you about two important concepts when it comes to AMPLIFYING attraction. You may have heard me mention them before.
Here they are:
1) TWO STEPS FORWARD, ONE STEP BACK.
2) NEVER LET THE LINE GO SLACK.
It's kind of hot that they rhyme, too.
So let's talk about these two concepts and how you can use them to amplify and accelerate this wonderful physical and emotional state called ATTRACTION inside of women.
TWO STEPS FORWARD, ONE STEP BACK
I realized a few years ago that women don't get "turned on" the same way men do (duh). I know, I know... I'm not so bright. It's pretty obvious. But, more importantly, I learned that men get turned on like "light switches", and women get turned on more like "volume knobs". A man can go from being not interested in sex to completely ready and totally turned on in about 30 seconds. Hell, it's probably more like 3 seconds. Or .3 seconds.
Women, on the other hand, usually start out with a spark of attraction, and if the situation goes the right way, she gets more and more turned on... to the point where she's ready to have sex.
This can happen relatively quickly, but it usually takes HOURS. One technique you can use to actually AMPLIFY any initial attraction that a woman feels is to use the technique that I call "Two steps forward, one step back". This simply means progressing a little bit (like maybe kissing her) and then stepping back for a little while (maybe leaning back and holding her hand or not touching at all)... and then moving two steps forward again (maybe kissing her, then kissing her neck)... and stopping again... and so on.
This builds up anticipation. It makes her think about what's happening... and want it more and more. Women love to be given a little bit, then teased... so they are waiting in anticipation of what's going to come next. Of course, since you keep taking a step back each time, it even amplifies the anticipation and sexual tension further.
Now, a MAN wouldn't usually say "do this a little bit, then stop and tease me so I want it more". For most men, this sounds like a foreign concept unknown in these parts. Crazy talk, even. But not for women. If you doubt me, find the nearest attractive woman and read her what I just wrote. And watch her face between paragraphs. You'll see. And you just might learn something. NEVER LET THE LINE GO SLACK
Once you start to "get" how this process of women getting turned on works, you're going to need a way to gauge how fast or slow to go... and to keep a woman interested without turning into a WussBoy who calls her 10 times a day.
I call this concept "Never let the line go slack". Imagine that you are holding one end of a rope,and the woman is holding the other end. Both of you are pulling gently... enough to keep TENSION in the line. It's a little game. If she starts pulling, you need to give her a little bit of slack... but not so much that she gets it all. And if she starts letting go, you need to pull a little more to take up the slack and keep the TENSION up.
This is a great metaphor for the concept of SEXUAL TENSION.
Most men haven't the SLIGHTEST IDEA IN THE WORLD what sexual tension is. But ALL women know what it is... Sexual tension is a key to success with women. So imagine that you're out with a woman for the second time. On the first date you held hands and kissed, and on this date you're walking around in the mall together. Let's say you've been teasing her a little bit, and she's been hitting you and saying "stop it!", but she's laughing so you know that she's having fun.
Further, let's say that you've teased her so much that you can tell that it's actually starting to get to her. Maybe you were teasing her about her shoes being ugly, and she stops after the tenth joke and asks "Wow, do you really think my shoes are that ugly?"
At this point, she's letting go of the line a bit... and you need to do something about it to keep the tension up. So you might say "Oh, no... they're not that bad... I'm just giving you a hard time". At which point she might say "Wow, good. I was starting to worry that you really hated them and that it was bothering you". And now you have the opposite situation... both of you are letting the line go slack at the same time with this whole "No, I think your shoes are fine" and her saying "Oh, I'm glad you were just teasing me" thing.
So you have to do something! You might say "Well, if worse comes to worse you can always donate them to the Salvation Army so a needy girl who doesn't care if her shoes are ugly can have them". You'll probably get hit, but it puts the tension back in the line again!
Of course, there's an art to doing this correctly, and you will improve with practice. You can use this in just about every area imaginable, from how often you call a woman to being able to tell when it's appropriate to give a compliment (and then say something to take it back in a funny way!). The problem is that most guys let things go too far in one direction... they call every day for a week instead of letting the woman call them back a couple of times, and waiting a couple or a few days to call.
Or they hang on a woman's arm every minute when they go out together, rather than giving the woman some space and letting her come find him. Or they give a woman a compliment, which the woman appreciates, then they start giving her one after the other after the other... which comes across as ULTRA WUSSY KISS ASS BOY... and drives the woman away.
Don't do to much of anything... and never let the line go slack for too long!
When you use these two concepts together, you will find that not only will a woman become FAR more attracted to you, but she'll STAY THAT WAY for as long as you want her to.
If you DON'T do these two things, then you're probably going to find that women will do things that make no sense to you, and they'll RARELY want to be anything more than "just friends", because they just don't "feel it" for you.

Kini's Birthday Present

Today is 6th of May and its Kini's birthday.

We all friends wanted to wish him together so thought of giving him a nice present. We all made an excel sheet and posted our comments there and mailed it accross to Kini. Here is the sheet.

Abhishek wished in his own different style. Well Abhishek is different, what else can I say. This is his mail.

JANMADINA SHUBHAKANKSHALU...... Telugu; purandhanaal nalvazhthukkal....... Tamil; Bonne Anniversairee....... French; Janamdin Mubarakho... Hindi/Urdu; Vaddeva Shubecha..... Marathi; Happy BirthDay...... English; Jaydivasa Shubhecha....... IN your Lingo-Konkani ( Whatever it is.............)

If { today is 6th May then 'Happy Birthday to KINI" }

else " JFOM".....................................................Java

PS: Abhishek is Kini's flatmate.

oye kini happy birthday man...

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New Place

Frost

I was shifted from 7th floor to 6th floor in Frost and it’s a nice place. It’s got a dustbin also. Some drawers and cupboard type thing where I can keep a lot of stuff.
Its very quite here on 6th floor and I have seen my efficiency has really gone up. Thanks Frost. In fact I think this is the first time I thanked Frost & Sullivan. I am not senti about my company, just that sometimes I get little dukhi, with me being alone and all my friends in Bangalore. And i love Madras b.t.w.
Anyways its fun working here. (Not late nights though)
JRJK....
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Chelsea wins EPL!!!

Chelsea locker room!!!

Amidst all the controversies and all the speculations since last few weeks, Chelsea is English Premier League Champion. This is the photo from Chelsea locker room.

I have made and excel sheet of the goal scorers for Chelsea this season.
What a team it has, Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard, Eidur Gudjohnsen, Damien Duff, John Terry, Joe Cole, Claude Makelele, Alberto Ricardo Carvalho and an excellent goalie Petr Cech. But above all of them is the Coach Jose Morinio.

What a man, what attitude. Was heard saying in his stupid accent few weeks back "Arsenal is a good team but they will lose to us as simple as that" again said "to win the champion ship we have top win atleast 9 matches and we will win 9 matches" He has is mathematics very clear. Due to some controversies he also made some referees retire in the peak of their careers and has made gem of a team right now. There was some controversy about Rio Ferdinand shifting to Chelsea next season, as long as there is Jose anything can happen. And if Jose Morinio stays with Chelsea next season he will be the highest paid member of the club and he doesn’t play football anymore.
Hats off to their success and I hope they are able to win the UEFA champion’s league. Liverpool is playing the best football they have played in the past few years in champion’s league and they are the only barrier between Chelsea and the silverware, because once they are in the finals they will be un stoppable.
Second leg semi final is tomorrow at 12.30 in the night Indian Standard Time. And other semifinal between PSV Eindhoven and AC Milan is on Wednesday same time.
JRJK…
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